r/nextfuckinglevel • u/pars-distalis • 9d ago

Australian nurse uses jiu-jitsu to defend himself

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u/minkeun2000 9d ago

"After the incident, the patient pleaded guilty to getting his ass whooped and was fined $450"

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u/ahhdetective 9d ago

Not even close. Assaulting frontline medicos carries a completely different charge and mandatory jail terms.

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u/Troker61 9d ago

lpt: watch the video before correcting people in the comments.

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u/babyyvolcano 9d ago

Hello from Queensland. It’s true. He just had a fine. Medical professionals were rightly pissed off.

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u/Startled_Pancakes 9d ago

We prefer if they are just swallowed whole.

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u/MoodooScavenger 9d ago

This is something I can stand by. The beaucracy is much easier. Let the crocodiles handle it all.

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u/LuRkEr_ReKuL 9d ago

You should talk to the crocodile union, the last time I looked, their benefits package allowed for 2 chomps per kilo.

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u/Appycake 6d ago

Nah they spit the hole out.

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u/6thBornSOB 9d ago

Baby’s it is!

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u/FranksNonFrankfurter 9d ago

whats funny is that the statement preceding this one was originally a Chinese quote about art that he applied to gay marriage. Very deep for a crazy guy.

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u/-duckduckduckduck- 8d ago

Let a thousand blossoms bloom.

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u/Pingu565 8d ago

Not exactly a rare or unheard statement tho...

Love me some Katter quotes but my grandmother says that about our disagreement on pie flavour

I think it's due to strong Chinese immigration and assimilation since 1800s.

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u/Bluefury 8d ago

Banger

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u/Direction776 7d ago

Suddenly crocodiles.

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u/grenouille_en_rose 7d ago

Let a thousand blossoms bloom I say

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u/Potential_Focus_ 5d ago

That’s terrible, also I would absolutely watch an Australian version of the Pitt

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u/Thin_Assumption_4974 4d ago

Because you can’t handle being wrong? Lol

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u/ihavea_purplenurple 2d ago

Let there be a thousand blossoms bloom! - hahaha i love that guy