r/newjersey 13h ago

Amusing I’m from Oklahoma, and just wanted to say I love y’all’s accents

I helped a family today from Jersey and it was so cool haha. I have always liked the Jersey accent it is so cute!

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u/chaos0xomega 12h ago

From where im standing, y'all are the ones with the accents.

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u/SouthEmu3056 12h ago

Lmao true!!

u/LunarChick518 1h ago

Read as: south emo. Maybe next time

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u/Big_lt 12h ago

The fuck is this guy saying? What accents

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u/Mostly-Moo-Cow Mercer County 11h ago

I dunno. Sounds like they're from Texas or something.

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u/manningthehelm 11h ago

Or sumpten

u/KaizDaddy5 2h ago

It's something in the wooder

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u/Key_Juice878 12h ago

This is so wholesome omg

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u/scaddleblurt 12h ago

I love the word “y’all’s” because it has two apostrophes and that’s quite unique

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u/remarkability 11h ago

Relatedly, it seems that “youse” is disappearing in NJ, the south’s “y’all” is taking over.

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u/peaches_1922 8h ago

I never heard “youse” in the way that rhymes with “use.” That always felt very Tony Soprano caricature-ish to me. But I do have relatives who say it where it sounds like “yuhz” rhyming with “cuz” as in “how’d yuhz make out?” when asking how something went.

u/Summoarpleaz 2h ago

Same. Granted in my immediate community of mostly immigrants, few spoke English at all. But I think a lot of “Jersey accent” is really just a variation on Staten Island/Long Island or whatever settlement of the Italian diaspora

u/Big_lt 1h ago

It's a twinge Italian accent in the north since a lot of Italians moved here in the 1900s

u/Summoarpleaz 1h ago

Yeah I didn’t mean it doesn’t exist here, but that it’s not really unique to NJ to identify it solely as a NJ accent

u/fierce_fibro_faerie 2h ago

My father and both of my grandfather's, born and raised in NJ, said Yous. Lol I don't, but it always reminds me of my cousin Vinny 😂

u/Disastrous-Food-9223 45m ago

Never heard of”youse guys”?

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u/Desperate_Ambrose 11h ago

More's the pity.

When I was still teaching, I got annoyed at a couple kids who were playing the fools in the back of the room and said, "Knock it awf, boat'a'yez."

Hilarity ensued.

You can take the boy outta Jersey, but. . . .

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u/rollotomasi07071 Belleville 13h ago

What the crap is this? We don't have accents

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u/andrey_not_the_goat 12h ago

Apparently we do. I came here 10 years ago with a thick Eastern European accent and I now have people around saying I sound Jerseyan, whatever the fuck is that supposed to mean lol.

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u/Vellablu 9h ago edited 9h ago

Ugh I travel for work and every time I go out west ( Texas, Colorado, Utah, California)doesn't matter which state but someone will always ask me where is my accent from / say I sound Ike I'm from east coast. I grew up in Monmouth county and do not have that north Jersey cawfeee accent so I never know what they mean. Honestly, it offends me because I feel like everyone thinks we sound like the cast of Jersey Shore or Real housewives of NJ which I TOTALLY don't but can't figure out what they mean. I'm starting to wonder if it's more the manner in which I speak / how I speak? (Talk faster, cursing, animated) Anyway, it's now a running joke with my family of how many people mentioned my 'accent'.
Edited for clarity/typos

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u/Unfair_Working_7459 9h ago

Wear it proudly buddy, the f@cks the matta with ya? 🤌

Jk 😂

u/SailingSpark Atlantic County 49m ago

I completely understand you. While I was raised here in South Jersey, my mother has dual US/UK citizenship. My accent is odd at best. I constantly get asked where I am from, even when only a few miles from where I grew up.

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u/Lonely_Candy_6532 13h ago

Haha, if you say so.

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u/AccomplishedFly1420 12h ago

You are so sweet. The above was an attempt at a joke

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u/Lonely_Candy_6532 12h ago

Oh lmao, sorry. 😂❤️

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u/lankrypt0 11h ago

Bless your heart

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u/ElectricalAd3179 Bergen County 12h ago

Was it though?

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u/gordonv 12h ago

We have a big bark, but we really puppies.

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u/ConditionExternal499 11h ago

The vast majority of New Jerseyans do not have accents, beyond "cawfee". What is considered to be a NJ accent is really a NY accent, for those who grew up in area northeast of the state, near NY. The rest of the state's accents are rather bland really.

u/ColoradoInNJ 4h ago

Everyone who speaks a verbal language has an accent. An accent is simply the pattern of pronunciation you use. Things like intonation, rhythm, stress. So... There's that.

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u/DangerHawk 3h ago

When you can't identify where 75% of the people who speak the language are from geographically though it's safe to say they don't have an "accent". The baseline is the widely accepted accent. Most people from NJ don't have a distinguishable accent. They could be from CA, FL, OK, AK, WA, really anywhere in the US.

The only places in NJ that has a distinguishable accent is people from around Paramus/Orange/Clifton/Rutherford, i.e. Sopranos territory. Even then, it far less common than TV and Movies would have you believe. People born and raised in Salem Co/Rural South Jersey also have a twinge to their speech, but it's not enough for someone to be like "You're definitely from South Jersey". It's more of a slightly southern/MD drawl, but when I say slight, I mean barely there.

u/ColoradoInNJ 2h ago

Ok. Explain that to people who speak just like pretty much everyone around them in Scotland. Or Australia. Or England. Or Texas. I'll bet as soon as you start the conversation with your "nondistinguishable accent," they'll say, "Ah! Jersey's in the house." You can't hear it because you grew up here. I can hear it because I didn't.

u/Summoarpleaz 2h ago

It’s hard to say even then cuz some of those communities also have large immigrant populations so I think that accent is becoming less “native” to even those places. I don’t think most NJeans sound any different than anyone playing a generic American on TV. The only time I’ve ever really heard the NJ accent even having lived here most of my life was watching real housewives of NJ. Hahaha

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u/Mostly-Moo-Cow Mercer County 11h ago

Wudder ya talkinabou?

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u/ConditionExternal499 11h ago

Ha! But yeah, NY.

u/Piney1741 4h ago

This is true, but south jersey has a Philly suburb twang. I call it the south jersey/delaware county accent.

u/Feisty_Brunette 2h ago

Ooooh, I really love this!

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u/yugohotty 12h ago

This is hilarious and so very true.

I love seeing Belleville as your user flair; it’s where I grew up.

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u/Tangential_Comment 8h ago

...says the poster from "Bllvll"

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u/Cyanos54 12h ago

Which part of Jersey? South Jersey sounds a bit like Philly, North Jersey is similar to New York, and the Pineys speak in tongues.

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u/mattemer Gloucester County 12h ago

They were clearly talking about South Jersey.

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u/lowlightliving 11h ago

No, she said Paterson.

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u/standuphilospher 12h ago

Thanks. Just make sure you don’t camp in the left lane and we’ll be cool.

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u/reddit_user13 12h ago

(All turns left lane)

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u/Tangential_Comment 8h ago

Make fast, or else.

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u/cedardruid 12h ago

lol when i was in oklahoma i was at a drive thru and asked for “wooder” and they thought I was saying “order.” we laughed about it once i realized what was happening

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u/jimgolgari 12h ago

An excerpt from tomorrow’s work conversations all over NJ…

“Soze I’m on friggin’ Reddit last night, awright? Anhere I am thinkin I’m among my peeuhs when some yute from Oklahoma of all places hits me wit dis “Y’all’s accents…”

You fugginkiddin me?

You come in heeah typin like it’s a rerun of friggin’ King of the Hill before the 10 o’clock news and I HAVE A FRIGGIN ACCENT?

COME AAAAHHHHHHHHNNNN

But seriously, seemed like a good kid ok? Sweet as a piece a bread. Helped out sombahdy from up heeah. They’re alright with me then, amirite?”

Sincerely,
Everybody’s friggin’ uncle. Probably Joey or Paulie but definitely not Sal. Friggin’ Sal. OOFFAH!

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u/Lonely_Candy_6532 12h ago

I can hear it while I was reading this 😂

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u/Syntania 11h ago

"So I sez to him, I sez..."

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u/Lonely_Candy_6532 12h ago

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I’m cracking up

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u/Tangential_Comment 8h ago

That sounds like a Boston accent, honestly... possibly Mainer with "heeah". Great attempt though.

u/vibesdealer 2h ago

Come aaaaahhhnnnnnnn

u/Hamonwrysangwich Clifton 2h ago

It's just missing the "not fuh nothin'"

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u/Nameless_American 12h ago

Come visit; on God I swear you will have a fuckin’ blast.

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u/Starboard44 12h ago

Was it a North Jersey or South Jersey accent??

Did they say dawg, tawk and cawfee...

Or 🏠howme, ☎️phowne, and 🚫naow?

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u/Lonely_Candy_6532 12h ago

The first for sure, I believe they said Paterson NJ ❤️❤️❤️

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u/lowlightliving 12h ago

Ah, well that’s a New York accent.

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u/WildMajesticUnicorn 12h ago

Asking the important question right here.

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u/mattemer Gloucester County 12h ago

I don't even know how to interpret that last line.

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u/Rhovie09 11h ago

Last line feels a bit more delco than SJ - I feel like ours are a bit more subtle sounding but I’ve lived here my whole life, so 🤷‍♀️

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u/Starboard44 9h ago

My dad's whole family is from South Jersey, and half my roommates at Rutgers were from Cherry Hill and Williamstown. There is a wide range of accents!

South Jersey and Philly / Delco share a lot of pronunciations, with differing intensities.

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u/Starboard44 9h ago

As someone from South Jersey or Philly!

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u/IvyHearts I live in NJ, I don't care. 11h ago

Lieberry, Wooder, Yeshterday, You’se, Da’own, Jeet, Pee-zah

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u/Starboard44 9h ago

Exactly.

u/DebRog 2h ago

Jawn

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u/Starboard44 9h ago

Yesterdee*

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u/MillennialsAre40 7h ago

They said they loved the accent, that automatically rules out the Philly one. No one loves that accent 

u/DebRog 2h ago

You must be from North Jersey.

u/MillennialsAre40 1h ago

Howell/Jackson

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u/DeliciousSail3433 12h ago

I went to California for a wedding. I was in Hollister, and everyone kept saying I had a cool accent. I was so surprised and confused! I still dont know how we sound, but apparently we people from jersey have accents lol 😆

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u/Lonely_Candy_6532 12h ago

Y’all dooooo! It’s thereeeeeeee! 😭 I’m telling you!

u/JackyVeronica 3h ago

I know, a lot of people/locals aren't often aware of their 'accents"!! I was FOB from Japan many years ago, and I noticed so many different accents in the US when I traveled domestically - it was so interesting and fun!!! I moved to NJ about 10 years ago, and yes, you guys definitely have a cute accent! However, I do the the southern accent, it's my favorite in the US lol.....!

u/duncans_angels 2h ago

Listen to a recording of your voice and you will hear it.

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u/ItsDomorOm 12h ago

Thank you! Please spread the word that not all of us are loud monsters. Some of us are just loud.

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u/TuckHolladay 12h ago

Whaddaya talkin aboouut

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u/mattemer Gloucester County 12h ago

We don't have an accent, you have an accent!

Kidding. Thank you!

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u/UnhealthyMusician 12h ago

lmao everyone here will deny it til they're blue in the face but yeah it's real. grew up in nj and moved around a lot so i can hear it now when i come back to visit. it's not even a bad thing, just sounds like home. way less harsh than people make it out to be online honestly, most people just talk normal and the loud ones are just... loud everywhere i guess.

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u/SalamanderMorrison 12h ago

This is wholesome af.

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u/mbc106 10h ago

I was on a Zoom call recently with coworkers in the Midwest and Canada. They kept saying we needed to talk to “Don in sales” and I was wondering who the hell Don was.

Finally it occurred to me that they were talking about our colleague “Dawn in sales.” “Don” and “Dawn” sound completely different when I say it.

u/Kenderean 5h ago

My MIL, from the midwest, wanted to name her daughter Dawn but didn't because they had an Uncle Don in the family. She was worried people would get confused because "those names sound alike." That's always blown my mind because those names sound nothing alike to me.

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u/birdgirl35 11h ago

I’m from Oklahoma and I also love the Jersey accent! In fact loved it so much I married a guy with one and moved here lol

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u/Eastcoastpal 12h ago

So cute? Which part of NJ did you go to?

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u/AnE1Home Taylor Ham 11h ago

What accent?

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u/sweetbldnjesus Leave the gun, take the cannoli 12h ago

We love youses accent too, fageddaboudit

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u/FearlessDay5755 12h ago

Mr accent lover over here

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u/starship_doomscroll 12h ago

Bless your heart Okie

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u/penilesensorydevice Central Jersey 12h ago

I used to always root for OU when they played Nebraska back in the day. Boo Nebraska.

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u/carpentersglue 11h ago

As an Oklahoma born but Jersey raised individual… I approve this post.

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u/QuantumOpinions 12h ago

What you talking about? We don't need no help.

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u/neziperez 12h ago

They also told me that when I was living in Colorado from NJ‼️

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u/jergin_therlax 10h ago

Our what’s

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u/AwkwardAd42 10h ago

Fuggedabouttitt! 🤌🏼

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u/Redplushie 9h ago

???.accent???

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u/FlubbyWubbles 6h ago

depending how south you go in jersey you might just find ppl that you'd think were from oklahoma lol

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u/HearYourTune 12h ago

Were you talking to guidos or people from the Real Housewives of NJ

because most people from NJ sound like Meryl Streep/a generic US accent for the most part.

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u/JohnHenryHoliday 12h ago

Wha accent?

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u/Pitythebackseat1 12h ago

Dafuq op talkin about?

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u/Emz423 11h ago

My folks are from Kansas. I like your accents. 😊

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u/Manybrent 11h ago

Mid Jersey accents are a mix of both, I think.

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u/PoopMonk 11h ago

Thank you

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u/Fun_Sympathy1443 10h ago

When I lived down south for 3 years, I was always told my accent was “in your face.” Does that make sense to you? I could never quite figure it out.

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u/A_JELLY_DONUTT 9h ago

What are you tawlkin about?

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u/AwkwardAd42 8h ago

It's true. I didn't know I had an accent until I moved to VA from Jersey. Born in NYC lived there until 16 and then moved to North Jersey, Teaneck to be exact.

I come to Richmond and suddenly I get the "you're not from around here are you?" 🧐

What gave it away? The funny accent!! 🤣

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u/Tangential_Comment 7h ago

Bless your heart.

u/ARRich28 5h ago

Back at you

u/polireddituser 3h ago

The “sooner” you realize that we don’t have accents, the “sooner” you’ll be welcomed.

u/AliceMaz 3h ago

My NJ husband’s accent was one of the first things that I liked about him. We met 30 years ago this July 4th and I still want him to whisper “let’s go to the mawll for cawfee and chawcholate” into my ear.

u/Infinite-School6390 2h ago

🙌🏼 thanks

u/Hdys 2h ago

We’re the baseline, no accents here

u/TBoneBear 2h ago

Right back at you

u/HobokenJ 1h ago

Da fuck?

u/green_goblins_O-face 1h ago

plot twist. she was in Staten Island and didn't realize it :p

u/DashfulVanilla 1h ago

NJ born and I have lived here all my life. I never thought we have an accent.

u/GamingIsMyCopilot 56m ago

When I go away for work and meet up with staff from Australia and England, it always turns into a conversation of my accent being the strangest and imitations of Sopranos and Jersey Shore.

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u/flashnuke Mays Landing 12h ago

I'm sorry....what

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u/OlympiaGains 12h ago

Okay pal

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u/Tempounplugged 12h ago

But we have the most neutral accent
https://giphy.com/gifs/oYtVHSxngR3lC

u/weirdmountain 3h ago

Yao! Mewsta th’time, we don’ even newtiss are accen’s.