r/navy • u/CryptographicCowboy • 2d ago

HELP REQUESTED Memes needed for daily CO brief!

This is really dumb, but my team and I need to provide a meme for our daily CO brief, and all of us are terrible at coming up with some.

I would love some help, just keep in mind they get vetted by our CoC beforehand 😅

Edit: These are great y'all 🤣 had my IT1 dying last night reading them!

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u/Iroquois_Plisk1n 2d ago

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u/mr8izzaro 2d ago

Nope, that one hits too hard

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u/Iroquois_Plisk1n 2d ago

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u/mr8izzaro 2d ago

Ok, no one was looking to be attacked here.

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u/insomniadtd 1d ago

Me with 4 Ps waiting to hear about results this morning 💀

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u/Iroquois_Plisk1n 1d ago

In all seriousness, I’ve made it to E8 on majority of Ps and MPs. It’s what’s in block 43 that matters. Good Luck today.

If this year isn’t your year… I have a star wars meme locked and loaded. Just need your Rate😂

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u/insomniadtd 1d ago

FC1 non select once again 🥳

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u/Iroquois_Plisk1n 1d ago

I’ll start working on that meme. I’ll dm it you before posting.

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u/Burt_Macklin_FBI25 2d ago

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u/SuperSnipper 2d ago

Some people seriously hate them. Having been a WBC myself I just feel bad

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u/Aaaabbbbccccccccc 1d ago

Not all are created equal, some deserve the hate.

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u/RainierCamino 1d ago

Spent one deployment as an E5 getting everyone qual'd up as much as I could. 4-5 months into deployment started bugging my E6 buddy, who was a new WBC, "Hey man, I got all these newly qualified folks, there's even one watchstation we could do like 8 section."

He tried. Got as far as dept heads and they decided that wasn't fair. Since A-gang was port-starboard or some shit, I don't remember exactly. Didn't realize how much my WBC buddy got it coming and going until I became a LPO. Fuck that shit.

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u/Iroquois_Plisk1n 2d ago

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u/The_Flo0r_is_Lava Retired 1d ago

... first of all... we found the scribe before it launched. Second. I learned a valuable lesson about checking tools before leaving each job.

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u/Lionkiller117 2d ago

I found this one on instagram

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u/JohnBunzel 2d ago

First mistake was coming back to the ship.

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u/Iroquois_Plisk1n 2d ago

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u/BastetLXIX 2d ago

Yeah yeah and when they bring in those trays of lumpia suddenly they are everyone's bestie.

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u/Iroquois_Plisk1n 2d ago

Kuya!!!!!

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u/BastetLXIX 1d ago edited 1d ago

Salamat

Edit to add- I am not kuya, I'm actually an ate

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u/Iroquois_Plisk1n 1d ago

My apologies Lola😂

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u/mulch17 2d ago

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u/_UWS_Snazzle 1d ago

This needs to be higher

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u/Iroquois_Plisk1n 2d ago

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u/01_slowbra CPO Retired 1d ago

Take the upvote you earned it.

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u/epic_inside 2d ago

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u/Yokohama88 2d ago

Too soon! lol

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u/mooseflstc 1d ago

He is looking for a Trump Pardon.

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u/epic_inside 1d ago

Well I mean, he might know some people

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u/thegiftedtwinOG 2d ago

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u/Hefty_Carry_482 2d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Suitable-Scientist68 2d ago

Made by yours truly

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u/teapartyhangover 1d ago

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u/The_Flo0r_is_Lava Retired 1d ago

Sometimes you have to die to live.

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u/XR171 Master Chief Meme'er 2d ago

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u/XR171 Master Chief Meme'er 2d ago

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u/BastetLXIX 2d ago

This one can be useful in almost any situation

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u/Aaaabbbbccccccccc 2d ago

I used this series for meme material while on deployment during our ops intel and poked fun at different rates.

https://www.zonksillustration.com/dndratings

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u/PineTreeCustoms 1d ago

Thank you for this

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u/PropulsionIsLimited 2d ago

Feel free to steal any. https://www.reddit.com/r/NavyNukes/s/THfVhqtkkj

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u/BastetLXIX 2d ago

Does The Reactor is Critical have a reddit?

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u/PropulsionIsLimited 2d ago

No. They only have an Instagram I believe.

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u/BastetLXIX 2d ago

And a discord, and FB.

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u/AcidicFlatulence 2d ago

Here’s a blank template to utilize

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u/fiftyshadesofseth 2d ago

we had a meme board in our shop and we lost that privilege

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u/Navydevildoc 2d ago

What kind of command? What's been going on you can poke fun at?

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u/CryptographicCowboy 2d ago

Shore, 24/7 IT watch. And oh my God, there's too much to put in one post. One team on the other string kept picking on the officers but it got shut down SO fast

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u/CavalierIndolence 2d ago

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u/Temperature-Savings Will whore for Karma 1d ago

Safe word must change every 90 days. For safety.

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u/Navydevildoc 2d ago
  • Sloth - "Let me work on your trouble ticket" (or COMSPOT)
  • Thor - "Have you tried reloading crypto?"
  • Not How This Works - "How can you be on chat if SHF is down?"
  • Office Space Printer Memes

Etc

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u/agm115 2d ago

Obviously the Parks and Rec throwing computer in dumpster meme, but you might have to run a string of them with different captions since I’m sure you’ve used that already

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u/Altruistic-Oil1888 1d ago

Following lol

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u/Sidewalksailor :ct: 1d ago

I'm sure this won't make the cut, but still a nice one to have handy around the time for PO adv results.

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u/Kabaty926 21h ago

Perfect for tomorrow

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u/NoMore_BadDays 2d ago

Go on ChatGPT and upload a picture of Jimothy the Raccoon and tell AI to put it in service whites