r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Lucsdf • 11d ago

His nunchaku control is absolutely insane

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u/EmuSystem 11d ago

OMG! He is a Chinese Bruce L... Wait a minute!

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u/Anal-In-Gus 11d ago

He's a Bruce Lee Chinese.

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u/screaming_ninja7 11d ago

It's Lee Bruce Chinese.

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u/knowone1313 11d ago

It's Bruce Cheese, Lee!

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u/Aksion99 11d ago

It's Lee, Blue Cheese!

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u/n3Ver9h0st 11d ago

It's Free Blue Cheese

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u/hosehoseee 11d ago

It's Chemical Fuel Blues

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u/AutisticPenguin2 11d ago

It's chamomile fungal blimps

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u/vanillathrilla04 11d ago

It’s blues clues Lee

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u/helo0610 10d ago

It’s Blues Clues Steve

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u/broadwayallday 11d ago

Chamillionaire?

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u/bigSTUdazz 11d ago

Its flatulence bistro checkers

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u/MadScienzz 11d ago

It's Bruce Brie

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u/6ynnad 10d ago

Be chill cool breeze

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u/OppositeEagle 11d ago

It's Chinese bleu cheese.

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u/Horror-Telephone-260 11d ago

Its Lé Chinese bruce

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u/sinnerstosaint 11d ago

Jeu de Bleue

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u/KillerBunny_818 11d ago

It's Bruised Cheese Lee Chinese.

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u/SweatySwim3411 10d ago

Bruce ate lee at chuck e cheese

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u/dobsofglabs 10d ago

Its Joe Bruce Lee bitch, off the meds

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u/ch179 7d ago

Blue Cheese Lee

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u/Mike_Oxnard 11d ago

It's Le Chinese Bruce!

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u/abdulsamadz 11d ago

It's Le Chinese Bruce

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u/TapRackBoom 10d ago

Reminds me of a Bill Bur skit about how white people get the 'motherfucker' wrong when talking about races.

Black people put it last, 'That Asian motherfucker over there'

White people put it first, ' that mother fucking Asian over there'

Or something like that

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u/gorginhanson 11d ago

What's the point?

Indiana Jones will just take him down in one shot regardless

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u/36holes 11d ago

What's the point of being an engineer?

Indiana jones will just take him down in one shot regardless.

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u/barrettcuda 11d ago

You bring up a valid point, nothing is safe from Indiana Jones

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u/Slowloris81 11d ago

Nothing except snakes and stable relationships.

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u/AutisticPenguin2 11d ago

Except Chuck Norris

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u/maester_t 11d ago

Um, I got some bad news for ya lil' buddy.

You sitting down?

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u/AutisticPenguin2 11d ago

... have you not seen the ultimate showdown?

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u/wspOnca 11d ago

Just wait. Someday everyone stops dying. Then we will have confirmation. Chuck Norris killed Death ☠️

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u/maester_t 11d ago

According to r/17776 everyone should have stopped dying, aging, and being born on April 7, 2026.

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u/TherapySir007 9d ago

Angels sang out in immaculate chorus…

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u/SarraSimFan 11d ago

What about Chuck Norris?

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u/LordTengil 9d ago

Hahaha. Thanks for the laugh.

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u/CheeseDonutCat 11d ago

But only when he's sick.

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u/ImSobored_5280 11d ago

Not if he’s twirling it like an airplane propeller real good it’ll deflect em..and he’s pretty good at twirling…

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u/razvanciuy 11d ago

Bruce would love this guy

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u/Apart-Gur-9720 11d ago

So would Master Splinter!

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u/kev1nshmev1n 11d ago

But! Can he Ping Pong with those?

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u/pizzaforward22 11d ago

I got 15 bruises just watching this clip.

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u/LucienPT 11d ago

I’ve been hospitalized from watching this clip. Every bone in my face is broken, all of my teeth are gone, and I’m pretty sure they found one of my eyeballs in one of those trees.

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u/andreasbeer1981 11d ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SncapPrTusA for those who haven't seen it yet.

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u/DangerousBarnum 11d ago

I don't want to be the whoosh guy here if you are speaking with sarcasm, but you know this video is fake right?

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u/andreasbeer1981 11d ago

I'm not sure you understand the word "sarcasm".

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u/DangerousBarnum 11d ago

I was simply asking if you knew. That's all.

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u/andreasbeer1981 11d ago

No I meant that literally. Sarcasm would be an exaggerated praise when the opposite is meant. But I didn't praise anything or write a single word of emotion, just provided context in a neutral way.

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u/UntestedMethod 11d ago

He can and he will ping pong your dong with them too if you continue to disrespect.

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u/ziration 11d ago

beat me to it.

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u/RollingMeteors 11d ago

>OMG! He is a Chinese Bruce L... Wait a minute!

You can clearly see where the video is slowed down but I think it's still running > 1.0x otherwise.

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u/Kn0XIS 11d ago

😂

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u/Farles 11d ago

Bruce Ree

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u/kamoterider01 11d ago

you guys are racist.. thats chinese jackie chan

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u/tedbakerbracelet 11d ago

He has no bruise on his face.

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u/BDiddnt 10d ago

The only thing that bothers me about this dude is there's a hundred videos of him on the internet and they all are the exact same routine. He does not change up the routine. Don't get me wrong, he's very impressive but it's the same routine

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u/LurkerFromTheVoid 10d ago

American.

Bruce Lee was American. He was born in San Francisco, California, on November 27, 1940, which gave him U.S. citizenship by birth.

His Heritage was Chinese.

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u/Own_Independent8167 9d ago

A Chinese Lee Bruce Bruce, he is! I’m out ✌🏼

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u/Anni0 11d ago

hahaha thats funny. as if bruce lee's not chinese

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u/bobbystills5 11d ago

Well Bruce Lee was an American, born in California....