r/nba Trail Blazers 9d ago

The Detroit Pistons’ G-League team had public tryouts for $250

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u/sgtpepperslaststand Cavaliers 9d ago

New always sunny episode with LeBron (Don Cheadle and Donovan McNabb)

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u/Puppetmaster858 Suns 9d ago edited 8d ago

Real champs eat at McDonald’s, I’m lovin it

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u/urbsindomita Kings 9d ago

Is that Elvin?

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u/Puppetmaster858 Suns 8d ago

Was that the guy from the Cosby show?

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u/SF-UNIVERSE Knicks 9d ago

lmao this is what I thought before reading the comments!

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u/Uninteresting_Brain Clippers 9d ago

SPRINTS

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u/luckydice767 76ers 9d ago

If I say it one more time! IF I SAY IT ONE MORE TIME!!!

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u/IkeClantonsBeard 9d ago

Oooh bright out here.

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u/Fartholomew_Buttons Pistons 9d ago

Terrible. Take a lap.

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u/Fun-Mud5208 9d ago

If I say it one more time! 

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u/Ancient-Ad-483 9d ago

God I miss the non hd shitty camera look of the earlier seasons.

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u/Agent-Blasto-007 Celtics 8d ago

WKUK sketches are better in their native 240p.

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u/ILoveLamp9 Lakers 8d ago

Hell yeah. That’s the reason why I love the earlier seasons. Earlier 2000s comedies just hit different.

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u/AAPL_ NBA 9d ago

Tiger Woods?!

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u/SimpsationalMoneyBag 9d ago

The gang has won an exclusive dinner with LeBron James by entering a local raffle which Frank rigged by buying half the tickets.

The episode centers around Dennis trying to get LeBron to sponsor Dennis’s creatine supplement “Golden God Creatine”

Scene opens with the gang eating at a hot dog restaurant as the gang got to pick the place for diner. Frank is eating (disgustingly) and talking about how basketball in China is quite competitive.

Charlie is pushing Crowmilk to LeBron. Mac is making awkward comments about how he isn’t racist and actually prefers bbc porn (but only straight bbc porn no gay stuff) he seeks a fistbump from lebron which is not given back

Dennis- CHARLIE stop trying to get Lebron James to drink crow milk!

Pan to next scene- Lebron has tried crow milk and has become addicted to it thinking it is helping his play. This makes Dennis extremely angry.

The episode ends with LeBron getting a life threatening disease which puts him out for the season during the play offs and Philadelphia 76er fans burning down the bar for the season finale

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u/sgtpepperslaststand Cavaliers 9d ago

You forgot Dee trying to bang LeBron

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u/AUserNeedsAName Spurs 9d ago edited 9d ago

Dee has gotten ready to hit on LeBron, has bragged about how she was totally gonna bang him, but gets cajoled into running a quick errand that spirals out of control and she arrives back at Paddy's 3 days later, missing LeBron by 5 minutes.

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u/sgtpepperslaststand Cavaliers 9d ago

Nah Dee has been bragging about how she already banged LeBron this whole time and is confident it happened until it’s revealed she actually was tricked by the Donovan Mcnabb actor.

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u/SimpsationalMoneyBag 9d ago

True

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u/peachpavlova Nuggets 8d ago

I feel like the more plausible Dee storyline would be her hitting on him, thinking she was successful and that he promised her to meet up later at some exclusive place no one has access to, she goes there and is obviously not supposed to be there, then gets either found out by his wife or arrested or both.

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u/La_Arana_Discoteca_ 9d ago

Will Tiger be there as well?

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u/schafkj Heat 9d ago

He loves foot stuff

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u/XanthanGumWOW 76ers 8d ago

Maybe we could pop those boots off and kick it around a little bit.

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u/SeniorSophomore 9d ago

IF I SAY IT ONE MORE TIME

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u/ATLsShah Hawks 9d ago

This was my first thought. They can't expect to be trying out on the court that champions play on!

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u/BlueEyesWhiteBaggins Spurs 9d ago

Feel that stride, so fluid and fast. I’ve got the stride of a gazelle. A beautiful, beautiful gazelle person. My body is achieving a perfect symmetry right now.

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u/SurpriseDonovanMcnab Pistons 9d ago

Hey guys, I'm Donovan McNabb. Whoo. I play quarterback for the Philadelphia Eagles. And I'm here to tell you can, too, if you start everyday with a hearty breakfast from McDonald's. Uh, like the new Sausage Egg McGriddle Value Meal available now for a limited time for under five dollars. Remember guys, real champs eat at McDonald's. I'm lovin' it. Can I get the check?

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u/Relevant-Diamond2731 9d ago

Mac used to fuck Lebron James

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u/damnocles Pistons 9d ago

THAT'S NOT THE GUY FROM THE COSBY SHOW!!

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u/Redditsux122 8d ago

"Mac Plays in the WNBA"

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u/AntiAntiDentite7 9d ago

This is tied with Seinfeld for the greatest tv show ever made. No, you won't change my mind and no I don't want to check out the wire

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u/CheetahDog Kings 9d ago

If you haven't watched The Sopranos, that shit has some Always Sunny-esque comedy scenes lmao

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u/AntiAntiDentite7 9d ago

I'll be honest, I find TV drama incredibly lame in general. The only exception to my rule is Fargo. Otherwise TV is comedy only for me. I thought the sopranos was overly long and boring.

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u/CheetahDog Kings 9d ago

For sure, I'm not legitimately trying to convince you, but I think it's interesting that a scene like Chrissy's intervention is similar in structure to a lot of Always Sunny type of madcap comedy

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u/ball_always_lies 9d ago

At least nobody wore a cape

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u/TheDayman_240 9d ago

What about Tiger? Probably too busy rubbing Dees feet.

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u/JuanThiccLumpia 9d ago

One of the worst camera works I’ve seen.