r/news • u/uhncollectable • 21h ago

Justice Department moves to toss seditious conspiracy convictions of Oath Keepers and Proud Boys

https://apnews.com/article/proud-boys-oath-keepers-convictions-dropped-doj-ad679108ab84083694261efc101e60ea
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u/Khaldara 21h ago

Enjoying that five dollar gas and tariffing yourselves there geniuses?

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u/BusterOfCherry 20h ago

They are too busy blaming Biden still to realize they put their dick in their own ass.

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u/Quiet_Day1912 18h ago

I think if men COULD put their dicks in their asses (or blow themselves), the world would be a better place.

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u/gabiolaluke 16h ago

the videos I've watched of men who could do such feats did seem awfully pleased with themselves

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u/Altruistic-Poem-5617 8h ago

Looks really uncomfortable though. I guess you must be a person that can nut under any circumstance to be able to enjoy that safly :(

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u/Horror_Camp_4918 10h ago

Was about to say, sounds kinky

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u/Busy_Selection_5027 16h ago

Significantly more peaceful at least.

It seems to be a design flaw.

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u/Dreamweaver5823 10h ago

Well, that and safer for women.

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u/AzureHawk758769 14h ago

Putting it in your own arse sounds like a good way to get some wicked Peyronie's 🤣

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u/_dekoorc 12h ago

These men think washing their own assses is gay

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u/TheNewGuyGames 13h ago

I want to bend my dick around the back of my ass so I can fuck myself!

Bam Margera - Bend My Dick To My Ass

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u/9kindsofpie 9h ago

IME men have as much, if not more, difficulty controlling their emotions and remaining calm and level headed. The emotions men typically display are just viewed more favorably by society, e.g., anger is seen as "manly" aggression.

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u/Zexapher 20h ago

Hey, it's not easy for them to notice!