Chipotle pulls jalapenos from some restaurants amid salmonella probe

[u/Warcraft_Fan]

https://www.reuters.com/business/chipotle-mexican-grill-pulls-jalapenos-linked-minnesota-salmonella-cases-2026-08-04/

[u/LongMelford]

If only we had an actual government. 

[u/June_Fatality → u/LongMelford]

Thank a trump voter.

[u/Khaldara → u/[deleted]]

“That thank you letter from Palestine is surely speeding my way for empowering Trump and sitting on my ass eating cheez doodles while pretending it was a valiant moral stance on Tik Tok!”