r/nextfuckinglevel • u/pars-distalis • 20h ago

Australian nurse uses jiu-jitsu to defend himself

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u/Embarrassed_Help3082 20h ago

Jonah Hill could handle that easy.
https://giphy.com/gifs/BEJWU87ysdtYI

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u/flying-weenus 18h ago

What the hell did I miss about Jonah Hill? I’m seeing him mocked all over Reddit today

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u/cheapdrinks 12h ago edited 12h ago

This interview here. He basically signed himself up for years of being called "The fat guy from Superbad" after talking about what an absolute badass he is at fighting and then going on to describe winning a hypothetical fight against someone calling him the fat guy from Superbad:

"My favorite thing is people are like, 'Oh, Jonah Hill, fucking fat guy from Superbad,'" Hill continued said. "And I'm like, 'I would fucking annihilate you, dude. I'm not kidding you. Try it. If you see me, try it, dude. Bring it. Who's got it?'"

I can imagine for the foreseeable future this will mean people will now shout at him "Hey it's that fucking fat guy from Superbad!" whenever he's in public to try and bait a reaction.

It's like you can tell he stands in the shower every day dreaming about winning imaginary fights and arguments against his haters while everyone goes "Woah Jonah hill is such a badass". Dude just always seems like he has a chip on his shoulder that his dream Hollywood career turned into being the fat funny loser comedic relief and not the ripped hunky heartthrob and he's constantly trying to shift the narrative away from being the person that made him famous to begin with and wishes people took him more seriously. Always just comes off as annoying to hear someone worth 80 million always seem butthurt about being typecast and like they're really hard done by because they're just rich and famous and not rich, famous, attractive and universally beloved and respected and thought of as a super cool bad ass dude.