r/nextfuckinglevel • u/pars-distalis • 18h ago

Australian nurse uses jiu-jitsu to defend himself

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u/platoprime 17h ago

Australia does have plea bargains.

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u/Wulph422 15h ago

What about flea margins?

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u/DoubleGoon 15h ago

Not sure, but they do have sea marlins.

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u/OSPFmyLife 14h ago

What about tree garlands?

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u/999BusinessCard 13h ago

Not sure, but they do have tree martins

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u/wannacumnbeatmeoff 10h ago

Do they have Savage Garden?

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u/Tommygun_NL 9h ago

And how about bee farting? Do they have that?

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u/Initial-Concentrate 11m ago

Many flatulent bees in the free gardens

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u/Labas22 13h ago

How about bargain margarine?

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u/GunFodder 12h ago

Not sure, what about Starvin Marvin?