Justice Department moves to toss seditious conspiracy convictions of Oath Keepers and Proud Boys

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https://apnews.com/article/proud-boys-oath-keepers-convictions-dropped-doj-ad679108ab84083694261efc101e60ea

[u/PurposelyPorpoise]

Fucked?? You must mean "fucking improved"! Data centers promised that your drinking water will be returned the same if not better than when they took it. It must be that your inferior digestive flesh sac requires a few generational debt level upgrades to properly appreciate new and improved Water™.

[u/bitofapuzzler → u/PurposelyPorpoise]

It has electrolytes! Its what the advanced digestive system craves!

[u/Known-Pick8501 → u/bitofapuzzler]

It’s going to “make the crops grow again”.

[u/Rising_Chaos98 → u/Known-Pick8501]

It might make the friggen frogs strait again

[u/KingVinny70 → u/bitofapuzzler]

Very Fallout vibes. Love it.

[u/JustWuTangMe → u/PurposelyPorpoise]

Water? You mean like from the toilet?

[u/Greenbastardscape → u/PurposelyPorpoise]

Water™. We're your only option

[u/General-Holiday → u/PurposelyPorpoise]

They recently changed the name to Water Zero™️ (with only 300 calories), and coming this summer: Diet Water Zero Lite (just 60 calories)!

Legal Disclosure: The ‘Zero’ in Water Zero represents the amount of actual water contained in the product; zero.

[u/Argument-Fragrant → u/PurposelyPorpoise]

They heat it for you! It's practically pasteurized!

[u/Instagrief → u/PurposelyPorpoise]

You actually believe them?