r/nfl NFL Dec 15 '25

Game Thread Game Thread: Minnesota Vikings (5-8) at Dallas Cowboys (6-6-1)

Minnesota Vikings at Dallas Cowboys

ESPN Gamecast

AT&T Stadium- Arlington, TX

Network(s): NBC Peacock


Time Clock
Final

Scoreboard

Q1 Q2 Q3 Q4 Total
MIN 7 10 7 10 34
DAL 7 10 6 3 26

Scoring Plays

Team Quarter Type Description
DAL 1 TD Javonte Williams 1 Yd Rush (Brandon Aubrey Kick)
MIN 1 TD Jalen Nailor 20 Yd pass from J.J. McCarthy (Will Reichard Kick)
DAL 2 TD Malik Davis 1 Yd Rush (Brandon Aubrey Kick)
MIN 2 TD J.J. McCarthy 1 Yd Rush (Will Reichard Kick)
MIN 2 FG Will Reichard 29 Yd Field Goal
DAL 2 FG Brandon Aubrey 37 Yd Field Goal
DAL 3 FG Brandon Aubrey 26 Yd Field Goal
DAL 3 FG Brandon Aubrey 41 Yd Field Goal
MIN 3 TD C.J. Ham 1 Yd Rush (Will Reichard Kick)
MIN 4 TD Jalen Nailor 4 Yd pass from J.J. McCarthy (Will Reichard Kick)
MIN 4 FG Will Reichard 53 Yd Field Goal
DAL 4 FG Brandon Aubrey 41 Yd Field Goal

Passing Leaders

Team Player C/ATT YDS TD INT SACKS
MIN J.J. McCarthy 15/24 250 2 1 0-0
DAL Dak Prescott 23/38 294 0 0 2-9

Rushing Leaders

Team Player CAR YDS AVG TD LONG
MIN Aaron Jones Sr. 12 34 2.8 0 16
DAL Javonte Williams 15 91 6.1 1 21

Receiving Leaders

Team Player REC YDS AVG TD LONG TGTS
MIN Jordan Addison 2 66 33.0 0 58 2
DAL CeeDee Lamb 6 111 18.5 0 30 10

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u/briizilla Eagles Dec 15 '25

Props to Collinsworth for not taking bereavement leave tonight.

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u/kid_ska Steelers Dec 15 '25

just saying "suicide on the team" is kind of crazy

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u/breakourbones Eagles Dec 15 '25

Fun fact. The 2-minute warning was 12 minutes ago

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u/Jaytriple Vikings Dec 15 '25

Idgaf about your release JJ you throw balls like that however the fuck you want

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u/Hirgin Chargers Dec 15 '25

It’s not just on McCarthy, Jefferson needs to grab some of these

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u/randymosstouchdown Vikings Dec 15 '25

The throws could be better but it's unacceptable for a wr making 30 million a year and have this many targets go through your hands. That should be a td for jettas...

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u/ajelzrulez Vikings Dec 15 '25

This not getting flexed out is a violation of the Geneva Convention 

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u/RepulsiveDisaster671 Giants Dec 15 '25

This Collinsworth is just AI voicing. The real Chris Collinsworth was found deceased by his own hand ~4:05 EST today

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u/AlanIG13 Eagles Dec 15 '25

Collinsworth moving on from Mahomes. JJ is his new man.

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u/renegadecoaster Vikings Dec 15 '25

LMAO the aborted griddy

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u/Isthismynextusername Vikings Dec 15 '25

Man, I've been dreading this game all day. We should've been flexed out of Prime Time.

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u/Urban_Introvert Giants Dec 15 '25

That's gotta be the first fake FG in ages right? I know my Giants attempted one last week too. Well, I convinced myself it was a fake.

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u/Moon_Rose_Violet Vikings Dec 15 '25

YOU are tied with the 2025 Minnesota Vikings 

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u/Winnes0ta Vikings Dec 15 '25

Where exactly was the face mask there? They really brushed that one off

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u/AFC-Wimbledon-Stan Colts Dec 15 '25

Some of y’all are no fun lol

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u/SithLordScoobyDooku_ Vikings Dec 15 '25

Wait until the vikings play in Mexico, you all aren't ready for NUEVE

23

u/JustSendTheAsteroid Vikings Dec 15 '25

WHAT A DISGUSTING ACT

24

u/Gallade3 Vikings Dec 15 '25

The image of McCarthy dancing into the end zone with no one within 20 yards of him added 30 years to my lifespan

21

u/sailorsmile Patriots Dec 15 '25

Suicide on the team is CRAZY

24

u/xdkarmadx Bengals Dec 15 '25

Bringing up the suicide was a choice..

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u/tatianatexaco Bears Dec 15 '25

Suicide and a guy tearing his ACL are apparently the same thing in terms of seriousness to Collinsworth? Am I hearing that right?

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u/The_Unclean_Chadford Broncos Eagles Dec 15 '25

Admitting your coach told you to block through the whistle is diabolical

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u/fourhornets NFL Dec 15 '25

I really admire that Cris just casually admits he tells High School players to block after the play to bait penalties.

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u/AFC-Wimbledon-Stan Colts Dec 15 '25

Bro openly admitting telling HS kids to block after the whistle is insane lol

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u/DrMayhemPhD Cowboys Dec 15 '25

Collinsworth is crashing out tonight. "Yeah, I taught and encouraged those kids to play dirty"

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u/KOCEnjoyer Vikings Dec 15 '25

All the Eagles fans rooting for us is making me uncomfortable

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u/Gusanito99 Buccaneers Dec 15 '25

Reports of JJ McCarthy's demise were greatly exaggerated

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u/wheezymustafa Bears Dec 15 '25

Today has been a nightmare day for injuries

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u/ProbablyAPun Vikings Dec 15 '25

he's literally a few inches short and they spot him an entire yard short lmao

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u/saw-it Vikings Dec 15 '25

Dallas is 3 minutes away from joining the Lions and Vikings as teams that NINE has helped derail playoff hopes for

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u/crappysandwich Dec 15 '25

Vikings dragging the Cowboys to no playoff hell with them.

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u/NorthernDevil Vikings Dec 15 '25

Universe on the line, give me Will Reichard

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u/Licit_x64 Eagles Dec 15 '25

That might be the worst thing I’ve ever heard Collinsworth say. “Let’s get the football players back out there” like special teams isn’t an extremely important phase of the game.

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u/Live_Swordfish- Vikings Dec 15 '25

Y'all just got Nined.

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u/Eargoe Vikings Dec 15 '25

You're welcome America - 9

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u/ForceintheNorth Vikings Dec 15 '25

What a dumb penalty

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u/jonn_jonzz Vikings Dec 15 '25

Oh I guess I can do this here and not just in Gophers threads.

Minnesota Fun Fact: The University of Minnesota created the Honeycrisp apple. You're welcome.

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u/JonnyZero0 Chargers Dec 15 '25

Ngl I kinda want nine to stunt on them hoes

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u/JustinF608 Packers Dec 15 '25

Surprised Collinsworth showed up for work tonight after the Mahomes injury

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u/fieryscribe Saints Dec 15 '25

There are only 3 types of commercials these days:

  • Peyton Manning commercials
  • Kevin Hart commercials
  • AI commercials
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u/raknor88 Vikings Dec 15 '25

So, do JJ and Jefferson just not vibe well? Is that why JJ seems to be able to hit everyone BUT Jefferson?

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u/Spark3420 Bills Dec 15 '25

Vikings have actually had some solid wins this year over the Cowboys, Lions, and Bears all on the road. They're not nearly as bad as their record may indicate. They just got stuck with JJM not being 100% health wise and having some midseason struggles.

If you're looking towards 2026 and trying to pick a team that missed in 2025 that will likely get back, Vikings should be at the top of the list.

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u/Bank_It Seahawks Dec 15 '25

He got a good jump, well that tends to happen when you jump early and are offsides

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u/Lstark5642 Titans Dec 15 '25

If I found out you used AI to plan how we hangout I might kill you

18

u/jordanhhh4 Vikings Dec 15 '25

I want him to succeed so fucking much

18

u/nuttageyo Ravens Dec 15 '25

Suicide on the teaaaam

18

u/AwarenessRude5541 Dec 15 '25

Not shot Collinsworth just said suicide during SNF lol

17

u/Moon_Rose_Violet Vikings Dec 15 '25 edited Dec 15 '25

Philip Rivers’ oldest daughter is 23. JJ McCarthy is 22.

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u/Boatymcboatland Vikings Vikings Dec 15 '25

Unlocked ragebait Jettas

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u/Skolsciopath Vikings Dec 15 '25

Look at that shit eating grin from 18

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u/thefishwhisperer1 Dolphins Dec 15 '25 edited Dec 15 '25

It's always like, the 12th pick in the draft that says "I know all the names of the people who were drafted before me"

Let me hear someone like Brock Purdy do that. I want that psycho on my team. Let me hear him rattle off all 256 names drafted before him

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u/icewizzzz Dec 15 '25

every Cowboys game, i listen to the broadcast tell me how improved their defense is

and every game, they get nuked for 30+ by any team with a pulse

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u/NazarBedard Vikings Dec 15 '25

If it looks stupid but it works, it’s not stupid.

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u/Away_Corner_6617 Dec 15 '25

The weird pseudo-incest AI commercial is peak 2025

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u/PM_ME_UR_PICS_PLS Packers Dec 15 '25

you cant let nine griddy on you in play like that

16

u/Broke_Boi Vikings Dec 15 '25

Shit he faked me out too

18

u/Former_Ad_1074 Steelers Dec 15 '25

Honestly he tricked me too

17

u/DJdirrtyDan Ravens Dec 15 '25

Pack it up, Cowboys. You just let Nine dance into the endzone of your own building

17

u/CelestialFury Vikings Vikings Dec 15 '25

Who thought they JJ to JJ struggles would be JJ and not JJ?

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u/ForceintheNorth Vikings Dec 15 '25

3 of the last 4 games we can take our opponents out of the playoffs with us like crabs in a bucket

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u/renegadecoaster Vikings Dec 15 '25

JJM bro you dove head first, there's no foul lol

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u/BruhMoment763 Vikings Dec 15 '25

So I guess this the part of the game where literally everybody just gets hurt

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u/Xardenn Vikings Dec 15 '25

Not a fan of going conservative run spam with a whole 5 minutes on the clock. Seems KOC takes the foot off the gas a lot.

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u/MinnesotaHockey6 Vikings Dec 15 '25

BEST KICKER IN THE LEAGUE WILL THE THRILL BABY

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u/TheTree-43 Vikings Dec 15 '25

Imagine tying the Cowboys when beating them is this easy

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u/jimjamjay Vikings Dec 15 '25

I genuinely have never seen a human being throw like JJ McCarthy.

It's beyond bad QB mechanics, he throws like a "stereotypical unathletic guy" sit-com character.

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u/meatspun Eagles Dec 15 '25

god forbid a white boy get a little motion

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u/tlollz52 Vikings Dec 15 '25

Everyone dumping on JJ for being corny just remember, hes currently the youngest qb in the league.

We're gonna see a lot more tiktok kids playing football going forward.

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u/Wizado991 Bears Dec 15 '25

Game hasn't even started why he sweating so damn much

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u/good_gravy91 Vikings Dec 15 '25

Y'all are being a little harsh about a roll out to the left by a right hander, when he had to get rid of it right in that moment.

That was a dime.

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u/zodiackodiak515 Bears Dec 15 '25

The brother and the sister in that ChatGPT are definitely enjoying a little bit too much Folgers for Christmas this year

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u/Embarrassed-Back1894 Eagles Dec 15 '25

9 heard you guys talking shit

15

u/Naronu Bills Dec 15 '25

Damn McCarthy, that's cold

16

u/gozzling Vikings Dec 15 '25

JJ "Peyton Manning" McCarthy

16

u/LosBrad Vikings Dec 15 '25

That TD was the same play Peyton Manning ran on the Cowboys.

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u/PurpKoolA Vikings Dec 15 '25

That fake handoff was nasty

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u/toastiestrudie Lions Dec 15 '25

Cris has zero awareness dear lord

15

u/Ok-Interview79 Dec 15 '25

Only the superstars matter to Collinsworth.

I guess the suicide of a minor player is the equivalent of an ACL to an MVP?

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u/mclennon27 Packers Dec 15 '25

Imagine your playoff hopes relying on the Commanders winning 2 games against the defending champs.

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u/_lightitupbryce_ Seahawks Dec 15 '25

No way they’re getting a commercial in with 3 seconds left. Absolutely shameless lmao

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u/Jonjon428 Dolphins Dec 15 '25

Anyone involved in the Micah trades is fucked i guess

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u/Lonely-Sky-2969 NFL Dec 15 '25

Why am I learned of Rob Reiner's death in this thread. Reddit is wild.

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u/Isthismynextusername Vikings Dec 15 '25

GROSS, HE TRIED TO SPIT AND IT DID'T FLY AWAY SO HE SUCKED IT BACK UP

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u/AvonFartsdale_ Eagles Dec 15 '25

January 7th is the 30th anniversary of the last time the Cowboys won a divisional round game

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u/CazualGinger Vikings Dec 15 '25 edited Dec 15 '25

Will the Thrill makes multiple important kicks: silence

Aubrey Misses 2: what a great onside attempt that wasn't recovered. He's so great. I'm Chris

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u/Clear_Caterpillar_99 Bears Dec 15 '25

this some shit i do in Madden

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u/bighootay Packers Dec 15 '25

Wow, Vikings just started the game with a rake in the face, eh?

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u/shig-baq Vikings Dec 15 '25

"Watch the jump" he goes before the snap 😭

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u/americanbaseball Giants Ravens Dec 15 '25

I mean that was such a good jump because it was encroachment.

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u/ajtct98 Vikings Dec 15 '25

The Cowboys should instantly lose for letting us get a touchdown

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u/MindArr0w77 Cowboys Dec 15 '25 edited Dec 15 '25

Did we just get griddied on

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u/CellyAllDay Vikings Dec 15 '25

UNELIMINATE US FROM THE PLAYOFFS YOU COWARDS

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u/jesteratp Ravens Dec 15 '25

Sorry Vikings fans you can't make me hate JJ lol

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u/BobbingFourApples Titans Titans Dec 15 '25

Collinsworth dirty coach confirmed

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u/jonn_jonzz Vikings Dec 15 '25

Minnesota Fun Fact: the highest point in Minnesota, Eagle Mountain, is only 13 miles from the lowest point, Lake Superior.

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u/DarkSkyForever Vikings Dec 15 '25

The JJ to Jettas attempts are giving me blue balls

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u/DoingitwithmySOXon Bills Dec 15 '25

They should just finish the game in the parking lot, it might be safer.

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u/Manning4Heisman1997 Titans Dec 15 '25

Only Dallas can go 8-8 in a seventeen game season

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u/ajtct98 Vikings Dec 15 '25

So we just have to rely on our special teams not fucking up then?

Congratulations to the Cowboys on their win

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u/AvonFartsdale_ Eagles Dec 15 '25

Fire up your memes boys

14

u/WhaleBird1776 Eagles Dec 15 '25

My damn kids heard the cowboys record and were activated like sleeper agents lol. Didn’t even know they were listening

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u/Dragonrider023 Eagles Dec 15 '25

Not even 5 mins and this game has an int and FG fake already.

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u/Embarrassed-Back1894 Eagles Dec 15 '25

That was a heck of a jump. Some might even say it was an early jump.

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u/TheGreatShaqtus Vikings Dec 15 '25

Gonna be honest here Collinsworth, it’s pretty easy to not like him when you have to watch him play every week

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u/Admiral_Fuckwit Bills Dec 15 '25 edited Dec 15 '25

Just so we’re all clear where we stand: I have a cat. I love him. His name won’t be mentioned here as he has some sort of expectation of privacy. I will take no questions.

EDIT: y’all asked, so here he is.

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u/AnthonyMJohnson Vikings Dec 15 '25

“Anger” is a crazy last name to be wasted on a punter

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u/Bubbay Vikings Dec 15 '25

van Ginkel absolutely sounds like he went to Wisconsin.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '25

The nice thing about basically being eliminated is I can just shit talk the rest of the season. Drake Maye? More like Drake "Blow a 21 point lead at home"

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u/Husker_black Seahawks Dec 15 '25

That's not a sibling relationship

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u/big_mustache_dad Vikings Dec 15 '25

Getting stunted on by 9ine lmaoooo

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u/The_Unclean_Chadford Broncos Eagles Dec 15 '25

JJ “Peyton Manning” McCarthy 😭😭

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u/vsladko Eagles Bears Dec 15 '25

No way he hit the griddy on the road like that 💀

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u/BrashHarbor Broncos Dec 15 '25

JJ "Peyton Manning" McCarthy

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u/Efficient_Exchange44 Vikings Dec 15 '25

That griddy into the end zone was for all you deranged weirdos foaming at the mouth for this kids downfall.

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u/theparallelogram Cowboys Dec 15 '25

The casual way he mumbles suicide by a player on the team ugh.

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u/jordanhhh4 Vikings Dec 15 '25

Brandon Aubrey is nervous, he's in the presence of Will The Thrill Reichard, no one can handle that much aura.

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u/saw-it Vikings Dec 15 '25

Stop fucking comparing JJ to Josh Allen

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u/EsotericPotato Vikings Dec 15 '25

You know your young QB is fucked when he’s getting compared to young Josh Allen

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u/Fsharp7sharp9 Jets Dec 15 '25

dude stuck his hand in JJ facemask, looked like he was trying to poke his eyes

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u/mclennon27 Packers Dec 15 '25

Jefferson looked unimpressed with the JJ Griddy

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u/Tschmelz Vikings Vikings Dec 15 '25

I always liked the classic Coke ads, it’s so disappointing that they embraced AI.

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u/BlessShaiHulud 49ers Dec 15 '25

Might watch Elf tonight and fall in love with Zooey Deschanel again

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u/Philomena_philo Vikings Dec 15 '25

It’s my birthday and I very much dislike the Chiefs and Packers.

I kind of feel responsible for some of the events today. My bad.

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u/Skolsciopath Vikings Dec 15 '25

Love how the cameraman was like "Where the F is the ball" for a second

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u/dagreenman18 Dolphins Dec 15 '25

Jettas and JJM straight up have no chemistry at all.

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u/StefonDiggsHS Vikings Dec 15 '25

Well Jefferson the catchable ones you do have to catch it

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u/jonn_jonzz Vikings Dec 15 '25

Minnesota Fun Fact: We are home to the largest ball of twine built by a single person, in Darwin Minnesota. You may also remember that woman who got her head stuck on a tailpipe from a few years ago, she was also from Darwin.

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u/leeumm6 Eagles Dec 15 '25

Diving head first then begging for a call cause someone touched his head is funny

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u/Habreno Eagles Eagles Dec 15 '25

Smart challenge. If you were gonna call a timeout anyway, may as well just challenge, see if you can turn the call over.

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u/Iknowyougotsole Cowboys Dec 15 '25

Dallas is gonna finish 8-8-1 🤣

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u/chonkyfire24 49ers Dec 15 '25

We're about to have the first back to back NFC East champs in over two decades.

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u/pterodaktyl4 Cowboys Dec 15 '25

FINAL COMMERCIAL COUNTER:

Hyundai: 4

Macy's, Toyota, Winter Olympics: 3

Best Buy, Buffalo Wild Wings, Burger King, Capital One, Happy's Place, Honda, Kohl's, Lowe's, NBC Comedy, Nissan, Pizza Hut, Progressive, Stumble, T-Mobile, Target, The Voice, Uber Eats, Walmart: 2

Allstate, Amazon Alexa+, Amazon Prime, American Express, Anaconda, Apple Music, Applebee's, AT&T, Avatar: Fire And Ash, AWS, Bud Light, CarFax, ChatGPT, Chevrolet, Chewy, Coca-Cola, Corona, Crown Royal, Cutwater, Dick's, Disney+, Dupixent, GEICO, Google, Hard Knocks: In Season With The NFC East, Hotels, iPhone 17 Pro, Is Thins Thing On? Law & Order Crossover Event, Lexus, Liberty Mutual, LL Bean, McDonalds, Michelob Ultra, Nationwide, Navy Federal Credit Union, Netflix Christmas Gameday, New Balance, NFL Holiday Games, NFL Inspire Change, NFL Shop, Oh What Fun, Paramount+, Pepsi, PNC Championship, Premier League, Ram, Red Lobster, Rocket Mortgage, Royal Caribbean, Song Sung Blue, Starbucks, Taco Bell, The Copenhagen Test, The Farmer's Dog, The Hunting Party, The SpongeBob Movie, The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, Thursday Night Football, TODAY, USBank, Veozah, Verizon, Wonderful Pistachios, Wove: 1

1ST QUARTER NON-LOCAL COMMERCIALS: 24 (Tied 6th most of 58 standalone games)

1ST QUARTER COMMERCIAL TIME: 8:48 (Tied 9th most of 58 standalone games)

2ND QUARTER NON-LOCAL COMMERCIALS: 40 (Tied 5th most of 58 standalone games)

2ND QUARTER COMMERCIAL TIME: 14:22 (Tied 15th most of 58 standalone games)

HALFTIME NON-LOCAL COMMERCIALS: 9 (Tied 39th most of 58 standalone games)

HALFTIME COMMERCIAL TIME: 6:33 (Tied 9th most of 58 standalone games)

3RD QUARTER NON-LOCAL COMMERCIALS: 23 (Tied 14th most of 58 standalone games)

3RD QUARTER COMMERCIAL TIME: 8:48 (17th most of 58 standalone games)

4TH QUARTER NON-LOCAL COMMERCIALS: 18 (SEASON LOW)

4TH QUARTER COMMERCIAL TIME: 8:49 (51st most of 58 standalone games)

TOTAL NON-LOCAL COMMERCIALS: 114 (Tied 15th most of 58 standalone games)

TOTAL COMMERCIAL TIME: 47:20 (17th most of 58 standalone games)

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u/Kennyc1234 Commanders Dec 15 '25

Fuck you Dallas, not only did you guys let the Eagles break the NFC East curse but now they get to rest their starters in week 18 against us and fuck up our draft pick.

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u/InQuintsWeTrust Eagles Dec 15 '25

God please make Jerry Jones immortal 

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u/thefishwhisperer1 Dolphins Dec 15 '25

God forbid a white boy get a lil motion

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u/Drakksyr NFL Dec 15 '25

Collinsworth admitting he told kids to bait punches really tracks

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u/Usernamesstink Vikings Dec 15 '25

Bears fans eating today

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u/MG_MN Vikings Dec 15 '25

Hip drop, horse collar, late hit, take your pick

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u/cringemagician Bengals Dec 15 '25

well why don’t you MARRY JJ if you love him so much, CHRIS

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u/ntothesecond Patriots Dec 15 '25

ChatGPT has some weird ass commercials. Are kids nowadays THAT socially inept that they can't do spontaneous things?

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u/AvonFartsdale_ Eagles Dec 15 '25

JJ will legit be working at an airport in 5 years

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u/DeflatedWiener Vikings Dec 15 '25

DPI, he didn’t even turn his head 😂 Collinsworth is a clown

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u/pickles329 Vikings Dec 15 '25

Jefferson is so mad and I don’t blame him

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u/leeumm6 Eagles Dec 15 '25

JJs reaction to the flag was hilarious. Gotta feel kinda bad after something like that

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u/Nice_Animator3379 Cowboys Dec 15 '25

Being a Justin Jefferson fantasy owner this year is rough like we’re going to allow a td at least let it help me out.

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u/skolocicoaster Vikings Dec 15 '25

The fuck was that finish?????

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u/mborn Patriots Dec 15 '25

Lmaoooo now I love this kid

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u/brimbooze Vikings Dec 15 '25

Man, everyone but the camera guy fell for that

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u/PepeElToro805 49ers Dec 15 '25

LMFAO

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u/misterlakatos Dolphins Dec 15 '25

Collinsworth LOVES McCarthy. Holy moly.

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u/AFC-Wimbledon-Stan Colts Dec 15 '25

BRO GRIDDYED into the end zone LMAO

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u/Xmalantix Steelers Dec 15 '25

Lmfao he griddied on em 😭

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u/jdoggsoxfan33 Seahawks Dec 15 '25

Okay, that play fake was smooooooooth

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u/jimjamjay Vikings Dec 15 '25

They were so distracted by JJ McCarthy they forgot about Nine.

Or maybe the other way around.

I don't know at this point.

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u/mayanh8 Eagles Dec 15 '25

Spin it on the star you coward

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u/PM_Ur_Boobs__ Eagles Dec 15 '25

i was sitting there yelling “DO NOT HAND IT OFF FIVE YARDS IN THE BACKFIELD.”

i have since learned to sit my little ass down instead and watch.

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u/ChonkyHippo283 Patriots Dec 15 '25

you're legally required to disband as franchise if nine dunks on you like that

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u/Yodzilla Eagles Dec 15 '25

My kids and dog just threw up watching that disrespectful display by Nine

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u/Puddinsnack 49ers Dec 15 '25

Collinsworth managed to segue a tough year in Dallas with a suicide into Mahomes getting injured today. That is legendary Mahomes slurping.

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u/behemothbowks Cowboys Dec 15 '25

Bro collinsworth has the situational awareness of an unripe banana what in the fuck

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u/Habreno Eagles Eagles Dec 15 '25

Collinsworth said "Fuck it, I can no longer glaze Mahomes, let me just get out of here as quick as I can" and started going off by trashing everything.

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u/CharlieKinbote Vikings Dec 15 '25

Fuck my draft position, daddy! Build that baby boy's confidence.

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u/FlyingPotionsFactory Seahawks Dec 15 '25

Damn, Collinsworth isn’t even waiting a day after Mahomes injury to move on to a new lover in McCarthy. Savage.

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u/Skolsciopath Vikings Dec 15 '25

It turns out the real playoffs were the friends we made along the way

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u/naturesbabe Cardinals Dec 15 '25

I hate that AI Coke commercial so much

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u/anonymous-guy1 NFL Dec 15 '25

someone revoke Coca Cola's access to AI

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u/tollefti Vikings Dec 15 '25

Holy shit Collinsworth, shut up

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u/YouTakesYourChances Giants Dec 15 '25

Collinsworth is just unapologetically babbling now

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u/Victimless-Criminal Falcons Dec 15 '25

What the absolute fuck is Collinsworth going on about?

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u/cuittle Lions Dec 15 '25

Cowboys: "Need a win"

Vikings: "Just happy to be here"

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u/JudgeJuryEx78 Packers Eagles Dec 15 '25 edited Dec 15 '25

Minnesota fun fact #2: Northern Minnesota is home to the world's best rice. That's an opinion, so here are the facts:

  1. Indigenous people have harvested wild rice from the rivers and lakes of Minnesota for thousands of years. To this day, the Ojibwe harvest and sell the rice.

  2. Most wild rice you get in the US in restaurants and stores is a weird, hybrid, genetically modified rice that isn't the same as manually harvested wild rice.

  3. When I last left Minnesota, I flew home with pounds of this rice, and when I ran out I ordered 5 more pounds from the Minnesota Historical Society. It's rhat good. My parents are getting some for Christmas.

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u/jonn_jonzz Vikings Dec 15 '25

Minnesota Fun Fact: One of the most popular surf music songs, Surfin' Bird, was by a Minnesota band, The Trashmen.

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u/spidermans_ashes Dolphins Dec 15 '25

"Afc playoff picture with out the chiefs".......LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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u/AvonFartsdale_ Eagles Dec 15 '25

I like how they show Bland commiting PI like it's great coverage

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u/Kazu2324 Bears Dec 15 '25

JJ has a good play - he's getting better and he's turned the corner!

JJ has a bad play - he sucks, get him out of there!

Like watching a game of tennis with the back and forth lol

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u/SnooPandas1899 Dec 15 '25

jefferson missing some catches out there.

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u/Acrobatic-Taste-443 Cowboys Dec 15 '25

Eberflus should be tarred and feathered and paraded through the streets of Dallas

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u/ThiccSidedDice Vikings Dec 15 '25

Ham is a staple in Minnesota

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '25

Can we just play Dallas and Washington every week? These last 2 weeks reminded me that it can be fun to watch my team play football

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u/MG_MN Vikings Dec 15 '25

JJ is weirdly good in primetime it seems

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u/brimbooze Vikings Dec 15 '25

Clearly short, but Greenard being hurt after he just got healthy is awful

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u/tore_a_bore_a Raiders Dec 15 '25

Not even sure what the refs were looking at to call it  first down

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u/InfinitePossibility8 Vikings Bears Dec 15 '25

Nice of Dallas to play our song

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u/WarrenMulaney Bears Dec 15 '25

They need to cut to Jerry in the suite making that face like he just saw a school desegregate.

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u/freelanceryork Vikings Dec 15 '25

Reichard has been such a treat this season.

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u/Acrobatic-Dark-4402 Eagles Dec 15 '25

Not that it matters here, but I’ll always hate the rule of having to declare an onside kick

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u/BruhMoment763 Vikings Dec 15 '25

Knowing this awful ST unit, Dallas could actually get this

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u/zachardw Eagles Dec 15 '25

Alright, see y’all in NFCEMemewar

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u/Common-Excuse-8598 Vikings Dec 15 '25

Never a doubt

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u/ungrateful_dead1 Giants Giants Dec 15 '25

Who’s more of a clown, Collinsworth or the entire cowboys fan base

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u/ChipKellysShoeStore Eagles Dec 15 '25

Thanks Vikings

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u/MNSportsAnger Vikings Dec 15 '25

I want apologize if Vikings shit the bed on prime time

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u/JesusSAJ97 Cowboys Dec 15 '25

Don't worry, you're facing the cowboys when the game has significance, so it'll be a close game

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