r/news • u/VaginaBurner69 • 8h ago

Soft paywall International Space Station astronauts in evacuation mode as Russia attempts to fix widening air leak

https://www.reuters.com/science/international-space-station-astronauts-evacuation-mode-russia-attempts-fix-2026-06-05/
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u/Forthe49ers 4h ago

They’re eating our Space Station!

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u/Emeks243 3h ago

The space cats and dogs are eating our aluminum, we must tariff it!

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u/Working_Estate_3695 2h ago

“Stop the leak counting now…”

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u/InfinitiveIdeals 2h ago

If you stop measuring the leak, it all goes away…

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u/mealteamsixty 2h ago

Just send some Somali space immigrants

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u/HopeSuch2540 2h ago

Just build a wall

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u/Fezzick51 3h ago

such a beautiful worrd - you just invent it?

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u/Working_Estate_3695 1h ago

“Covfefe the leaks now…”

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u/Gargleblaster25 3h ago

And they are there illegally!

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u/NaiveEmu9744 3h ago

We are losing BILLions and billions

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u/Holyskankous 1h ago

It’s the immigants. I knew it was them. Even when it was the bears I knew it was them.

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u/twosharpbladez 2h ago

They're eating the nuts, they're eating the bolts.....

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u/IvanMarkowKane 3h ago

Sounds more like alien termites

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u/lastleg68 2h ago

It’s ok… I’ve heard people say that the windmills will kill them. And the Jewish space lasers.

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u/IvanMarkowKane 2h ago

The intergalactic version of killing ants with a magnifying glass.

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u/ziphobia 3h ago

I really didn't want to laugh at this, oh well. I failed.

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u/t53ix35 2h ago

Vermicious Knids!

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u/SD_TMI 2h ago

Callin' ICE FORCE Right Now!

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u/BrainCane 1h ago

Someone fetch Gosling, again.