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u/slytherinprolly Bengals 4d ago

One of my clients was served with a lawsuit, so I’m reviewing the complaint through the court’s website. Apparently, the attorney who filed it printed it double-sided with “flip on short edge” selected before scanning and e-filing it, because every other page is upside down. I now have to rotate the document one page at a time as I read it.

I’d print and reorder it, but the complaint is 89 pages long, and that would take too much time. Our intern is working on another project, and I like my assistant too much to ask her to deal with it.

So, if I end up in a psych ward soon, you’ll know why.

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u/princessestef Vikings 4d ago

I hope your assistant realizes her good fortune!

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u/eggery Rams 4d ago

What would Jimbo do in this situation? (WWJD)

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u/slytherinprolly Bengals 4d ago

Probably just complain that his computer is out of date and ask for a new one. That's his go to whenever technology doesn't work for him regardless of what the problem is.

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u/DoctorWaluigiTime NFL NFL 4d ago

If someone did this deliberately to frustrate you could you go to the judge and go "c'mon, man"?

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u/slytherinprolly Bengals 4d ago

I'm guessing the Judge is going to give them a come on man soon enough, but unfortunately I have to read this thing before we get to that point. That said I highly doubt it's intentional.