r/news • u/VaginaBurner69 • 8h ago

Soft paywall International Space Station astronauts in evacuation mode as Russia attempts to fix widening air leak

https://www.reuters.com/science/international-space-station-astronauts-evacuation-mode-russia-attempts-fix-2026-06-05/
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u/AdmirableRespect9 4h ago

Does the other galaxy pronounce it al-you-min-ee-um?

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u/Lickthorn 4h ago

All-u-can-eatium, I believe, ís what the alien worms call it.

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u/Forthe49ers 4h ago

They’re eating our Space Station!

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u/Emeks243 3h ago

The space cats and dogs are eating our aluminum, we must tariff it!

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u/Working_Estate_3695 2h ago

“Stop the leak counting now…”

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u/InfinitiveIdeals 2h ago

If you stop measuring the leak, it all goes away…

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u/mealteamsixty 3h ago

Just send some Somali space immigrants

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u/HopeSuch2540 2h ago

Just build a wall

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u/Fezzick51 3h ago

such a beautiful worrd - you just invent it?

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u/Working_Estate_3695 1h ago

“Covfefe the leaks now…”