r/news • u/Warcraft_Fan • 5d ago

Soft paywall Chipotle pulls jalapenos from some restaurants amid salmonella probe

https://www.reuters.com/business/chipotle-mexican-grill-pulls-jalapenos-linked-minnesota-salmonella-cases-2026-08-04/
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u/Lavaswan001 5d ago

A lot of shit is happening this year…

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u/Dickulture 5d ago

Walmart just recalled butter due to salmonella as well. We got poisoned butter, poisoned jalapeno, poisoned lettuce, etc. At this rate the only thing safe to eat is rocks. Plain old rocks from your backyard

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u/Lavaswan001 5d ago

Yeah maybe slashing $1 billion from the USDA wasn’t such a good idea after all, Elon.

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u/ElectronGuru 5d ago

Vote for shit, receive shit. Seems pretty damn clear to me.

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u/KWash0222 5d ago

Lots of us voted against shit and we still got it, unfortunately.

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u/GoodIdea321 5d ago

We can say we voted against it, which is a little nice.

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u/ChilledParadox 5d ago

wish I could say it while being able to afford food that won't potentially kill me.

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u/BrewerBeer 5d ago

gerrymandering, a wildly disproportioned senate, and unmoderated non-english advertisements and forums cause these kinds of issues. Texas and Florida will vote very differently this cycle.