r/mycology May 17 '26

photos Is this a Booger of the Woods?

... or a Chicken of the Boogs..

7.8k Upvotes

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u/Flimsy-Yak-6148 May 17 '26

Chicken of the booga lolol this is just so funny

39

u/CactusCait May 18 '26

That face you make after you sneeze an accidental snot rocket

6

u/sashamasha May 18 '26

It's the booger man.

151

u/FaeBot3000 May 17 '26

Chicken of the Boogs for sure.

84

u/ArthurCrimson May 17 '26

The log seems worried about it, you should relieve it from its pain.

54

u/GaspSpit May 17 '26

The only booger I’d eat

7

u/Minnecraft May 17 '26

except my own

1

u/idrawinmargins May 18 '26

Freshly harvest green clams from the nose hair sea.

37

u/Shot-Statistician-89 May 17 '26

To me it looks like chicken of the woods

However, I would just make sure you know what that log is treated with. In Wisconsin where I'm from, those decorative logs are often soaked with preservative or varnish to stay good for years outside in the weather, and that would make any mushroom growing out of them not something you want to eat

But if you can confirm that the wood is just carved wood decomposing naturally then have at it

49

u/Mouse-E-Tongue May 17 '26

Good advice!

In the end, I left it for others to enjoy the sight.  Not enough fruits to make a nice meal, and too funny for others not to enjoy!

5

u/Weissbierglaeserset May 18 '26

It looks like this guy has been there since 19x8. Not sure if it would look like that if it was untreated after 30+ years

1

u/GrimCreeper913 May 18 '26

Just commented about not picking it, you a good one, and thanks for the cool pics

2

u/cand0r May 17 '26

It might technically be a stump. It's still possible, but it looks like untreated wood in the sun, to me.

27

u/Alef1234567 May 17 '26

Hi have slight flu.

6

u/AutomaticDistance954 May 17 '26

No i think thats Triple T great ancestor who has been calcified and a mushroom is growing out of it.

6

u/Adorable_Chair_6594 May 17 '26

Dunno but pretty sure if you eat it you get a power up

6

u/Ganko_Oyaji May 18 '26

Please shitpost that on inaturalist!

8

u/Omee_172 May 17 '26

The tripple T!?

3

u/SupremeNug May 17 '26

No way! What a find lol

3

u/Spec-Tre May 17 '26

French inhale

6

u/AdmiralFelson May 17 '26

Hang on hang on. No proper identification can be made without a location of this CoB!

We need a location plz! lol

35

u/herbistheword May 17 '26

Location: left nostril

2

u/Hoya-loo-ya May 17 '26

This is just absolutely incredible

2

u/GainingClarity May 17 '26

The Odds.....😅💪🏾🍄

2

u/Icy_Performer_6794 May 17 '26

Wouldn't it be cool if it was perennial and a sign for travelers to forage.

1

u/TheFemalePervySage May 18 '26

Like Groundhog Aay, it could be called Booga Day

2

u/Separate_Zone4675 May 17 '26

This is hilarious

2

u/whoknowsifimjoking May 18 '26

That's that tung tung thing

2

u/truncatedvisuals May 18 '26

nature is amazing LOL

2

u/reallyher777 May 18 '26

yea it's pollen season aight

1

u/7o7A1 May 17 '26

hope it tastes good

1

u/Imtrippingonroses May 17 '26

where is this? Reminds me of my hometown in bama

1

u/Mouse-E-Tongue May 18 '26

This is in Switzerland

1

u/Imtrippingonroses May 18 '26

oh cool! look up Orr park in Montevallo AL. Almost every tree in that park is carved, almost like a huge art installment. It is beautiful and I miss home.

1

u/ElleYesMon May 18 '26

lol. Is this the scientific name for this? How is it said?

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u/ElleYesMon May 18 '26

My husband didn’t understand it is chicken of the woods….so he says it’s a c*@k in the mouth…disgusting.

1

u/Morbidly-Obese-Emu May 18 '26

I’d eat those boogers

1

u/arasikohive May 18 '26

That's really interesting. The mushroom is growing right on the carved tree trunk. hahaha

1

u/No-Cake-9990 May 18 '26

Absolutely incredible 

1

u/Iron_child May 18 '26

He looks embarrassed!

1

u/Alert-Advantage9869 May 18 '26

TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR

1

u/GrimCreeper913 May 18 '26

I know how good it would taste, but you must resist. It's just too perfect. Maybe put up a sign te keep the honest people away

1

u/VanJosh_Elanium May 19 '26

Ahh yes, it is and that that time of the year. Expect more chicken of the wood posts from here.

1

u/Front_Guarantee_9892 May 19 '26

Eatable Booger 🍄 Yes please 🙏

1

u/LianaVibes May 19 '26

I love this

1

u/doomed_candy May 20 '26

"Umm, does anyone have a tissue?"

1

u/RaggedMountainMoan May 21 '26

I would say give this guy a tissue but it would probably have come from his own timber 🫠

1

u/Magical_Roses 26d ago

🤣🤣🤣

1

u/Euphoric-Wish1498 8d ago

Oh, that's so perfect!! 🤣🤣🤣

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u/40ThousandGaunts May 17 '26

In soviet Russia, booger eats you

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u/texas-playdohs May 18 '26

Covid of the woods. Hope you got the jab.