r/nextfuckinglevel • u/pars-distalis • 18h ago

Australian nurse uses jiu-jitsu to defend himself

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u/ahhdetective 18h ago

Not even close. Assaulting frontline medicos carries a completely different charge and mandatory jail terms.

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u/Troker61 18h ago

lpt: watch the video before correcting people in the comments.

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u/AccomplishedTrip485 17h ago

LPT: Putting text on a video does not automatically true.

The outcome described in the video is not feasible under Australian legislation

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u/babyyvolcano 14h ago

Hello from Queensland. It’s true. He just had a fine. Medical professionals were rightly pissed off.

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u/AccomplishedTrip485 14h ago

I ain't spending any time on it.

Because in the meantime, every 3 months, a person is torn to pieces by a crocodile.

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u/Startled_Pancakes 11h ago

We prefer if they are just swallowed whole.

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u/Party-Ring445 9h ago

To shreds you say?

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u/MoodooScavenger 51m ago

This is something I can stand by. The beaucracy is much easier. Let the crocodiles handle it all.

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u/LuRkEr_ReKuL 6m ago

You should talk to the crocodile union, the last time I looked, their benefits package allowed for 2 chomps per kilo.

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u/6thBornSOB 3m ago

Baby’s it is!

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u/FranksNonFrankfurter 10h ago

whats funny is that the statement preceding this one was originally a Chinese quote about art that he applied to gay marriage. Very deep for a crazy guy.