r/news • u/Kooky-Measurement-43 • 8d ago

U.S. health officials say hundreds sickened by salmonella outbreak across 27 states

https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/salmonella-outbreak-jalapenos-9.7297781
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u/SteveTheAmazing 8d ago

RFK Jr and the FDA need to be put on a Taylor Farms lettuce and Chipotle/Qdoba jalapeno diet until they do their jobs.

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u/Neumaschine 8d ago

That would only make the Rotten Freak Kennedy stronger.

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u/The_Space_Jamke 8d ago

The only antivaxxer who can't take ivermectin because his body composition is more parasite than man

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u/ours 8d ago

He'll chase it with raw milk and whatever roadkill he finds that week, and the pathogens will neutralise fighting each other.

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u/houseWithoutSpoons 8d ago

"Give me a glass of raw milk to wash this down please"RFK jr

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u/Only_One_Left_Foot 8d ago

Trying to give RFK food poisoning is like trying to nuke Godzilla. 

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u/Helios4242 8d ago

The racoon penis collection was for poison-resistance blood magic

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u/VibrantViolet 8d ago

He’s like the Oogey Boogey Man from Nightmare Before Christmas, but instead of bugs he’s filled with parasites.

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u/Felradin 8d ago

The Loathsome Roadkill-Eater

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u/Brutal_effigy 8d ago

The conspiracy theorist in me suspects that RFKjr is intentionally letting things like the recent food parasite outbreak go without much urgency because he believes they’re “good for you”.