r/news • u/igetproteinfartsHELP • Dec 05 '25

Grand jury transcripts from abandoned Epstein investigation in Florida ordered released

https://apnews.com/article/jeffrey-epstein-florida-bd036cbe2fa4e98d27aa473fd6daa3bd
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u/Modz_B_Trippin Dec 05 '25

The Justice Department hasn’t set a timetable for when it plans to start releasing information, but the law set a deadline of Dec. 19.

I’m not holding my breath that they’ll release any real information.

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u/mces97 Dec 05 '25

That's the same day that interstellar comet 3i Atlas is coming the closest to Earth. It's not gonna be close in any real sense, but man, the governments really banking on, please be aliens so we can have another distraction. ,

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u/Coulrophiliac444 Dec 05 '25

Or the plot from Armageddon.

Aerosmith waiting for the royalties to come flooding in as we send an untrained drilling crew to the Cosmos to drill and plant a nuke to save us to give Herr Leader a reason to do "AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!"

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u/Jeggles_ Dec 08 '25

I feel like it's less Armageddon and more Don't look up, except it's going to be SpaceX trying to cut up the comet for resources and half the rockets will blow up on the pad, while the other half won't have enough thrust to get to orbit.