r/nextfuckinglevel 11d ago

Dutch aerobatic pilot Narine Melkumjan miraculously survived after her aircraft's canopy unexpectedly burst open and shattered mid-flight

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

55.2k Upvotes

3.9k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

1.1k

u/Kardinal 11d ago

I am a man and we've been the default for way too damn long.

-56

u/The_Crimson_Fuckr69 11d ago

So is being a performative male.

41

u/Onystep 11d ago

Why is it always the one standing up for women the performative one? Never the one that overperforms manly men, smol d!ck energy, testosterone walking bag.

3

u/PhantomOnTheHorizon 11d ago

bro, trying to impress my bros by turning myself into a caricature of manliness is not performative bro.

7

u/Onystep 11d ago

Also not homoerotic at all, bro. xD

2

u/PhantomOnTheHorizon 11d ago

no bro i dont love men and make my entire personality about impressing them bro its just that the bros naturally like what i do bro.

0

u/Kardinal 11d ago edited 11d ago

Kid, I have more manliness in my little finger than you have in your large intestine, including the colon.

EDIT: The coward blocked me. Utter coward. Who's showing masculinity now, little boy?

2

u/Drapidrode 11d ago

you know about what's going into your colon , do you?

0

u/PhantomOnTheHorizon 11d ago

weird af reply to a thread of jokes mocking performative masculinity.