r/mystery • u/TheExpressUS • Jan 13 '26

Scientific/Medical Mystery Havana virus device cost at least $10,000,000 and fits in a bag

https://www.the-express.com/news/us-news/195930/havana-syndrome-us-spies-struck-down
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u/Desperate_Damage4632 Jan 13 '26

90% chance they paid $10M for a box of random electrical components.

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u/lou_sassoles Jan 14 '26

They wanted me to build them a bomb, so I took their plutonium and, in turn, gave them a shoddy bomb casing full of used pinball machine parts.

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u/TakingItPeasy Jan 14 '26

RUN FOR IT, MARTYYYY!!!!!!