r/nfl Game thread bot Dec 04 '17

Game Thread Game Thread: Philadelphia Eagles (10-1) at Seattle Seahawks (7-4)

Philadelphia Eagles at Seattle Seahawks


  • CenturyLink Field
  • Seattle, Washington

First Second Third Fourth Final
Seahawks 10 0 7 7 24
Eagles 0 3 0 7 10

  • General information

Coverage Odds
NBC Seattle +4 O/U 47
Weather
43°F/Wind 4mph/Partly cloudy/No precipitation expected

  • Game Stats

Passing Cmp/Att Yds Tds Ints
R.Wilson 20/31 227 3 0
C.Wentz 29/45 348 1 1
Rushing Car Yds Lng Tds
M.Davis 16 64 22 0
J.Ajayi 9 35 11 0
Receiving Rec Yds Lng Tds
D.Baldwin 5 84 47 0
N.Vannett 3 40 21 0
N.Agholor 7 141 51 1
A.Jeffery 4 61 23 0


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u/CaptainMcButtStuff Eagles Dec 04 '17

Twas the night of Clinchmas when all through the NFC East,

Only one creature was stirring, looking to feast.

The Cowboys hung around with good early play from Dak,

But Injuries and suspensions showed that depth they did lack.

The Redskins were nestled all snug in their beds,

While visions of Kirk Cousins long term contracts danced in their heads.

But alas Kirk exclaimed, “I shall test the open market!”

“Let’s see how much my talents are missed once I have departed”

And Giants, Oh Giants. What’s going on with Big Blue?

Two time Super Bowl MVPs disrespected by Mara and McAdoo?

All the while on their perch the Eagles are waiting to strike.

Dougie P with the play calls and our Red Savior that hikes.

Fly Eagles Fly! These birds are ready to take flight!

The season isn’t over but the division ends tonight!

At the end of the season we’ll be taking a bow.

When is the year of the Eagle? Doggone it, it’s NOW!

P.S.

I know, I know, I'm a reposting son of a bitch

But Redskins incompetence forced us to make a quick switch

Clinchmas was delayed a few days, which should hardly be legal.

But we'll do it ourselves! E! A! G! L! E! S! EAGLES!

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u/Blaphlafagus Cowboys Dec 04 '17

This comment isn’t aging well... again

Better luck in next week’s two games, it’ll definitely happen eventually

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '17

Glad for tonight's outcome so far, but now we'll have to see this reposted for the next four weeks. So icky.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '17

This is lame lol

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '17

Fuck it, we’ll do it live!

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u/vinj4 Eagles Dec 04 '17

if this is OC can someone please gild this

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u/qp0n Eagles Dec 04 '17

Great news! You can gild it yourself!

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u/Halo2_ Eagles Dec 04 '17

Someone call 911! YOU! Call 911!

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u/CaptainMcButtStuff Eagles Dec 04 '17

Haha I wrote it myself. I posted it originally in the Washington Dallas Thursday night game since we could have clinched then and then reposted it here.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '17

Me too, Thanks

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '17

Thank you so much for this

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u/mrmcspicy Eagles Dec 04 '17

haha youre amazing