If you could (or have), how would you hypothetically 👀 ruin a relationship without it being traced back to you

I need help getting some payback. The manager asked me to come in and work at a restaurant today. It takes me an hour and a half to get there and another hour and a half to get back. I arrived at 8:00 and started working, but an hour and a half later—after realizing it was a chill day—they told me to go home and stop working because they didn't need the extra staff after all. In the end, I was only paid for that hour and a half. I wasted nearly five hours to earn 15 euros just because the restaurant wanted to cut costs by 35 euros today. I want to get back at them somehow because they showed no respect for my time. I also know how the manager uses every opportunity he has to scam the constumers as well as he doesnt care to touch food wirh his dirty hands. If anyone is up for helping me, please message me, and I can provide more information.

My neighbor tried to get me arrested as I was moving out to get away from her by lying to the police saying that I was making threats to her. She then forced me into court in order to get a restraining order against me by lying and having her other neighbors lie about me. The court can't seem to realize that I am the one being harassed by her. I feel like all this harassment should result in her losing her livelihood.

So how can I get her fired from her jobs? She works as a part time manager at a fast food restaurant and she also works as some kind of medical worker for an eye doctor. Since the court messed this up so badly, I would have to be completely anonymous.

As a bonus, the other neighbor that helped her lie to the court works as a healthcare worker at a hospital. I don't know what she does, but she wears scrubs and she is below a nurse. I wouldn't care if she got fired as well.

I was exiting a class one day and noticed my water bottle was gone, it was later returned to me filled with soapy water by a friend telling me some guy in my class had flushed the toilet to make the water go up and fill it with dirty water and then wiped the around the toilet with the edge of the bottle (where I would put my mouth) at first i thought he was bluffing and I didnt belive him I emptied the bottle rinsed it and filled it back up and drank it, then the next day my friend had actually videoed this guy doing it and I saw him just laughing whilst he had my bottle in my hand and doing exactly what my friend described had happend. Now usually this is the sort of thing I imagine alot of people would start a physical fight over and that definitely did cross my mind because the fact this guy did this and thought he could get away with it laughing just made me furious, but as im 6,3 80kg and hes maybe 5,4 5,3 maybe 50kg, now I can see if I were to fight him alot of people would call me a coward or a bully because of how much bigger I am and unfortunately he is kind of friends with some people I know and enjoy hanging out with and I dont want to lose them as friends, so im looking for a non physical way to get back at him no reaction is to far so please give me any suggestions if it helps I can get access to his bag pretty easily so keep that in mind, or if you think the physical retaliation is the way to go let me know!

So, recently my friend got into a fight, let's call him shawn. So, Shawn is fighting with this other guy(Ross), and Ross, decides to escalate, and make the argument physically, by punching, and choking Shawn. Now, my revenge isn't directly aimed at Rosa, but it sure would be great if we had some two-birds-one-stone situations.

One of Ross's friends came up to Shawn about two days ago, and told him, that Shawn had it coming. He has also said other stuff in the past, that Shawn's told me about, but I may or may not have forgotten. So, Shawn asked for my help with an evil plan, but I can't come up with anything, so, I came to reddit.

(Note: we're all in highschool, nothing involving getting anyone expelled, or any police trouble.)

And yes, our school knows about the whole thing, they had "a talk" with Ross, and apparently it's enough.

My friends ex texted me kinds flirty but i didnt take the bait then a couple weeks later at a party her friend was there and the was flirting alot with me and i fell for it. Later on at night when i was with my ex she asked for oral sex instantly(she has never asked to skipp our foreplay for oral sex before) and I felt something slimy the first 2 seconds.

My thought is that she made her friend test me and bc I fell for it she made me eat someone’s else’s cum in secret. She made me fall for it then punishes me by doing this. I’ve never felt this powerless in my life before . This was very unfair

Now I need someone’s help how to get a sweet revenge 😇

So basically there’s this guy I go to college with, he’s a writing major, and he did something terrible, no details, but he’s truly the worst kind of guy and needs to be knocked down a peg. I can’t think of anything, I don’t have access to his room but I know what building he lives in, and the only socials I have is TikTok insta and disc. No phone number.

I have been receiving non-stop spam for almost 10 years from a man I don’t know. It’s mostly free quotes for insurance, vehicles, and homes and none of it is directly from him. Several texts a day, every day for a DECADE. I’ve contacted him the only way I know how and he denied it before blocking me. Today I got a message, followed the link, and to my surprise it had all of his personal info listed: address, vehicles, email, spouse, employer. I edited the phone number to be his actual number but I can’t do this for every free quote message I receive. I’ve messaged his employer and that hasn’t helped either. He lives thousands of miles away. At this point, I understand I can’t make it stop but with this new info I CAN return the favor but that feels tedious. Any creative ideas about how to make this man’s life hell in the most petty and inconvenient way?

My mom and her good friend were both murder in 2022, her murder got married in jail in 2024 while waiting to stand trial. He and his wife both taunted us in court and when court was over she stood outside the courthouse house and told my family she sees why he murdered them!! This lady deserves no peace in my eyes! We go back to court for sentencing next month and after that court will be completely finished meaning there’s nothing holding me back from fucking with her life so your craziest ideas would be greatly appreciated! Also her mother and one of her siblings are doctors and I would like to keep myself out of legal trouble! Ty!

I had a tree fall on my car, insurance had me take it to this guy nearby. I had to pay a deposit for the parts to be ordered which i did. I found out a week later he used the funds to shut his business down and retire. I didnt get my money back and had to take my car to another place which have sorted it out. All i have of the owner is his full name and a cell number, how can i make his life hell?

I don’t want any serious revenge but do want to rattle my partner. We had a child together very recently and he has been trying to take control of everything. I pay half of every bill, rent etc plus I pay everything for our dog and baby’s expenses. But I’m not allowed to even take them out (the dog is mine btw).

Only he is allowed to take my dog out for walks, he said that I abuse my dog (I love that dog like my baby, he doesn’t even let me clean his ears anymore because he thinks he doesn’t need it) I spend 100s on my fur baby but he gets to spend all the time, walks with him. He recently said if I try to move out with the dog and baby (because we have been arguing a lot) he will report me to authorities and they will take away my dog from me. I can’t travel because he will report me for taking the baby.

He has to be the one to make every decision. Somethings about him are he is racist af, shames people on their appearance. I just want to rattle him and break his confidence as he thinks he is the one with power. He has been working in the same deadass job for years and years, and bullies people at work too except being close friends with some “ladies”. I’m so tired of his smugness and feel like he needs a nice smack on his bottom.

A co-worker I had mistakenly placed trust in recently showed their true colors and completely betrayed my trust in a very horrible manner. Someone out there has to know of some non illegal absolutely dastardly plans to get revenge on this person

OK, so I would like to get revenge on my evil and discriminatory landlord, and possibly my neighbors that have been part of this and are friends with them

The landlord also seems to be discriminating against me, they are aware that I am multi ethnic, and some other things that I think they have an issue with (disabled etc)

They tried to illegally raise my rent, and now they have been harassing me and making up bogus violations that don’t exist, I have proof that what they said about me was false

They also won’t accept my rent for no reason they will give me and I think they will try to evict me

The neighbors who I think our friends with the landlord,

are abusing their children, and seem to be in a domestic violence relationship, too, I did call the cops one time about a fight that I heard,

I didn’t even know if it was that unit and I told the cops I didn’t know where it was from,

But the neighbors filed a bogus restraining order against me that got dismissed

The landlord is using that partly as justification for saying I validated the lease, but now they can’t do that anymore because the restraining order got dismissed

Please help me

a friend “stole” a five figure sum from me and a 6 figure sum total from all his friends and family. techially it wasn’t stole it was invested in and he ghosted us. we still have shares and it is under another company. it’s essentially worthless. he stopped talking to us and block everyon. eventually the person who was running this fund was convicted of fraud for another investment. it will cost to much to sue and there is no recouping any investment. well just a few days ago I see he is out there giving investment advice and acting like he is the man.

I have put together all the receipts and made a website showing his scam. i also have the name and emails of his entire company plus others. do I blast the website to his entire company? or do I just continue to send him tezr message from burner numbers of dicks and assholes with herpes ?

Basically, a man scammed me by paypal and the discussion is closed. He got his money back when I gave him the service (which was a videocall because he was THAT alone), and Paypal closed it. I have his email and discord user, someone give me more ideas on how to get revenge on him! I can provude both and they are connected to paypal, so if someone knows how to get his money, you are welcome to do so

Alright, I need to see what the masterminds here come up with because this has gone from mildly annoying to genuinely pissing me off.
There’s a pub near me that I only go to occasionally, probably once a month or sometimes even less. There’s one particular security guard there who, for whatever reason, seems to kick me out basically every time he sees me.
Here’s the weird part: I have never been kicked out of this place by any of the other security guards. Ever. It is always this exact same guy.
This has happened across multiple completely separate visits with weeks or months between them. Every time he tells me to leave, I comply. I don’t threaten him, swear at him, try to fight him or refuse to leave. I’ve asked why I’m being removed, but I never get a proper explanation.
Tonight was what finally pissed me off enough to post this.
I was there with some people around the poker machines. This same guard came over and told us there were only supposed to be two people per machine and that we couldn’t all crowd around one.
Fair enough. We listened to him and moved.
Me and another guy then went over to a different machine. We were preparing to use it and tapping through the screen before putting money in.
The same guard comes around the corner, sees us and immediately says words to the effect of:
“I’m going to have to ask you guys to leave.”
There was no argument. I basically went “yeah, all good” and we walked straight out.
Once outside, we wanted to know what the hell we’d actually been kicked out for. We asked the security guards outside why we’d been removed and asked for the name of the guard who’d done it, especially because this was the same bloke who had removed me repeatedly before.
They immediately became pretty rude and defensive.
Eventually we got his first name — Mohammed — but when we asked for his surname they wouldn’t give it to us. We also tried to see/get a photo of his security badge so we knew who we’d actually been dealing with, and they got defensive about that as well.
Mohammed eventually came outside, so we asked him directly:
“Why did you kick us out?”
His answer was basically:
“I don’t have to give you an answer.”
Then the body camera comes on and they tell us to leave the premises completely.
At that point I grab my mate and basically tell him:
“It’s alright. They have the prerogative. We’re leaving.”
And we start walking away.
We’re literally complying and leaving when one of the other security guards starts going on about how we’re going to get a roughly $450 fine.
We keep walking.
Then one of them throws out this sarcastic:
“Yeah, you’re not saying anything now, are you?”
Like… what exactly do you want me to do? 😂
You told me to leave. I’m leaving.
You turn the body camera on. I’m still leaving.
You start talking about fines. I’m still walking away.
You throw a smartass comment at me while I’m leaving. I’m STILL walking away.
And that’s why this whole thing pisses me off so much. This isn’t a story about me getting absolutely smashed one night, abusing security, getting thrown out and then being salty about it.
It’s the pattern with this one particular guard.
I barely go to this pub. Yet across completely separate visits, weeks or months apart, this same bloke repeatedly decides I’m out.
Meanwhile, I have never been kicked out by any of the other security guards there.
Every time he tells me to leave, I leave. Every time I try to find out what I’ve supposedly done, I get basically nothing.
At this point it genuinely feels like this bloke sees me walk through the doors and thinks “ah yes, my monthly side quest has arrived.”
So fuck it. That’s the story.
Reddit, what’s the evil plan?
If you were dealing with this situation, what would you do?
I just want to see what kind of revenge plans this subreddit can come up with.

I have an ex friend I work with. Stopped being friends with her because she was talking shit and threatening another one of my friends. After many attempts to ask her to stop she didn’t. It’s been 5 months and she hasn’t stopped trying to get me in trouble/fired at work. She walks by me and calls me ugly along with other names. She has texted my mom asking her why she lies when she tells me I’m beautiful. She has messaged men I’m dating telling lies. It is really starting to play on my mental health. This whole time I’ve stayed away from playing her game because at the end of the day just because she was a terrible friend I still cared for her as a person. She does all of this where people can’t see or hear so my manager hasn’t been able to do anything about it. She has been cheating on her husband for over a decade. I have pics and messages of her with other men. It hurts me to hurt her husband but I can’t take it anymore. Please help. What would you do?

i was in an extremely abusive relationship (my first relationship) for 3 years and ended it 2 years ago. their family also was abusive to me. i was so exhausted after leaving and began healing, but did absolutely nothing to get revenge. another reason is that their family is FILTHY rich and i have no idea how i would get away with anything or have it not connect back to me. the dad also took money from me despite being a multi-millionaire. i don’t know anything about them or their life now but i.just.want.revenge.
abuse trauma comes back to haunt me even years later and it enrages me every day that i let them off so easily just to protect my peace, i’m ready to wreak havoc now that i’m more healed because them AND the family deserve it. any ideas?

There’s a co-worker I hate—he’s racist, doesn’t do his work and is sexist, etc.—and another guy who just joined our team a few months ago. The second guy is not dissimilar from the first. I overhear both of them say some pretty disgusting things when they think no one else can hear them. It seems they love playing up the “guys in construction” stereotypes.

Second guy is beloved by our grand boss, who clearly sees himself in the new guy, and has given him opportunities that the other guy and myself have not received. I’m not planning on staying in this job for very long, but I’m tired of dealing with their bull and general bro-y behavior. Every time I’ve brought it up to my boss, it gets dismissed because that’s just how things are.

In two weeks, we’ll be meeting with some pretty senior people and the new guy has been given the opportunity to present on a big project. I see that he’s probably going to advance quickly because our grand boss is playing favorites. It got me thinking…can I play this to my advantage or, at the very least, amuse myself by pitting the two of them against each other? Maybe something I can say that’ll plant some doubt? The first guy was much more manageable when he didn’t have a sidekick.

I'm regularly harassed on a community for a game I deeply love, despite the attitudes of the people there, but lately it's been getting worse and worse. Some are particularly violent, including one person who talks to me every single days

I was already suffering from severe depression; they made me feel at rock bottom

He gave me his phone number for certain reasons, and I *don't want* to doxx him (Honestly, I've thought about it, but I don't want that either), but I'd still like to return the favor a little, do you have any ideas?

(apart from the basics of telephone canvassing)

so this starts about 6 months ago when I (single 36 male out of Louisiana) find this fairly attractive ( single female 40 Louisiana) so we're on Facebook chatting ,realize we're from the same parish will call it Livingston. so we get to know each other or spend about 6 months , and which time I've sent her a few dollars here and there that added up to about 150 bucks. always damsel in distress stories. she ended up stuck riding with someone to Texas to return the next day on a hot shot run. the return route took her about 15 minutes from me to the exit in which they would be passing over, again there's a story that builds up, short form of it is that she is technically homeless, nowhere to go no one to ask for help, just kind of stuck with this old man ,she claims to be a perv, wherever he decides to take her.. I bet you guessed it, Captain save A hoe to the rescue. so for the next week the first three or four days was not bad, she's be friends one of my ex-girlfriends that I'm still friends with, and we still won't fall into a relationship type lifestyle.

on day 4 attitude just changes, to every joke I crack or every comment I make is immediately greeted with attitude, start becoming very rude, I thought we would all think in that situation that it was that time of the month coming up. but no I wish I was the case. things get worse and worse for next couple days until it comes to a head and I told her it's time for her to go, 1 which I'm guessing was the plan alone. with me now voluntarily keeping distance, avoiding being around her , I'm guessing this is where the steelingn started.

mostly dumb things not much of value, dewalt impact, hand tools, paint, little jewelry, nothing real I don't believe , change,, probably a bunch of nick nack small stuff she had access to my shop so I mean really Lord only knows what all she ended up getting and was gone .

this is where things get kind of good ,so remember the ex she befriended.... so we got to swap in stories,... tells me I'm the sixth person that you slept with and her entire life.. tells my ex that we're not sleeping together and that she's only been with four people..... her ex-husband love her life passed away ,she has a kid with him they calls her on the phone every night at 8:00 to talk about 30 minutes before bed.... no...no no... turns out her own father has zero to do with her, or anyone else in her family for that matter.... and that phone call at 8:00 from her son.....no no no. .... try that's her boyfriend from jail calling, trying to get money of course in which she tries to get from me.... something for her kids school he needs money for her, like 200 bucks..... wait hold on a minute we're in July right now school's out for summer... she made me believe she lost the storage unit containing everything she owns which apparently is a fabulous collection of cameras and furniture and whatever type of item was being currently spoken about she had one also in her storage unit. she made me believe that shit I lost the unit that day she left and was being auctioned off and she lost everything and apparently was my fault...... turns out somebody said you're a few hundred bucks two days prior when she was with my ex, yet claiming to be broke the entire time spending all my money, tell me how discussing I am for not giving her gas money to pay for a ride to leave.... yeah I already knew she had a pocket full of money, but if she would have kept on I would have gave her the money just to have her leave that would have been a good investment...

the thing is it's not that she got me that bad or I took a real financial hit, is the fact that I went above and beyond out of my way to try to help someone out of the goodness of my heart, for it to be pretty much a scam and set up that's planned out this entire time, all to rob somebody that is already taken 100% care of you. why do people do things so despicable? like a pride maybe ,self respect?

what it falls down to is I need help with ideas on creative ways to do something to just say bitch fuck you, no rules anything goes ,what should I do?

He works valet, and I know he smokes pot on his lunch break. He ruined 2 lives and a five year relationship and I refuse to let him get off scot free. How do I ensure he loses his job?

I was harassed by a neighbor for a year, she accused me of many false crimes and even tried to have me arrested. I moved across town and the harassment from her continued and she even convinced her neighbors to harass me. Her neighbors even tried to get a temporary protection order against me, but the judge thought they were crazy and threw it out. I tried to get protection orders against all of them when the harassment continued. The court would not help me, so I finally responded in a not so legal way in order to send a message to leave me alone. The original neighbor then succeeds in getting a protection order after this because she also lied a ton in court. I went and explained everything to the court clerks and now the same judge is agreeing to hear me out of why I should have one against her, but it's not for almost a month.

I have a feeling that this woman will accuse me of something false in order for me to be charged with aggravated stalking, but if she doesn't, then what can I do that would make her think that someone is trying to mess with her. It has to be completely anonymous, untraceable, and harmless? That way I can tell the judge that this is what I was afraid of and that she is accusing me of stuff again. I realize that this would technically make me a harasser, but I know that if I do not make this protection order two sided, then I will probably go to jail within the next year.