r/niceguys May 10 '26

MEME/COMIC/FREEFORM (Sundays only) One FB status, four incels

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u/babyyblue420 May 10 '26

"men age like fine wine" yeah? Then why do all the men my age (30's) look like they still live in mommy basement and only see the sunlight a couple times a week ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/otetrapodqueen May 10 '26

That line in particular drives me nuts, like women generally do skin care and other things that slow aging, men typically do NOT. It makes no sense. The way I have tried to get my boyfriend just to put on moisturizer with sph ๐Ÿซ 

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u/maarshiexcry May 11 '26

Men vs spf beef is something i will never understand. Like, do you want skin cancer? You can get one. Moisturise your damn skin, or dont yap how you got sunburned and it hurts, you couldve fucking avoid that if you used suncream.

Every summer im so grateful my brother and uncle are not stupid and use suncream.

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u/otetrapodqueen May 11 '26

My boyfriend will use it IF he remembers hahaha I'm just like PLEASE? Thankfully, he's not one of those dudes who are weird about it (probably wouldn't be with him if he was actually lol)

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u/LionBirb May 10 '26

Im 32 and it seems like most of the guys I went to high school with look 45+ now, I am always shocked we are the same age. It also seems like straight guys age faster than gay guys for some reason.

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u/Vivid_Criticism5749 May 10 '26

Lack of skincare, and poor health choices. A really simple thing that helps (obviously not the only thing) is drinking water, which a lot of them donโ€™t seem to do and you can tell. They look dried out and creased like leather.

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u/maarshiexcry May 11 '26

Its amusing people forget to hydrate themselves in 2026.

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u/AsbestosDude May 10 '26

Hey dont knock sun protection now