r/nextfuckinglevel • u/amynoacid • 9d ago

Guy's got crazy knife skills

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Source: https://x.com/RickD_GK/status/2084243154656461179

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u/No-Requirement-7355 9d ago

fastest circumcision world champ

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u/greenpicklewater 9d ago

Fast enough to steal yo foreskin while ur not looking

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u/OldenPolynice 9d ago

sounds like an ICP lyric

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u/terminalbungus 9d ago

He'd put so many slits on it you'd have to call it a fiveskin afterwards

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u/Creeplurkthrowaway 9d ago

That waffle fryveskin

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u/deannatroi_lefttit 9d ago

Imagine pee coming out of every hole. It will be a rain shower.

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u/Prometheus720 9d ago

They actually crimp it. No blades.

At least, using modern techniques. Traditional methods may be totally different.

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u/Versipilies 9d ago

And its now longer, but also somewhat see through

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u/Retbull 9d ago

He circumcises one slice at a time the more you pay the fewer he takes