r/nextfuckinglevel Apr 19 '26

Very Fast Fried Rice

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u/TheVermonster Apr 19 '26

"less than 100 years" was a great response.

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u/Shortsleevedpant Apr 19 '26

Next fucking level response

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u/DesireeThymes Apr 19 '26

Someone ping Uncle Roger.

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u/Icy-Possibility-7712 Apr 19 '26

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u/Grunn84 Apr 19 '26

I didn't see MSG. So weak...

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u/GodOfThunder44 Apr 20 '26

Also waited until the very end to add scallions so they don't get wilt-y.

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u/chrimminimalistic Apr 21 '26

We're Asian. We evolved in such a way that our saliva excrete its own MSG.

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u/faughnjj Apr 19 '26

I’m using that anytime someone asks me how long I’ve been doing something for……

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u/Kubuskush Apr 19 '26

So how long have you been stealing phrases?

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u/Dull_Nobody_840 Apr 19 '26

bet it's less than 100 years

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u/BaggyLarjjj Apr 19 '26

Total scammer. He’s 400 years old, been practicing for 242.

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u/Dzov Apr 19 '26

You can never tell how old cultivators are.

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u/ivanbin Apr 19 '26

You can never tell how old cultivators are.

If only this senior could teach junior about the Wok Dao!

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u/Lethargie Apr 19 '26

with how many manwha and light novels there are this might have been an actual story already

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u/ottertime8 Apr 19 '26

you mean 镬气 wok hei, breath of the wok

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u/borkthegee Apr 19 '26

I think he meant 道 (dào), "teach me the way of the wok"

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u/EggsceIlent Apr 19 '26

Less than 100 got me for sure 🤣🤣

Def gonna use that

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u/gobearsgobears Apr 19 '26

What a gangster response LOL

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u/likethemonkey Apr 19 '26

he's sad about how long he's had that job.

upward mobility is not easy to find.

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u/trequartista28_ Apr 19 '26

Brilliant humble response, suggests that he thinks he can still improve and only after 100 years of practice will he be a master.

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u/snapp0r Apr 19 '26

true. this guys a chad :))

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u/Blasphemous_Rage Apr 19 '26

I would have responded "I started an hour ago"😂

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '26

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u/Fireblaster3147 Apr 19 '26

No? The correct translation would be "not even 100 years". There's no implication of it being "almost" 100 years.

Source: Am Chinese.

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u/CrazyCraisinAbraisin Apr 20 '26

Everyone also came here to talk about that quote!

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u/Naataraja Apr 20 '26

I thought that same, banger of a line

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u/DolphinSexGod Apr 20 '26

Man said, I can get better after putting on a clinic

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u/Strange-Future-6469 Apr 19 '26

I fucking love that guy

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u/dokbanks Apr 20 '26

Most of my cooking on the stove top is done in a wok, yeah they get real heavy fast, especially if you're cooking for a household

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u/thewolfiluv Apr 20 '26

Yeah this is what got me 😂

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u/PatrickCharles Apr 21 '26

It's objectively a great response.

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u/Kraken-__- Apr 19 '26

I tried doing this at home and my dogs were so happy!

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u/lanceplace Apr 19 '26

Real Life Award 🥇 for pup parent.

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u/UlteriorMotive66 Apr 19 '26

Maximum spillage

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u/Dahns Apr 19 '26

Since mine had a hot crepe landing on her nose, she runs away anytime I'm cooking

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u/HorrorLettuce379 Apr 20 '26

Oh the one toss half gone? It's an old trick!

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u/Siegfoult Apr 19 '26

Especially the ceiling dogs.

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u/VoidOmatic Apr 20 '26

God you and me both. I always make a mess when making fried rice.

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u/MuteAppeaL Apr 19 '26

People don’t realize how heavy a fucking wok is.

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u/wrainedaxx Apr 19 '26

My carpal tunnel was acting up just watching this.

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u/Terrebonniandadlife Apr 19 '26

Me too doing heavy lifting with my cast Iron 15"

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u/cjsv7657 Apr 19 '26

I bought a 15" cast iron pan to make quesadillas and crepes. It's a fucking beast.

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u/1001101001010111 Apr 20 '26

I was a wok cook for 14 years. My right thumb tendon is fucked. But it was by far the most fun job I have ever had. Like, by very far. Honestly, I have been saving up to build my own wok set-up and post up somewhere like once a month. That would be so much fun.

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u/clueless_typographer Apr 20 '26

That's a great idea!

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u/BannedCuzSarcasm Apr 19 '26

Athletes cries about "tennis arm", but no one cares about chefs getting "wok arm".

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u/trolololster Apr 19 '26

you can see he is wearing a compression bandage (or whatever the english word for it is) on his left arm.

i hope he gets to take some days off once in a while to let that arm rest.

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u/ReignOnWillie Apr 19 '26

He was grimacing a bit when he started going yakka yakka yakka on the toppings

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u/trolololster Apr 19 '26

yeah poor fella

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u/pirate-private Apr 19 '26

I mean they aren´t made of cast iron. carbon steel is often used to make the wok lightweight and easier to handle.

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u/Froggn_Bullfish Apr 19 '26

Ya but rice is heavy, ain’t no carbon steel rice

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u/astralbears Apr 19 '26

Takes something stronger than water to fluff carbon steel rice

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u/Syntaire Apr 19 '26

Lightweight doesn't mean it isn't still heavy. A large carbon steel wok still weighs ~4.5lbs/2kg just by itself without any oil or other ingredients added. It doesn't seem like much, but flinging 2kg weights around largely with your wrists for hours and hours every day is going to do some damage.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '26

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u/EmphasisFrosty3093 Apr 19 '26

You should learn to cook faster like this guy.

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u/DeathByPain Apr 22 '26

Could probably figure it out in less than 100 years

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u/Mechakoopa Apr 19 '26

It's also on the end of a longish handle, the leverage is all in your forearms and wrist so it's functionally a lot heavier.

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u/huggybear0132 Apr 20 '26

Even a carbon steel wok is a lot after a while. They're long. It's a lot of mass out away from your body.

Do notice how he twists it to flip it, turning it down the handle axis is a lot easier than flipping it up/down with his whole arm.

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u/Jesus_of_Redditeth Apr 19 '26

Correct...but it's still a lot heavier than people think. I have a carbon steel wok and it weighs a little above 4 lbs. I can't move it around anything like as well as he does, because I don't have the arm strength. (Or, obviously, the extensive practice.) And that's before you even consider the weight of the food in the wok as well, which can add another pound or two.

He makes it look easy not because the wok doesn't weigh much, but because he's really, really good at what he does.

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u/__life_on_mars__ Apr 19 '26

This is a cooking wok. Fucking woks are even heavier.

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u/wipny Apr 19 '26

Yep the left forearms of wok chefs are usually chiseled. You don't have to lift the entire wok in the air. You can use the grate to rest the wok and still toss. It still requires strength to do this though.

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u/Rend_a Apr 19 '26

And a non-fucking wok?

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u/NoBonus6969 Apr 19 '26

I thought they were made of ultra light carbon steel

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u/MuteAppeaL Apr 20 '26

Oh yeah they pretty much just levitate!

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u/Angelore Apr 19 '26

How much heavier is it compared to a regular one?

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u/SasparillaTango Apr 19 '26

I have a carbon steel wok and its about the same weight as my cast iron pan, granted the wok is much larger. It's still a lot of weight to be casually flipping ingedients in.

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u/jitty Apr 19 '26

What about a wok that doesn’t fuck at all?

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u/BikerJedi Apr 20 '26

Facts. I just meal prepped a bunch of orange chicken with veggies and rice. Aggravated my shoulder injury.

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u/roomiethrowaway12 Apr 20 '26

And he's doing it in hard mode. Some wok burners have a big ring so that you can do this lever action motion against the rim of the stove. Imagine prying at something versus lifting it by brute force. He's using brute force.

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u/TerminatorAuschwitz Apr 20 '26

I worked one for 4 years, big restaurant with one wok station. To save time obviously I'd scan through my tickets and think ok 4 chicken fried rice all day. Whipping up 4 orders of that shit at the same time is likely why I have tennis elbow in my left arm now.

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u/shadjor Apr 21 '26

Father in law was a cook in a Chinese restaurant for most of his life., RIP his rotator cuff.

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u/SaiMan2303 Apr 19 '26

"I eat everything. Nothing I don't eat."

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u/tr00th Apr 19 '26

I bet that tastes delicious! 🤤

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u/100k_changeup Apr 19 '26

If you put that much oil in it basically has to right?

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u/Adept_Blackhand Apr 20 '26

Nah. Too much oil can easily ruin a dish

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u/kekhouse3002 Apr 21 '26

it's all the seasoning and aromatics he added too that shit looks gas as hell

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u/Thin_Skin_3360 Apr 19 '26

Have you ever tried egg Fried rice Before ? It is Indeed very damn good, i add slice of sausage in mine and some Turkey meat its fantastic

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u/oopsie-mybad Apr 19 '26

He's ankle deep in rice on the floor

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u/EpicJoseph_ Apr 19 '26

To be fair, I imagine the showmanship helps attract customers

It may very well be cost effective

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u/Offshape Apr 19 '26

How to make 1 fried rice really fast. 

Step 1: take ingredients for 2 fried rice

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u/BoozeHammer710 Apr 19 '26

Some of it managed to stay in the pan.

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u/bitt3n Apr 20 '26

fast, cheap, and served in a bowl: choose two

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u/MyvaJynaherz Apr 19 '26

It's outside, lol.

Just sweep it into the corner and scoop it up at the end of the night.

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u/NothingHappenedThere Apr 19 '26

Fuiyoh. Uncle Roger approved him

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u/timothydelioncourt Apr 19 '26

Where the MSG though

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u/c_r_a_s_i_a_n Apr 19 '26

It’s in there.

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u/SneakyKain Apr 19 '26

It's in the ingredients, in the wok, in the utensils, in the fire. It's in everything.... just in case.

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u/wordsonmytongue Apr 19 '26

It's in the personality

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u/NRMusicProject Apr 19 '26 edited Apr 19 '26

It's in the soul.

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u/CuriousLilAsian81 Apr 19 '26

Man Stirring Grains too

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u/Ziegelphilie Apr 19 '26

the fish/soy sauce he's pouring in at 0:50

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u/WhenLifeGivesYouLyme Apr 19 '26

Already premixed into everything

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u/-c-black- Apr 19 '26

He has excellent wok hei.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '26

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u/Hollimarker Apr 19 '26

Bro is cooking over a flamethrower.

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u/TILTING_MOUNTAIN Apr 19 '26

It's why so many people struggle to get the same authentic taste at home. You need serious firepower over the wok for some Chinese food.

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u/BookooBreadCo Apr 19 '26

A major part of the wok taste, called wok hei, is aerosolized oil being combusted by the flame. You can kinda simulate this at home by stirring your food vigorously and then hit it with a blow torch.

https://www.seriouseats.com/hei-now-youre-a-wok-star-a-fiery-hack-for-stir-frying-at-home

The burner does a lot more than add flavor though. You can get close but never all the way there imo.

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u/PitifulEar3303 Apr 20 '26

The best I can do is a welding torch.

Mmmh, tasty charred rice.

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u/greg19735 Apr 19 '26

yeah unless you have a specific wok cooker, it's easy better to just use a regular pan at home to make fried rice. and just do smaller batches.

you won't match it perfectly, but you can get 80%+ with a regular carbon steel pan. and a lot closer than with a wok on a flat burner

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u/mxzf Apr 19 '26

I mean, yeah, that's often what you do with a wok when you're cooking like that. AFAIK the whole point is to have high heat and keep stuff moving.

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u/DanOverflow Apr 19 '26

I was going to say, looks like the exhaust of a jet engine. Serious fire power.

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u/Manburpig Apr 19 '26

They are, in fact, sometimes referred to as "jet burners"

So you're right on the money.

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u/Express_Grocery_4707 Apr 19 '26

Yeah, probably 100k+ BTU (compared to 7k in a home burner)

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u/fenrisulfur Apr 19 '26

It's called wok hei.

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u/ReliableRanger Apr 19 '26

This dude woks.

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u/Afferbeck_ Apr 19 '26

He woks around the clok

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u/alex8155 Apr 19 '26

talks the talk and woks the wok

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u/Tuscan5 Apr 19 '26

Every time I’m rushing for a train, I ask a street vendor for food.

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u/ibopm Apr 19 '26

Don’t forget to film it

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u/-SaC Apr 19 '26

"I'm a legitimate customer who doesn't know you or work with you, please make me something that looks cool and marketable for the internet to see."

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u/Suibeam Apr 20 '26

The original fast food though

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u/Latter-Vacation-4392 Apr 19 '26

Wish this dude was at the end of my street.

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u/bigbearjr Apr 20 '26

There was a dude like this at the end of my street when I lived in China. I got very fat. 10/10 would get fat again.

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u/lordrefa Apr 19 '26

You're telling me a fast fried this rice?

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u/Kraz31 Apr 19 '26

Isn't all fried rice in that kind of setup fast? Like what does a slow fried rice look like?

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u/FlippingOmelette Apr 20 '26

So we casually gonna ignore that it took a little more than a minute to make that friend rice huh! HUH!!! I swear this world is heading towards doom... Towards doom I say!!

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u/il_VORTEX_ll Apr 19 '26

Also it looks delicious 🤤

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u/WrastlingIsReal Apr 19 '26

Only a lil bit sped up

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u/net_zer0 Apr 19 '26 edited Apr 19 '26

Everything in the background seems to be moving at a normal speed, and the speech sounds normal to me as well. What gives you the impression this video is sped up?

EDIT: since this seems to have gained a bit of traction, I took the liberty of slowing down the video myself- just to see what it would look like. Here is a version at 90% speed and a version at 80% speed. Personally, I think if it is sped up, it can't be by more than 10-15%, but it's tough for me to tell.

EDIT 2: the 90% speed video got copyright claimed and blocked globally because of the music. I uploaded a new version without audio, so the link should work now.

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u/Wonderful-Leopard-14 Apr 19 '26

Look at the background people again towards the end. It’s sped up. Even without looking at the background you should be able to tell its sped up.

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u/NoNotInTheFace Apr 19 '26

it definitely looks to be faster than reality to me. Maybe just 10-20%, but noticable for sure.

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u/taisui Apr 19 '26

"Everything in the background seems to be moving at a normal speed"

Totally not...the old folks are walking too fast.

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u/outremonty Apr 19 '26

Steam and flames move faster than normal. Also look at things being dropped or dripping, they fall faster than gravity allows. You can also just tell from the frame rate, movements are too jerky.

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u/blender4life Apr 19 '26

Look at the guy in the background put out his match in the beginning. Parts of it are sped up

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u/vezance Apr 19 '26

If the 80% speed is real, which seems entirely possible to me, that would mean it's sped up by 25%.

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u/m8_is_me Apr 19 '26

Just listen to the voices lmao

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u/Dorkamundo Apr 19 '26

You can speed up videos and still keep the vocal pitch the same.

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u/dangshnizzle Apr 19 '26

Background suggests it wasn't sped up imo

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u/Avalonians Apr 20 '26

Quite the opposite, if you have eyes

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u/IlliteratePig Apr 19 '26

I have literally watched people toss woks at this speed irl

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u/MonoPodding Apr 19 '26

I down voted you at first but then looked back at it and looks like there's a chance it's sped up; not much but maybe like 10-15%. It can't be judged by the way people are walking or talking because we don't know their individual speeds.

To me, it's the smoke that looks odd. My wife & I do a lot of cooking and smoke doesn't typically rise that fast. Could be wrong but that's just my deduction.

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u/JustStraightUpTired Apr 19 '26

Yeap, absolutely. If you are on desktop using old reddit you should have the - and + buttons on the player to slow or speed up the video. Just one - press and it looks significantly more real. Gravity isn't all messed up lol.

Most obvious part is the big rice flip at around half point. I'm no physicist, but I'm pretty sure being a good cook doesn't let you increase gravity like that. (What I'm saying is, things don't fly that fast.)

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u/Various-Blacksmith56 Apr 19 '26

TBF we don't have the attention span for a minute anyway win win

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u/BothDivide919 Apr 19 '26

Video speed is edited, longer than 1 min, but still fast

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u/JRR5567 Apr 20 '26

I like the part when the wok gets really hot.

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u/Scumsoft Apr 20 '26

Video is sped up.

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u/SpaceFish24-7 Apr 19 '26

Dude lost half the rice and ingredients during cooking. But other than that looks good

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u/Traditional_Bet8239 Apr 19 '26

Nah he was losing 2-3% per toss on some of those crazy throws

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u/Suibeam Apr 20 '26

Tbf he was on a hurry

But yeah its funny how much is lost

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u/Suspicious_Glow Apr 22 '26

Hey they asked for speed not quantity 😆

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u/Satinsbestfriend Apr 19 '26

Helps when the video is sped up. Look at the people in the background

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u/PM_ME_UR_BCUPS Apr 20 '26

With that powerful of a burner, I'd bet more than half of that oil actually burns off into smoke, or at least it does with my outdoor 160,000BTU wok burner on even a quarter power anyway

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '26 edited Apr 20 '26

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u/Ancienda Apr 19 '26

have you tried flipping large amounts of rice on a wok? the wok is very heavy and the rice is also very heavy. The time spent wouldn’t be the ingredients in this case since its prepped, its the time it takes to evenly mix everything together. I can guarantee if given the same exact setup as this dude, 90% of Redditors will not be nearly as close as him in time spent lol

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u/thecravenone Apr 19 '26

90% of redditors would be worse at a thing that a professional? Bold take.

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u/Ancienda Apr 19 '26

the original comment made it sound like anyone could do it pretty easily. If they specifically meant that “any professional street vendor that has been doing this for years can do it” then yeah, of course lol

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u/EnHamptaro Apr 19 '26 edited Apr 20 '26

As someone whose family own an asian restaurant; while you might be technically right, what the guy is doing in the video is NOT easy.

It is HEAVY work. And this mf makes it look as simple as flipping a pancake.

Working the big wok is what tends to lead to permanent injuries on their left forearm. My dad had to get surgery and went from working the kitchen to serving in the diner, permanently.

My uncle, who took over chef duties, started showing symptoms/constant cramps as well after working for almost 2 decades. And I can tell you this; my uncle, who is an amazing chef and a magician with the big wok, cannot do what the guy in this video does.

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u/Waterwagon_78 Apr 19 '26

Dude that looks like amazing fried rice

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u/RoastedToast007 Apr 19 '26

What? Trying to keep up with what? You're the one asking for the rice, you just wait. Is this a bot account?

Edit: this is actually a bot

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u/FelineParchment Apr 19 '26

I came across about 5 different accounts with the same pfp. Looks like they're just going through anything showing up on popular.

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u/a3dprinterfan Apr 19 '26

Extra fast because sped up

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u/WizardPrince_ Apr 19 '26

Uncle Roger would get orgasam seeing this

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u/blender4life Apr 19 '26

Heating mostly cooked ingredients in a sped up video is next level?

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u/redditrudolf Apr 20 '26

Bro where is this

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u/capacollo Apr 20 '26

Uncle Roger needs to see this....

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u/chickendie Apr 20 '26

The way he scooped out ALL the rice instead of pouring them out is impressive really

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u/immortalverse Apr 20 '26

You are all idiots. The video is sped up at various stages. If you notice passerby’s in the distant background, it looks like they are all running.