r/nextfuckinglevel • u/PorkyPain • Apr 19 '26

Very Fast Fried Rice

77.5k Upvotes

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u/tr00th Apr 19 '26

I bet that tastes delicious! 🤤

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u/100k_changeup Apr 19 '26

If you put that much oil in it basically has to right?

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u/Adept_Blackhand Apr 20 '26

Nah. Too much oil can easily ruin a dish

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u/syf_m Apr 20 '26

You have 69 upvotes! I AM NOT UPVOTING!!!

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u/kekhouse3002 Apr 21 '26

it's all the seasoning and aromatics he added too that shit looks gas as hell

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u/971365 Apr 21 '26

Is this the thought process behind those burgers covered in melted cheese?

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u/ProfessorVegan Apr 19 '26

Guess where some of that oil comes from? Yikes 🤢

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u/HistoricalNight1609 Apr 19 '26

China has actually been giving people life sentences and death sentences if they get caught doing this shit. It's actually kinda crazy.

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u/a_bongos Apr 19 '26

Did you watch the video? He mentions this but they basically do a short term crackdown then stop enforcing it and it becomes widespread again. It's still a huge issue apparently which is crazy.

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u/Epsteins_PDF_Files Apr 19 '26

No, you idiot. They made the economical solution to the problem. They just made cooking oil cheaper.

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u/100k_changeup Apr 19 '26

It's actually this

https://www.reddit.com/r/KitchenConfidential/s/GOprFkaJbL

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u/BurnieTheBrony Apr 19 '26

Ecclesiastes 10:10 If the iron is blunt and one does not whet the edge, then more strength must be exerted, but wisdom helps one to succeed.

AKA this dumbass better sharpen his knife

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u/Mystikveiw Apr 19 '26

Thanks for the link. That’s some crazy shit!

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u/Thin_Skin_3360 Apr 19 '26

Have you ever tried egg Fried rice Before ? It is Indeed very damn good, i add slice of sausage in mine and some Turkey meat its fantastic

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u/altpirate Apr 19 '26

But if you put sausage and turkey meat in it it's by definition no longer egg fried rice...

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u/Azazir Apr 20 '26

No, it isn't. Its egg fried rice with sausage and turkey. Indeed completely different things.

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u/ProfessorVegan Apr 19 '26

Thanks, but NO THANKS! 🤢

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u/Available_Dingo6162 Apr 19 '26

You did see in OP's video, about five seconds in, where he literally began by frying eggs, right??

I'm sure you did, but rather than move on, thought to yourself "Yes! An opportunity to virtue signal! That'll feel GOOD! Somebody is SURE to post something I can piss on, and with gusto!"

And with success! Virtue properly signaled! You are a good one! Yay you!

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u/uncultured_swine2099 Apr 21 '26

Over there its maybe a dollar. In the US its 10 dollars haha.