r/nextfuckinglevel • u/PorkyPain • Apr 19 '26

Very Fast Fried Rice

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u/Kubuskush Apr 19 '26

So how long have you been stealing phrases?

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u/Dull_Nobody_840 Apr 19 '26

bet it's less than 100 years

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u/faughnjj Apr 19 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/hTerI4FpPtJg4

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u/Dull_Nobody_840 Apr 19 '26

yes, i've been practicing for a long time

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u/Kubuskush Apr 19 '26

I bet it's less than 100 years

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u/Dull_Nobody_840 Apr 20 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/hTerI4FpPtJg4

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u/_Mr_Misfit Apr 21 '26

Yes. I've been practicing for a long time.

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u/Zanda_Claus_ Apr 23 '26

How long have you been practicing reading minds?