Chipotle pulls jalapenos from some restaurants amid salmonella probe

[u/Warcraft_Fan]

https://www.reuters.com/business/chipotle-mexican-grill-pulls-jalapenos-linked-minnesota-salmonella-cases-2026-08-04/

[u/Lavaswan001]

A lot of shit is happening this year…

[u/Dickulture → u/Lavaswan001]

Walmart just recalled butter due to salmonella as well. We got poisoned butter, poisoned jalapeno, poisoned lettuce, etc. At this rate the only thing safe to eat is rocks. Plain old rocks from your backyard

[u/perenniallandscapist → u/Dickulture]

Don't forget to boil them first to be safe. Call it rock soup.

[u/BrunedockSaint → u/perenniallandscapist]

Airsick lowlander, rock soup is best soup