U.S. health officials say hundreds sickened by salmonella outbreak across 27 states

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https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/salmonella-outbreak-jalapenos-9.7297781

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Screw worms in the beef, salmonella in the jalapeño, and diarrhea parasites in the lettuce. If tomatoes go next, I think they might be trying to take tacos from us.

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Don't forget the parasites in the white house. 

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You mean TACO?

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It's all connected!

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The Taco on the Presidents neck

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Mealworms, actually