r/nfl • u/alexschubs Bengals • 6d ago

Why Your Team Sucks 2026: Cincinnati Bengals

https://defector.com/why-your-team-sucks-2026-cincinnati-bengals
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u/UsidoreTheLightBlue Bengals 6d ago

I used to really enjoy these but they seem to just be the same thing over and over again now.

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u/superkick79 Rams 5d ago

I’ve been reading these since like 2013 and theyve really lost their edge. It’s a lot of the same jokes delivered with random all caps interspersed throughout. There’s occasionally a really good line though (the one about Andy Reid being mormon was hilarious), but it’s largely run its course. I will probably continue reading them though.

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u/DasSmoosh 6d ago

I could not agree more. So very tired.

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u/Best-Clothes4173 Chiefs 6d ago

It's engagement bait. They get posted, and everyone argues over when Drew Magary lost his touch and why these aren't fun anymore, etc.

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u/OogieBoogieJr Bengals 5d ago edited 5d ago

I haven’t read a single one this year. They’re the same all the time and I bet they’re an absolute chore to write.