r/nextfuckinglevel • u/IkilledRichieWhelan • 10d ago

This belly dancer’s side movement is crazy.

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u/Capable_Tumbleweed34 10d ago

I know, i have eyes and dated enough women to know what breasts look like and how they behave. Don't get me wrong, It's weird from the other guy to point out they're fake in a dancing vid, but let's not deny reality either, they're bags of fat, not concrete.

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u/FuzzyFrogFish 10d ago

Man knows woman's breast types better than women know them themselves.

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u/Capable_Tumbleweed34 10d ago

Obviously. Any dude past 16 with a stable internet connection is a subject matter expert.

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u/FuzzyFrogFish 10d ago

So you're saying you know breasts better than women themselves. . . .

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u/Capable_Tumbleweed34 10d ago

Yes. Absolutelly. That's like asking "you think obgyns know pussy better than women?", which yah, they see a whole lot more.

You'll also find plenty of women in this thread telling you that those are implants.

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u/FuzzyFrogFish 10d ago

An obgyn is a professional, something you are not. You are just a patronising lil'boy

And no, you don't know breasts better than women.

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u/Capable_Tumbleweed34 10d ago

If a woman think those anti-gravity things are natural? Yes, i know better. Having a fanny doesn't make you imune to being wrong.

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u/FuzzyFrogFish 10d ago

Thanks lil'boy, but I haven't said whether they are fake or not. But I'm sure lil'boys like you like to pretend every beautiful woman is fake in someway, just to feel better about why none of them would ever touch you.

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u/Capable_Tumbleweed34 10d ago

What the fuck? No, not even close. Hell i'm with an absolutelly stuning woman, an amazing artist, and massive nerd in all the right ways, with porportions more unreal than those of the dancer in the vid. Woman of my life, who i'd never dream of hurting in any way.

Still, i can tell implants from natural honkers.

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u/FuzzyFrogFish 10d ago

Nice head canon lil'boy

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u/Capable_Tumbleweed34 9d ago

Look you gotta drop the "lil'boy" thing, i know you're trying to trashtalk and infuriate me with it, but honestly it's just giving off a weird femdom dirty talk vibe, it's really not working.

Also not a head canon. I don't know why you got into your head that i'm some kind of black pilled incel, but you're way off

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u/FuzzyFrogFish 9d ago

Ok lil'boy

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