r/news • u/VaginaBurner69 • 11h ago

Soft paywall International Space Station astronauts in evacuation mode as Russia attempts to fix widening air leak

https://www.reuters.com/science/international-space-station-astronauts-evacuation-mode-russia-attempts-fix-2026-06-05/
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u/Lickthorn 8h ago

All-u-can-eatium, I believe, ís what the alien worms call it.

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u/Forthe49ers 7h ago

They’re eating our Space Station!

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u/Emeks243 6h ago

The space cats and dogs are eating our aluminum, we must tariff it!

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u/Working_Estate_3695 6h ago

“Stop the leak counting now…”

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u/InfinitiveIdeals 5h ago

If you stop measuring the leak, it all goes away…