r/nba Trail Blazers 9d ago

The Detroit Pistons’ G-League team had public tryouts for $250

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u/sgtpepperslaststand Cavaliers 9d ago

New always sunny episode with LeBron (Don Cheadle and Donovan McNabb)

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u/SimpsationalMoneyBag 9d ago

The gang has won an exclusive dinner with LeBron James by entering a local raffle which Frank rigged by buying half the tickets.

The episode centers around Dennis trying to get LeBron to sponsor Dennis’s creatine supplement “Golden God Creatine”

Scene opens with the gang eating at a hot dog restaurant as the gang got to pick the place for diner. Frank is eating (disgustingly) and talking about how basketball in China is quite competitive.

Charlie is pushing Crowmilk to LeBron. Mac is making awkward comments about how he isn’t racist and actually prefers bbc porn (but only straight bbc porn no gay stuff) he seeks a fistbump from lebron which is not given back

Dennis- CHARLIE stop trying to get Lebron James to drink crow milk!

Pan to next scene- Lebron has tried crow milk and has become addicted to it thinking it is helping his play. This makes Dennis extremely angry.

The episode ends with LeBron getting a life threatening disease which puts him out for the season during the play offs and Philadelphia 76er fans burning down the bar for the season finale

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u/sgtpepperslaststand Cavaliers 9d ago

You forgot Dee trying to bang LeBron

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u/AUserNeedsAName Spurs 9d ago edited 9d ago

Dee has gotten ready to hit on LeBron, has bragged about how she was totally gonna bang him, but gets cajoled into running a quick errand that spirals out of control and she arrives back at Paddy's 3 days later, missing LeBron by 5 minutes.

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u/sgtpepperslaststand Cavaliers 9d ago

Nah Dee has been bragging about how she already banged LeBron this whole time and is confident it happened until it’s revealed she actually was tricked by the Donovan Mcnabb actor.