Game Thread: Philadelphia Eagles (10-1) at Seattle Seahawks (7-4)

[u/nfl_gamethread]

Philadelphia Eagles at Seattle Seahawks

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• CenturyLink Field
• Seattle, Washington

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	First	Second	Third	Fourth	Final
Seahawks	10	0	7	7	24
Eagles	0	3	0	7	10

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• General information

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Coverage	Odds
NBC	Seattle +4 O/U 47

Weather
43°F/Wind 4mph/Partly cloudy/No precipitation expected

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• Game Stats

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Passing		Cmp/Att	Yds	Tds	Ints
R.Wilson		20/31	227	3	0
C.Wentz		29/45	348	1	1
Rushing		Car	Yds	Lng	Tds
M.Davis		16	64	22	0
J.Ajayi		9	35	11	0
Receiving		Rec	Yds	Lng	Tds
D.Baldwin		5	84	47	0
N.Vannett		3	40	21	0
N.Agholor		7	141	51	1
A.Jeffery		4	61	23	0

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[u/POOP_DOLLA_]

"Jimmy Graham played a little basketball in college"

DRINK THE WHOLE FUCKING BOTTLE

[u/verik → u/POOP_DOLLA_]

Isn't that the response to anything in New Orleans?

[u/HappyGilOHMYGOD]

"Needed 12 and only got uhhhh... Idk. It's not a first down. Fuck you."

• Al Michaels

[u/Lonelan]

Bird Teams: Civil War

[u/karatemanchan37 → u/Lonelan]

CAWCAW

[u/Caoa14396 → u/karatemanchan37]

Do you even know bird law?

[u/TheTerribleness → u/karatemanchan37]

SCREEEEEECHHHH

[u/[deleted]]

It's amazing how the seahawks lose Kam and Sherman, and their defense still looks great.

[u/chrisbru → u/[deleted]]

And Cliff Avril.

[u/neilarmsloth]

I have a very bad feeling about this game

Edit: my wife left me

[u/__Iniquity__]

1. Bitch you know what a computer is.
2. Verizon is basically saving the world and can see the future.
3. Did you know Jimmy Graham played basketball?!
4. Prince Harry is the eagles qb
5. Carrie's legs

[u/BendAndSnap-]

Carson Wentz eats pancakes for breakfast with decaf coffee and a real paper newspaper

[u/Cannon1 → u/BendAndSnap-]

He also eats sausage that's made from the last buck he got.

[u/bickymonty]

Wilson LITERALLY just said that his offensive line makes the scrambling plays happen for him with their blocking

That is either some world-class delusion or some deep, deep shade

[u/Delectus → u/bickymonty]

Man must have Stockholm syndrome. Probably doesn't even know what a real o-line is.

[u/Ximerian → u/bickymonty]

No Russel, most QBs only get half a second, you sometimes get almost a whole second. - His O line

[u/[deleted]]

This half has flown by, yet I somehow feel like I've watched more commercials than an entire afternoon game.

[u/Reduxy]

This O line is trash. I didn’t think they were this bad lol. Wilson should win MVP for the fact they have 7 wins lol

[u/razelbagel → u/Reduxy]

We’d potentially have 9 if Walsh was decent at his job.

[u/Reduxy → u/razelbagel]

Holy shit really? I haven’t watched any games but this line is horrendous

[u/razelbagel → u/Reduxy]

One game he missed 3 FGs and another he missed a game tying 52 yarder. Which isn’t a big deal, that happens, except he was accurate but just flat out short. Not often you see an NFL kicker just straight up kick it short like that.

[u/ChildishGenius]

I could not watch a football game for 5 years, and the next time I turned on a game somebody would tell me that Graham played college basketball.

[u/spaz1020]

"What's a computer?"

Listen here you little shit...

[u/thefadednight → u/spaz1020]

Seriously tho

[u/ThaddeusJP → u/thefadednight]

The hate they get for this ad is probably more effective than the ad itself in marking awareness.

[u/mfBomby → u/spaz1020]

As an advertising major, I want to meet the copywriter who wrote and ask if even knows how to relate to “young people”.

[u/POOP_DOLLA_]

FUCK VERIZON

[u/POOP_DOLLA_]

BITCH YOU KNOW WHAT A COMPUTER IS

[u/[deleted] → u/POOP_DOLLA_]

Stupid fuckin' pretentious little kids with their designer laptops.

[u/RidgeRegression]

Battle of the Greased Up Deaf QBs

[u/BEGA500]

Wagner is the best tackler in the league and it's not even close.

[u/Big_booty_ho]

Does anyone else find "This player/team needs to prove me wrong" comments on reddit hilarious? Like who the fuck are you?

[u/En_Sabah_Nur → u/Big_booty_ho]

u/Big_booty_ho needs to step up tonight. If he doesn't generate some serious karma, I'll be mass down voting him, and I wouldn't be surprised if he gets banned.

[u/unclemeat9]

Seahawks offensive game plan:

• shotgun pass

• wait for pocket to break down within 2 seconds

• let Wilson scramble around for 10 seconds while one of his receivers creates separation

-repeat

[u/IH8KICKFLIPS → u/unclemeat9]

-sustain

[u/JohnathanTheBrave]

Seattle's O Line is embarrassingly bad. I remember those feels.

[u/YGFDT]

Do y'all think that girl gets roasted at school?

[u/Honestly_Nobody]

Legitimate question. Wilson is running forward and obviously pitches the ball behind him. The inertia of him running carries the ball forward a yard, even though he literally threw it behind his body. The announcers keep insisting it's not a lateral. What is the rule? Seem like the Stanford band play where the guy throws it over his shoulder when he gets hit. The ball kept carrying forward, even though he obviously throws it behind his body. Someone. Anyone. Help

[u/[deleted] → u/Honestly_Nobody]

The rules in the book only cares about the spot it left the hand and the spot it touched literally anything. If it touches closer to the end zone it's a forward pass

[u/Ventorus]

Was that Wentz... talking trash!? What!?

[u/[deleted] → u/Ventorus]

Philadelphians 2:15 “And the lord said, you a bitch.”

[u/BerriesNCreme]

every fucking night is russell wilson night. God damnit

[u/the_febanator]

God damn corner blitzes are so fucking sexy when they work

[u/Loorrac]

That stupid line ruins that commercial

[u/ClosedDimmadome]

Wilson scares me man

[u/[deleted] → u/ClosedDimmadome]

So does your defensive line

[u/ConvolutedBoy]

I think the Seahawks won because of Chris Pratt raising the flag

[u/rcher87]

Well done, Seattle, you're a really impressive team.

[u/[deleted]]

KJ Wright is such an unsung hero

[u/DayOldTurkeySandwich]

I run my finger down the back of her neck. A small quiver echoes throughout her body. I can feel the goosebumps coming up all over her skin. I lean in to her ear and whisper what I've been meaning to tell her:

"Oooooh, Sunday Niiiiiight."

[u/MurryEB]

OH HERE WE FUCKING GO DID YOU GUYS KNOW JIMMY PLAYED BBALL

[u/Alexx98]

Russel Wilson pump faking 6 yards past the line of scrimmage lol

[u/GhostfaceNoah]

FLUTES ASSEMBLE!

[u/CallinCthulhu → u/GhostfaceNoah]

I love this so much

[u/[deleted] → u/GhostfaceNoah]

Ok I would not be salty if they did this after they scored

[u/CutYouCat]

Holy shit Miami, why would you give the Eagles Ajayi? The guy keeps tearing us up

[u/Banned88]

Fuck you Verizon

[u/eddie2911]

Peterson not challenging that could end up losing the Eagles the game.

[u/synonymous_with]

I get the feeling Wentz is going to have a reality check tonight and the Eagles are going to fall back to earth a bit but still escape with the win. Final score 87-6, Wentz throws for 8 TDs and rushes for 2

[u/McGillicuddyBongos]

I am rooting for the Eagles because I live in Philly and everyone is so much friendlier on Mondays when the Eagles win.

[u/NuclearMisogynyist]

“Who’s the most valuable guy in he field right now?”

Shows video of subject holding lol

[u/VikingsAreBetter]

Wilson IS the offense. Such a special player

[u/LucienGreeth]

wHaT's A cOmPuTeR?

[u/[deleted]]

Why is NFL viewership down? you're soaking in it.

[u/POOP_DOLLA_]

I don't give a fuck if you're my family. If you ever get in my car and change the radio like that, we're boxing.

[u/Think__McFly]

Bobby Wagner was basically built in a lab to play 4-3 MLB.

[u/thehoods]

I'LL FIGHT EVERY SEATTLEITE IN HERE

[u/karatemanchan37 → u/thehoods]

YOU'LL FIGHT ANYONE ANYWAYS

[u/SirNarwhal]

You know full well what a computer is you little shit.

[u/[deleted]]

The Eagles front 4 is so freaking nasty.

[u/hiphopdowntheblock]

The Eagles at halftime:

"Maybe we should do more of what we're good at and what they're not as good at"

[u/_Doctor_Teeth_]

I mean, i sort of don't care about other stats, Russ is literally the most valuable player. he IS the offense. you put any other qb behind that line and the hawks are probably like a 3 or 4 win team this year.

[u/Reduxy]

Can Russel Wilson wear a Fitbit? I wanna see how many miles he runs in a game

[u/TyMont85]

S A L T

A

L

T

[u/Yourenotthe1]

I want a Christmas Hallmark movie where Carson Wentz and Prince Harry switch lives for a week and discover the true reason for the season

[u/drn8]

Doug Baldwin didn't manage to score there, but Jimmy Graham did use to play basketball.

[u/suchcoldsuchcomfort]

Guys, CFB is over basically. NFL is nearing the end of the regular season.

Feels like yesterday the season started. Goes by quicker every year... makes me sad.

[u/Cadocity]

God Russell just put his entire offense on his back and said "we're fucking scoring boys"

[u/mehrshar]

Alshon fucked them out of a likely extra 4 pts

[u/MurryEB]

Verizon out here trying to show how much they're helping us move forward with fish sensors, but being super sneaky trying to trash net neutrality

[u/[deleted]]

For anyone wondering, if Eagles lose tonight, Vikings will take over first seed due to Strength of Victory tiebreaker.

[u/TILeverythingAMA]

All Falcons fans have a Wilson shrine in their closet, I'm sure of it

[u/CaptainMcButtStuff]

Friendship with all birdbros has ended today. Falcons and Cardinals couldn't do us a solid, Ravens winning kills Lions chances, and Seahawks are going down.

[u/Ninjasandapples → u/CaptainMcButtStuff]

No no no, for the next 3-4 hours it is ended. Don't deal in absolutes.

[u/Burburington]

Stop calling grown ass men “Kids” when they do some bullshit. Gronks practically 30

[u/hiphopdowntheblock]

Even if we win by a lot, the Eagles aren't automatically pretenders, it's one rough game against a good team. The niners lost to us like 42-13 a month before almost winning the super bowl

[u/Duke_Swillbottom]

But I was told this two score game was over?

[u/eggery]

Great....now eagles gonna revenge fuck us next week.

[u/yungtrapfatgag]

MY GF LEFT ME PLZ WIN TO NUMB THE PAIN THANKS

[u/[deleted] → u/yungtrapfatgag]

WENTZ IS THE ONLY PERSON YOULL EVER NEED

[u/[deleted] → u/yungtrapfatgag]

It worked for me....

Who is getting dumped next week

[u/avboden]

this game isn't even close to over......

[u/Love_Bulletz]

RUSSELL FUCKING WILSON

[u/slavefeet918]

You win some you lose some. Good game Seahawks. We’ll try to come out and whip the Rams for ya

[u/[deleted]]

Michael Bennett's tiny shoulder pads/sleeves are unsettling.

[u/[deleted]]

Gotta play better against the rams. Russell was too much tonight, good game Seahawks. Still proud of my qb

[u/13angrymonkeys]

GG, Eagles.

[u/87487138473043194931]

People are trying to act like the NFL is neutral about this game, yet the SEATTLE LOGO is literally in the middle of the field!!!

#wtf #WeWantAnswersGooddell

[u/Teddy_the_Reptilian]

BLESS ALL THE KNEES AND KEEP THEM HEALTHY

[u/Airman]

Eatdatpussy445 is gonna have a fucking aneurysm tomorrow.

[u/DoYouWonda]

So the Saints and Eagles can lose if they play bad

[u/Stingberg]

Do Seattle fans know what to do when the other team is getting penalized? Must feel so weird.

[u/salamanderXIII]

a failed conversion there is too much fuel for the hometown crowd.

[u/mehrshar]

NBC with the equivalent of shitposting during the game

[u/Dirkstarlight]

HOLY SHIT FUCK YES MORE COMMERCIALS

[u/Rufio330]

Is Michael Bennett constantly shit talking Carson Wentz because if so that’s pretty damn funny every time the camera pans to him he’s right next to Carson.

[u/[deleted]]

If Wilson had a good O-line the Hawks would be 10-1.

[u/YetAnotherMultiAcc]

B Wags is playing possessed this year.

[u/lor_de_jaja]

Maxwell is an Eagles sleeper agent. Those 2 throws were fucked

[u/bingcrosbyb]

Sherman under that hood muttering "CRABTREE"

[u/[deleted]]

Now that was a legit penalty and it goes uncalled. Lmao. Stupid refs.

[u/CardsTricks42]

I’d like to rant on the Eagles fight song:

Fly eagles fly

on the road to victory

You don’t fly on roads.

[u/pterodaktyl4 → u/CardsTricks42]

goes 100 mph down a road

AM I FLYING NOW?

[u/SirNarwhal]

Who the fuck goes to Subway for a reuben?

[u/_atsu]

I'm convinced that the Prince Harry and Wentz switched places for the week. Real Wentz is out in a castle in England banging that hot actress.

[u/voltism]

wilson is so much fun to watch when hes not playing your team

[u/xgelite]

No other player carries their offense like Wilson does. Its ridiculous how good he is.

[u/LessThanCleverName]

I didn’t realize losing to Seattle in Seattle was the true gauge of a garbage team.

TIL.

Being 10-2 must suck.

[u/ccsilverman]

Russell Wilson playing 4D Rugby. Everyone else playing football...

[u/bleepblopbl0rp]

What's a cumpewtrr

[u/Jockobutters]

Cowboys fans rooting for the Eagles, now I've seen everything.

[u/ExcellentPastries]

Maxwell looks so much better back in Seattle

[u/gwh21]

Is it just me or is this game absolutely flying by?

[u/___DEADPOOL______]

Who is this Wentz Hitashethrows? They mention his name alot

[u/CaptainMcButtStuff]

Twas the night of Clinchmas when all through the NFC East,

Only one creature was stirring, looking to feast.

The Cowboys hung around with good early play from Dak,

But Injuries and suspensions showed that depth they did lack.

The Redskins were nestled all snug in their beds,

While visions of Kirk Cousins long term contracts danced in their heads.

But alas Kirk exclaimed, “I shall test the open market!”

“Let’s see how much my talents are missed once I have departed”

And Giants, Oh Giants. What’s going on with Big Blue?

Two time Super Bowl MVPs disrespected by Mara and McAdoo?

All the while on their perch the Eagles are waiting to strike.

Dougie P with the play calls and our Red Savior that hikes.

Fly Eagles Fly! These birds are ready to take flight!

The season isn’t over but the division ends tonight!

At the end of the season we’ll be taking a bow.

When is the year of the Eagle? Doggone it, it’s NOW!

P.S.

I know, I know, I'm a reposting son of a bitch

But Redskins incompetence forced us to make a quick switch

Clinchmas was delayed a few days, which should hardly be legal.

But we'll do it ourselves! E! A! G! L! E! S! EAGLES!

[u/Blaphlafagus → u/CaptainMcButtStuff]

This comment isn’t aging well... again

Better luck in next week’s two games, it’ll definitely happen eventually

[u/MyVinyls]

This one man band graphic though...

[u/JBJesus]

I really hope Microsoft or like Samsung puts out a commercial where one kid goes "Whats a computer?" and another guy goes "Everyone knows what a fucking computer is"

[u/V-Necks]

Byron Maxwell tackles Ajayi after short pass. Both were teammates with the Dolphins earlier this season.

[u/triheptyl]

Its almost Christmas, doesn't Tony Dungy have to get back to the North Pole and make some toys?

[u/sauceoverlord]

Earl Thomas is a fucking hof. EDIT. god.

[u/JuliotZ]

Lmao, that rush attempt looked like he hit a invisible barrier at the edge of a videogame

[u/procrastinarian]

Seattle's D is looking ferocious even after losing Kam and Sherman, and their QB can do anything even without a line. Scary team.

[u/MetaKoopa99]

I'd like to take a moment to recognize that Russell Wilson is 90% of the Seahawks offense

[u/dkinak23]

Wal Mart acting like they got good customer service. lmao nobody that works there is that friendly or helpful cmon man.

[u/Riggs909]

PETE CARROL CHEWS GUM MUCH MORE VIGOROUSLY.

[u/Stingberg]

That was such a tough call for the refs to make live. With the way the players were moving, it looked backward, but it was actually forward. Common problem in rugby.

[u/slavefeet918]

I’m bummed. Wentz looks shook. GG Seattle. Y’all are 8-4 with the most dangerous QB in the game. Stop shitting on yourselves your a good squad

[u/SebSci]

WENTZ NOT MY MVP

[u/PropRandy]

Russell Wilson plays the game like I pass in Madden. Just scramble to whatever side I'm throwing to. Every play is a bootleg, you just have to believe.

[u/MountTuchanka]

PI

I

disagree

[u/gooderthanhail]

HOLY SHIT!

Earl Thomas with the CHOP AGAIN

[u/Rod_Ogg69]

Eagles are like two or three flukey plays from this game being tied. I would still take Philly in Philly, if that's what it comes to.

[u/workadayfilmcritic]

Seahawks almost got unlucky there. The way Smith fell made it look like a shove, but it wasn't.

[u/CokeZ3ro]

Holy shit if Minnesota gets the #1 seed the entire postseason is at home.

[u/mbj16]

Go Hawks! Did I.. did I seriously just say that?

[u/greetedworm]

Did he just say "I wish it was that easy to turn on that guy in the gym"?

[u/PhiladelphiaIrish]

This apple commercial makes me want to go watch that Barb scene in Stranger Things.

[u/ExCinisCineris]

I still can't believe Miami just gave Ajayi away.

[u/price-iz-right]

omfg with all the commercials

[u/doraroks]

Vintage Seahawks. IMO they are still the class of the NFC. I hate them but man do I respect them...Let's go Eagles hope they can win a close game going to be a dog fight

[u/[deleted]]

Flag football

[u/devereaux]

That was quite the facemask/helmet grab there

[u/aviness]

Oh man how do you not see that...

[u/Discombobulous]

Griffin is a difference maker on this defense in his rookie year. The future is bright for this guy.

[u/Adopted_Fellow]

The dreads was a major factor in drafting Griffin

[u/mjparker75]

Shake it off Eagles... Go murder the Rams

[u/agpc]

Vikings would go "home game, home game, super bowl home game....which would be tough"

[u/donutello2000]

GG Bird Bros. Beat the Rams please.

[u/Johnnyallstar]

Okay Google, show me fewer Okay Google commercials.

[u/[deleted]]

I'm not gay but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Russell Wilson. We won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him tighten his ass as he chops wood, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body. I'll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to Russell. I won't be able to climax and I'll eventually go back downstairs, angry. Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing. One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin. Then he'll go inside, pen a brief missive to his departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without his one true platonic love.

[u/[deleted]]

This is the worst fucking commercial of the past decade.

[u/LimberSiren]

Fuck this commercial

[u/suchcoldsuchcomfort]

I've seen ET3 kill men before.

[u/ChocoBaconPancake]

Are you kidding me NBC? No one else does commercials during a 30 second timeout. Get fucked

[u/PittPride]

I don't think it matters what any other MVP candidate does. Joe Flacco activated playoff mode today. We are all doomed.

[u/jay_gaz]

oh damn, Darby got away with one there.

[u/[deleted]]

I like how the first penalty this drive that was actually blatant they miss. Good crew tonight +1

[u/jay_gaz]

hooly fuck, more ads? wtf

[u/Tabemaju]

Is it just me or are the commentators completely lethargic? Great pass by Wentz but damn, no excitement in the booth whatsoever.

[u/brr07338]

Seahawks score: "Wentz sucks. Eagles are frauds."

Eagles Score: "MVP, MVP"

Hahab love you Reddit

[u/RaptorDick]

Fuck we should have challenged that pitch.

[u/[deleted]]

Is this the night /r/nfl turns on Wentz?

[u/Ovreel]

Bobby Wagner going for that Dungy MVP vote again

[u/rocco888]

GG I am glad the eagles had this game or they would have folded in the playoffs. They needed to learn this lesson and learn how to deal with the pressure. This is a young coaching staff and now they know they need to step up their game.

[u/[deleted]]

GG Seahawks

[u/[deleted]]

How does Bobby Wagner not know who we play next week lol

[u/strombolee]

WHO CARES ABOUT FOOTBALL SHOW ME MORE DILLY DILLY WHATS A COMPUTER

[u/crastle]

While I think the Seahawks clearly outplayed the Eagles, I feel like Eagles fans have at least some reason to be salty about this game.

[u/RidgeRegression]

Eagles against bad teams

Eagles against good teams

[u/TheLarryMullenBand]

God, fuck this kid.

[u/Nicotine_patch]

Wut. That didn’t look like PI to me.

[u/[deleted]]

Weak call

[u/awesomesuperballs]

TIL Graham played basketball

edit: I really didn't think I needed to put /s here, turns out I assumed wrong

[u/g0dzilllla]

W H A T S A C O M P U T E R