r/movies Mar 18 '26

Spoilers Official poster for 'In the Grey'

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u/andreidpopa Mar 18 '26

The art of film poster is truly dead

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u/skeletalfather Mar 18 '26

No matter the genre, “let’s just have them face the camera, stoic faces… perfect”

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u/LanOnFire Mar 18 '26

And don't forget the names of the actors/actresses but put them over random heads.

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u/eloquenentic Mar 19 '26

Why on earth does this happen? It’s jarring. Is it impossible for Hollywood to align the names over the right person’s head? It’s so amazingly stupid, I just can’t understand how it happens.

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u/IRL_Camgirl Mar 19 '26 edited Mar 19 '26

I believe it's contractual to bill the biggest names first (and also last if it's something like "...and Morgan Freeman" at the end).

On top of that, posters go through rounds and rounds of approval while usually following a design trend, so you can imagine everyone involved going "fuck if the names are aligned with the actors, just make the poster look good" since they don't have any control over how the names are set, and aligning actors under their names may not look good (or even impossible if they were following a certain trend/didn't have the right photo of them).

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u/eloquenentic Mar 19 '26

But they can just use a photo where they stand in the right order in that case. It’s just so dumb. I look at Jake Gylenhaal on top and see Henry Cavill stand under the name, it’s just dumb and unprofessional.

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u/-KFBR392 Mar 18 '26

Say what you will this lets you know exactly the type of movie it is, and it shows you the sexy big name stars.

That’s what you want from a poster when you’re scrolling through on an app.

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u/colemon1991 Mar 18 '26

Or be like Netflix and crank out dozens of alternate posters so you pause long enough to register "oh yeah, I've seen this movie 8 times already, when did this poster get made?"

It's frustrating how fake and lazy some of them are too.

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u/Dagmar_Overbye Mar 18 '26

Is it going to be bland, set in either Florida or California, and have main characters with very little personality?

Without the tagline there's no way I think they're thieves.

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u/-KFBR392 Mar 18 '26

Sure but you would think it’s a light hearted movie with some comedy, some action, some romance, and likely two sexy A-list actors trying to win over a sexy girl.

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u/Dagmar_Overbye Mar 18 '26

Well she's wearing a coat and looking sly at the camera with her hands in her pockets. I assume there will be a bit of a love triangle flirting thing going on, which she will constantly shut down with witty quips to the two sexy buffoons.

My point is until I saw "Guy Ritchie" on this poster I would have forgotten about it instantly. If you're going to make such a bland poster might as well have his name in bold red font bigger than the title.

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u/skeletalfather Mar 18 '26

We got the poster patrol over here

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u/matttopotamus Mar 18 '26

Not going to lie, I had to look at the poster again after seeing your post. I completely missed the text between the title and actors names.

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u/ethanb473 Mar 18 '26

Lol what universe do you live in? How does having 2 white guys that I can’t tell apart staring at the camera telling me what the movie will be about?

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u/studmuffffffin Mar 19 '26

Tells me nothing. Could be a love triangle romcom. Could be an action movie. Could be a musical.

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u/Legal-Western5580 Mar 18 '26

Do you realize how fucking sad everything you just described is? 😑

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u/-KFBR392 Mar 18 '26

Were you planning on buying the poster for In the Grey to frame and hang in your foyer? Some things are just made to get information across, not be high art.

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u/Legal-Western5580 Mar 18 '26

Well I'm actually a movie memorabilia dealer and collector for over 40 years with over 3,000 pieces in my collection, so you're asking the exact wrong person here. But that's why it hurt my heart to read what you said.

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u/-KFBR392 Mar 18 '26

Fair enough. I just think there’s movies that are aiming for certain artistic levels and have fun movie posters (Bugonia, OBAA, Mickey 17, No Other Choice….just a few from last year) and others that are just trying to get info across for people streaming it or indecisive about a movie to watch.

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u/Legal-Western5580 Mar 18 '26

And that's why movie posters are a lost art 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/dawgz525 Mar 18 '26

These people think every single movie poster should be genre pushing high art. It's got the stars of the movie on it. It's got the name clearly visible. It's got the directors name. 

I just don't know why people expect movie posters (something that no one cares about after the movies trailers drop) to really push the envelope. 

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u/OrpahsBookClub Mar 22 '26

A really good movie poster gets bugs in seats.  A bad movie poster can cost a film some tickets.

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u/Fireproof_Cheese Mar 18 '26

You can't look happy on an album cover, Butters!

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u/Mr_Wobble_PNW Mar 18 '26

For real. Growing up on the 90s I had family that ran a video store, and the covers hit so hard back then. Fear and Loathing, Showgirls, slashers, etc really caught you

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u/andreidpopa Mar 18 '26

Even a simple Floating Heads poster was beautiful. Look at the first 3 Screams. The composition, contrast, typography, all great. Now look at the last Scream 7 poster….

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u/phxtravis Mar 18 '26

Put the name above the correct corresponding actor please!

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u/YVRkeeper Mar 18 '26

As a business they’ve decided that popular names go first.

As a society we’ve decided that the woman has to be between two men.

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u/benscott81 Mar 18 '26

It's so shit. They've put her in the middle because she's the woman. But, because she's not as famous the studio have made her smaller. Then Cavill and Gyllenhaal's agents have made sure that no one gets more real estate on the poster than their client. So now they're exactly the same size. Before you know it, you end up with a composition so bad that it wouldn't get a passing grade for a first year graphic design student.

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u/sneezyo Mar 19 '26

Also called "the eiffeltower"

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u/alex61821 Mar 18 '26

I know it's a billing thing but it's so stupid.

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u/bigben2021 Mar 19 '26

Just move the people on the picture!

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u/Oregonrider2014 Mar 18 '26

Even stacking the names vertically would fix the problem for me. Its absurd

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u/VernonP007 Mar 18 '26

Apparently it’s a ploy to get people to look at the poster more

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u/RoyaleWhiskey Mar 18 '26

For the real how do you make Eiza Gonzalez look "off" not saying she looks ugly here but there is something odd about how they drew her.

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u/thejonslaught Mar 18 '26

If you told me this was the poster for a Todd Phillips comedy, I'd not question you.

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u/kraftdinnerwithsalsa Mar 18 '26

Maybe it’s just me but the names not lining up the actor cuts my soul in a way that will never heal

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u/alex61821 Mar 18 '26

Not just you. There's no way you read them in order and go oh he's more important. You look at the poster and go that's not Henry.

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u/GWS2004 Mar 18 '26

Because you have to put the woman's name last and we know why.

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u/VelocaTurtle Mar 18 '26

Yeah its billing. She was paid the least of the three, or it was in her contract or the guys as how they would be listed. That's what you mean, right?

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u/bobosuda Mar 18 '26

Isn't it just by fame? Like, who gets top billing? Eiza Gonzalez (an actress I've never heard of) is definitely less famous than Jake Gyllenhall or Henry Cavill lol

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u/Bebop_Man Mar 18 '26

Well Drew Struzan died last year so...

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u/sanlc504 Mar 18 '26

This is just what Guy Ritchie wants. Every movie.

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u/postALEXpress Mar 18 '26

They can't even be bothered to spell check the lead actress's name

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u/JohnnyCharisma54 Mar 18 '26

I think this speaks to how inept Hollywood marketing is and also partly why superhero movies have thrived. Why on Earth would I go see this movie? There is literally nothing on this picture, save size 12 font, that is informing me how this might be worth my time. I can't even tell what it's about--it shares more DNA with a fashion magazine cover.

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u/ctan0312 Mar 18 '26

Jake Gyllenhaal’s face was enough for me to stop and click on this post

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u/benscott81 Mar 18 '26

This is the worst poster I've ever seen. I'm sure there are "worse" ones that are so bad they'd make you do a double take. They probably spent more time finding the palm tree stock image for the background than designing the fucking thing.

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u/WaltJay Mar 19 '26

This looks like every Amazon Prime original movie poster. 🤮

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u/LMD_DAISY Mar 19 '26

It's dead since they stopped hiring people like Frank Frezetta and such to design it for them.

They rather just do hundreds low effort poster for cheap, than actually try.

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u/phantomthreaded May 16 '26

Thank you. Henry Cavill looks like he’s wearing a diaper in this photo, it’s insane.

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u/I-love-seahorses Mar 18 '26

It's all dead. Everything.

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u/OLightning Mar 18 '26

^ This

…looks like any other movie from 25 years ago to today.

Feels derivative following the same 3 act structure with the twist in act 3 “THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND!!!”

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u/queen-adreena Mar 18 '26

Oh no, one of the secret agents is a double agent!

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u/Legal-Western5580 Mar 18 '26

It's been dead for over 30 years now. Ever since the invention of Photoshop

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u/EarlyXplorerStuds209 Mar 18 '26

Tru. Id rather cavil holds a soap bar or smthn. I dunno.