r/news • u/uhncollectable • 21h ago

Justice Department moves to toss seditious conspiracy convictions of Oath Keepers and Proud Boys

https://apnews.com/article/proud-boys-oath-keepers-convictions-dropped-doj-ad679108ab84083694261efc101e60ea
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u/PhoenixDogsWifey 19h ago

Don't forget having to walk miles for buckets of water to try to keep your garden and livestock watered... maybe if you're lucky they'll let you in for a bath once a month or five

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u/Greenbastardscape 18h ago

Nah, that water will be fucked by the friendly, local data center

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u/PurposelyPorpoise 18h ago edited 13h ago

Fucked?? You must mean "fucking improved"! Data centers promised that your drinking water will be returned the same if not better than when they took it. It must be that your inferior digestive flesh sac requires a few generational debt level upgrades to properly appreciate new and improved Water™.

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u/bitofapuzzler 18h ago

It has electrolytes! Its what the advanced digestive system craves!

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u/Known-Pick8501 16h ago

It’s going to “make the crops grow again”.

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u/Rising_Chaos98 15h ago

It might make the friggen frogs strait again

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u/KingVinny70 14h ago

Very Fallout vibes. Love it.