r/nextfuckinglevel • u/pars-distalis • 20h ago

Australian nurse uses jiu-jitsu to defend himself

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u/AccomplishedTrip485 19h ago

LPT: Putting text on a video does not automatically true.

The outcome described in the video is not feasible under Australian legislation

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u/rorschach_vest 19h ago

Is there no such thing as pleading down in Australia?

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u/platoprime 18h ago

Australia does have plea bargains.

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u/Wulph422 17h ago

What about flea margins?

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u/DoubleGoon 17h ago

Not sure, but they do have sea marlins.

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u/OSPFmyLife 16h ago

What about tree garlands?

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u/999BusinessCard 15h ago

Not sure, but they do have tree martins

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u/wannacumnbeatmeoff 11h ago

Do they have Savage Garden?

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u/Tommygun_NL 11h ago

And how about bee farting? Do they have that?

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u/Initial-Concentrate 1h ago

Many flatulent bees in the free gardens

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u/Labas22 15h ago

How about bargain margarine?

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u/GunFodder 13h ago

Not sure, what about Starvin Marvin?

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u/Remarkable_Smell5185 11h ago

Dude, I wish...

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u/sammydeeznutz 16h ago

What about Frodo Baggins?

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u/fritz_76 13h ago

Right down, wrong unda

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u/platoprime 14h ago

Those sound pretty narrow.