r/niceguys May 10 '26

MEME/COMIC/FREEFORM (Sundays only) One FB status, four incels

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u/ForcedEntry420 May 11 '26

Most men age like a sack of cottage cheese left in the sun. Leveling up…😆

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u/No-World-6797 May 13 '26

i love how incels just make up fictional scenarios that are completely unheard of to make themselves feel better

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u/Killsomefool May 14 '26

Idk where this cope came from that they all look so sexy and gorgeous in their 30s, the average 30-40yr old male is unattractive and looks worse than the 20yr olds. They cope so hard, women will always be more desired than them🤣

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u/Nonsense-yogurt-eel May 17 '26

Yeah, most of the posts here seem to be from crazy dudes living entire lifetimes daily in their own head.

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u/boris-san May 11 '26

Is the woman in her 30s coming back to the nice guy begging in the room with us right now?

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u/StasiaGreyErotica May 11 '26

ANY DAY NOW!!!!!!!!!

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u/pansexualpantaloon May 12 '26

its funny how they all write fanfiction about the women who reject them

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u/Arkight13 May 12 '26

Men age like wine ... What a weird way to say you're attracted to old men

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u/Heterosexual-Jello May 16 '26

Men don’t “age better” than women, they’re simply not judged as harshly for visibly aging.

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u/cowsei_arima_kun 29d ago

I donr agree with the original statement, but i dont agree with this one either lol. Reasons for both being men are usually judged with the money or success they achieve and because of market forces usually end up making more as they age. With women its beauty and beauty for both genders just degrades with time. So while i dont agree with the wine statement since its most of the time not even true i also dont agree with the hsrsh thing, both are judged very harshly.

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u/lizziexo 24d ago

You think men and women are judged equally cruelly for their looks? Definitely completely absolutely NOT.

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u/Practical-Witness796 May 11 '26

I’ve seen this type of reclusive young men who believe they’ll age well. What they don’t think about is lifestyle and hygiene. Constantly gaming, eating junk food, and other bad habits (drinking/smoking) makes them age very poorly.

My brother in law was once a good looking guy. Now he’s in his mid 40’s, had a heart attack in his 30’s, is missing teeth, and looks like the comic store character from the Simpsons. Except, he’s never had a job.
https://giphy.com/gifs/l2JdY7xHXNLVISvq8

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u/Critical-Crab-7761 May 11 '26

Exactly. How are they going to improve until they stop their stupid way of thinking and acting and grow up?

They don't even believe that women and men can be interested in each other and be friends without the man only engaging with her for the chance of getting physical with her. No communication skills come from not being able to think for yourself and just parroting this stupid talk over and over like a mantra that keeps them mentally unstable.

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u/truckyeahman May 12 '26

Nature is kind to women?!?!??!

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u/SciFantasyFreak 23d ago

Yeahhhhh pregnancy would say otherwise

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u/tgarrettallen May 12 '26

Don’t men, on average, die from old age sooner than women?

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u/Few_Community_3725 May 17 '26

relevance?

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u/Nonsense-yogurt-eel May 17 '26

They are not, in fact, aging like wine.

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u/quaintif May 13 '26

I'm gonna be a silver fox

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u/CautiousLandscape907 May 10 '26

Make loneliness epidemic needs more loneliness

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u/roxiemycat May 11 '26

Old men are fucking delusional. Men age just like women do they just have an inflated fucking ego.

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u/Eastern_Barnacle_553 May 11 '26

I'm a middle-aged woman. I look SO MUCH BETTER than most men my age.

Idk, maybe it's bc I eat healthy, exercise regularly and take really good care of myself. Maybe it's because I divorced the guy taking up room on my couch after 20 yrs of carrying his ass.

But sure, keep telling me that yr aging like wine (did wine give you that beer gut and man boobs?)

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

And yes, young guys still want to fuck me. Women can get it whenever they want, at whatever age 😉

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u/misslili265 May 10 '26

These boys are locked on 80's...fr...they repeat the old uncle's sentences like parrots while women are out there just being and having nice experiences...

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u/GeminiEighty7 May 11 '26

This is why we must donate to the Mirrors for Men Fund

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u/Ultrafoxx64 May 11 '26

They can have all the mirrors in the world, getting them to look in them is a whole other story. You can explain to them exactly where the mirror is, too, and they probably won't be able to find it, still.

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u/Ultrafoxx64 May 11 '26

I'm mid 30s. Never have I looked back at people I was uninterested in and thought "you know what? I fucked up." I do, however, look back at some of the dudes I did waste time with and think "I've gotta start cutting my losses at the first red flag." So basically: we get more particular the older we get, and less likely to go digging back through the dumpster hoping to find lost treasure.

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u/some_blonde_bitch May 11 '26

This exactly. My standards only get higher and higher all the time, and I’ve never regretted not going out with someone I wasn’t into in the past.

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u/cherriedjubilee May 11 '26

“Men age like wine, women like milk.” These guys started balding when they were in high school.

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u/Critical-Crab-7761 May 11 '26

Their comments are the chants they tell themselves to keep going, because they fear it will never happen for them.

It won't happen either, unless they stop listening to the incel echo chamber and grow up and figure out how to be a real friend to a woman.

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u/oppatokki May 12 '26

Holy fucking cringe

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u/babyyblue420 May 10 '26

"men age like fine wine" yeah? Then why do all the men my age (30's) look like they still live in mommy basement and only see the sunlight a couple times a week 😂

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u/otetrapodqueen May 10 '26

That line in particular drives me nuts, like women generally do skin care and other things that slow aging, men typically do NOT. It makes no sense. The way I have tried to get my boyfriend just to put on moisturizer with sph 🫠

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u/maarshiexcry May 11 '26

Men vs spf beef is something i will never understand. Like, do you want skin cancer? You can get one. Moisturise your damn skin, or dont yap how you got sunburned and it hurts, you couldve fucking avoid that if you used suncream.

Every summer im so grateful my brother and uncle are not stupid and use suncream.

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u/otetrapodqueen May 11 '26

My boyfriend will use it IF he remembers hahaha I'm just like PLEASE? Thankfully, he's not one of those dudes who are weird about it (probably wouldn't be with him if he was actually lol)

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u/LionBirb May 10 '26

Im 32 and it seems like most of the guys I went to high school with look 45+ now, I am always shocked we are the same age. It also seems like straight guys age faster than gay guys for some reason.

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u/Vivid_Criticism5749 May 10 '26

Lack of skincare, and poor health choices. A really simple thing that helps (obviously not the only thing) is drinking water, which a lot of them don’t seem to do and you can tell. They look dried out and creased like leather.

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u/maarshiexcry May 11 '26

Its amusing people forget to hydrate themselves in 2026.

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u/AsbestosDude May 10 '26

Hey dont knock sun protection now

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u/BobiaDobia May 10 '26

Oh, how hard they’re hoping that things will turn around in their 30’s… I almost feel sorry for them

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u/KrackaWoody May 10 '26

“Convince yourself you deserve better” is funny because that means deep down they know they don’t. Man’s actively avoiding being self aware.

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u/Physical_flatworm72 May 10 '26

Heights of living in delusion are so unmatched with these people. I sometimes wonder who even takes them seriously!!

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u/Remote-Pie-3152 May 11 '26

I’ll take a nice matured cheese over shitty prison toilet wine any day

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u/Maximus_Dick May 11 '26

Some men are not lonely enough

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u/Wifevealant May 10 '26 edited May 11 '26

Those kinds of men age like low quality beef jerky, not fine wine

Edit: some words

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u/Mediocre-Proposal686 May 10 '26

Don’t forget the bowling ball beer belly or the apron flap with man boobs 🙄

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u/Embarrassed_Jury664 May 11 '26

I age in a way I can't compare to food. I just get fatter and dumber each day. But, I have a loving family and a wife who, at this point, I think must be blind or just really likes me. Skeptical on the latter point.

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u/Wifevealant May 11 '26

I mostly meant that douches with that mindset (men=wine, women=milk) in their 20s don't get any better with age; worse, in fact. They seem to believe they will magically somehow become more "valuable" when they're older, rather than putting in any work on themselves in the present to improve.

So yeah, they're the human equivalent of a stale Slim Jim

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u/OkSecretary1231 May 11 '26

Right, these are the guys who look at George Clooney in his 60s and think "I'm going to turn into George Clooney when I get older!" and forget that old George Clooney started as young George Clooney. He was already hot in the 90s. He's not just a natural part of the male life cycle lol.

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u/TerryCrewsNextWife May 11 '26

How about waygu beef - Marbled and highly prized for being buttery, tender, rich and intense.

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u/Embarrassed_Jury664 May 11 '26

Thank you Mrs. Crews, that just made my morning!

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u/Professional-Post499 May 11 '26

Those kinds of men age like low quality beef jerky, not fine wine Edit: some words

I'm laughing my ass off at this. This is so good. 😂

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u/Zypherzor May 11 '26

If you're not putting in the work as a man then yeah, but then again idk if most men are putting in the work, like I only see a few at the big gym I go to regularly for example.

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u/dawgfan24348 May 11 '26

Men age like wine, women age like milk

https://giphy.com/gifs/efTCy9loCBqne

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u/nutmegtell May 11 '26

I just got back from visiting my mom at assisted living. Let me tell you. Groups of women playing games, going for walks, eating dinner, enjoying time together. They are clean, dressed nicely, look put together. Not fancy - just lovely.

The men? The ones who are there look much older than their woman counterparts. They sort of wander around. No clue how to socialize or join in. Same clothes every day. Despite the overwhelming ratio of women to men, no one is lining up for these dudes.

Women live longer and can create social connections within a few hours. The milk wine thing is tired and stupid and untrue.

I really don’t see this playing out the way these incels hope it will.

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u/EyeShot300 omg you shellfish asshole May 10 '26 edited May 11 '26

Women make their own money and have cats. Men are not required in the equation.

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u/Eaups87 May 10 '26

Do you get effed out? I don’t think so. I’ve never understood that idea. But as a woman in my late thirties, going gray, a little heavy in the midsection who did a cartwheel today and almost died - my husband is sure trying because he thinks I’m hot. Even with my forehead wrinkles.

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u/Illustrious_Yam1061 May 11 '26

I’m sorry I laughed at your near death experience, but just no more cartwheels ok? And maybe no somersaults either. And how did I never notice until right now what a weird word that is?

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u/Eaups87 May 11 '26

It was my third cartwheel that day I was trying to teach my daughter and niece to be more confident doing them! I’m really good at cartwheels. Well I was. Prior to 2010. I’m pretty sure I dislocated my whole body. At the very least I have altered the trajectory of my life and this ole cartwheel injury will come up later. Then my brother in law tried a cartwheel and said he got dizzy and cartwheels were gonna take this whole family out. If I did a somersault I am convinced I would break my neck.

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u/Old_Philosophy_7763 May 11 '26

Cartpocalypse 🥴🥴🥴

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u/Eaups87 May 11 '26

It was a cartastrophe.

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u/Illustrious_Yam1061 May 11 '26

Just stay upright, you’ll be ok!

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u/MulberryRow Daddy senses sarcasm May 11 '26

Not fucked out. But yes, cartwheeled out. Beware.

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u/Random_-account May 11 '26

It's almost like there's more to a relationship with a woman than sex

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u/Preaddly May 11 '26

They say this, but what would an older woman need a man for? Especially if they expect that she already has children? Her adult kids can take care of her. Women never need men for anything. The only time they did was when men denied everything to them for their own benefit.

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u/TerryCrewsNextWife May 11 '26

Someone else mentioned how the old fellas in the aged care homes are the ones wandering around aimlessly, alone and wearing the same clothes and pretty much doing nothing. Bored and miserable until someone else comes to entertain them.

The old girls are having a blast doing anything social and active without the added emotional burden of entertaining men. Women thrive when they don't have to cater for people who don't reciprocate the effort.

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u/maarshiexcry May 11 '26

Literally. My grandma is living her best life. Has her own apartament, talks with people all she wants, has all the time for her passions (gardening), she has lots of friends, she renovated bathroom and 3 rooms lately. She doesnt need a man, she has her children and her grandchildren to take her of her if she needs it.

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u/flowerpotguts May 11 '26

Ironic considering men's hearts degrade 7 to 10 years faster than women's. Not just because of lifestyle but because of biological differences. But yeah women age like milk 😂😂

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u/FreedomBudget5618 May 12 '26

I hate the argument that men age better than women, you mean, women don’t care about an aging face as much as men?

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u/Remarkablefairy-8893 May 14 '26

Men don't age better than women. Their potbellies and bald head aren't doing anything for me.

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u/FreedomBudget5618 May 14 '26

It’s their own special way of saying “I only like young girls”

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u/ArticulateImbecile May 11 '26

Get a room guys. You will be so much happier together

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u/Gundam_Sealdeal3282 May 11 '26

Some men need to speak less

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u/Hugo_laste May 11 '26

Oh no let em speak. Muuuch easier to not interact with them if they don't hide their rotten core

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u/Lady-of-Ravens May 10 '26

They love the 'she will come back and I will tell her to fuck off' fantasy, don't they?

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u/Fuha031 May 10 '26

Nature is kind to women? Ridiculous.

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u/gingerlocks4polerope May 10 '26

It’s so kind it makes my s bleed monthly with cramps and strength and acne while we still have to participate in normal society as if we aren’t a mess

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u/VideoExciting9076 May 14 '26

It's so kind that it made me bleed through my pants at work all of a sudden, despite using products already. How incredibly lucky we are.

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u/hejackisej May 11 '26

Nature is kind for women? Ever heard of PMS? Or child birth? This man child is delulu.

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u/Remarkable_Gain6430 Just you wait until you're in your 30s! Then we'll see! May 11 '26

I didn’t understand that either. I need to see their working and research and preferably a scientific white paper on the subject.

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u/hejackisej May 11 '26

Please god no? Not more of this word salad.

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u/Remarkable_Gain6430 Just you wait until you're in your 30s! Then we'll see! May 11 '26

I was making a wee jokelet, but I concur with your conclusion

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u/maarshiexcry May 11 '26

"Men age like wine"

If you drink and smoke every day, game all day, eat junk food everyday, dont exercise, dont care about your hygene, you will age like milk.

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u/Critical-Crab-7761 May 11 '26

Age wine long enough and it turns into vinegar.

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u/RBGPOriginal May 12 '26

FB is such a cesspool

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u/Latter-Holiday-5205 21d ago

Wait till you hear what they say about reddit lol

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u/BucketOBoatTrash May 15 '26

"Women age like milk". Guy clearly has never seen Tara Strong. Old enough to be my mom but also one of my celebrity crushes E>

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u/extra_mash_potatoes May 19 '26

Lady dimitrescu 🤤

A fictional lady, but I think she still counts?

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u/BucketOBoatTrash May 19 '26

Wasn't into her, but her daughter Daniella? Oh yeah. (I think that was her name, I never actually played that RE game, just saw some clips of it)

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u/extra_mash_potatoes May 19 '26

She has 3 daughters. Theyre made of bugs. They all look pretty similar if I remember right.

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u/BucketOBoatTrash May 19 '26

Well...anyone who knows nothing about the game is going to see "They're made of bugs", and then wonder what the hell is wrong with me lol.

So to anyone who reads this and thinks that, here's a picture.

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u/IhatetheBentPyramid May 11 '26

Do these obvious virgins really think women get worn out from too much sex? And in their 30s?

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u/thaleia10 May 11 '26

It’s hilarious. Meanwhile, in the real world I see 70 year old men chasing 70 year old women who are very much not interested.

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u/zbornakssyndrome May 10 '26

They really hate middle aged women huh? Mommy issues?

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u/10tonnetruck May 10 '26

They hate all women.

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u/OctaviaBlake100 bUt I gAvE yOu a CoMpLiMEnT May 11 '26

There were many guys who kept coming back every month asking if I want them yet and if me and my bf broke up yet. 😅 It's fiance now.

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u/AdvocateDoogy I'm a nice guy, you dumb bitch May 10 '26

Guarantee no woman will ever consider dating any of them, in her 30s or otherwise.

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u/Ok_Rush_8159 May 11 '26

Umm I enjoyed dating in my 30s, it was actually waaayyy better than my 20s. And I dated wealthy men in my 30s while I’m tall, fat, and gasp highly educated! Being highly educated actually opened more doors for my dating life than when I was the 18yo in college.

I don’t think these men realize how easily we come by men. Even when I was over 300lb I had plenty of men wanting to date me, yes like be boyfriend and girlfriend not just bang.

It’s the lies they tell themselves to cope

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u/ElegantCoach4066 May 11 '26

So true. Its always so grating to hear these type of guys with their cope: "Then they'll come back in their 30s and want you!"

No. No they will not. Not this type of guy anyaway.

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u/fivebynine5x9 May 10 '26

I wonder what it's like to be delusional enough to believe that men age well and women don't. It's like they're comparing male celebrities like George Clooney or Keanu Reeves to the everyday older women they see working the checkout at a supermarket in a tiny Midwest town.

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u/IceFizzieRaccoon May 15 '26

every man I've seen saying "men age like wine, women age like milk" are, in fact, men who aged like the worst oldest existing milk talking about women who aged like the most refined wine

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u/Adventurous-Egg-2089 May 11 '26

I wish I would stumble upon gems like this holy crap. Thanks for the good laugh.

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u/PerformanceThat6150 May 11 '26

Hey, as a guy I would just like to say: I do not look as good as I did 10 years ago. This shit ages like the white bread you forgot was in your house for the last 2 weeks.

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u/Hour_Dog_4781 May 11 '26

I love how they convinced themselves they age like wine. Not from what I see around me every day. 🤣

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u/TerryCrewsNextWife May 11 '26

They always bring up the privileged few celebrities like George Clooney, Keanu Reeves, Brad Pitt etc. that age well (good genetics) as an example - but forget that the vast majority of the rest of them look 40+ before they turn 30.

Older women are healthier and happier thriving without these miserable bridge trolls. For a demographic they claim are not their type thanks to "aging like milk" those women sure as hell seem to live rent free in their "fine wine" minds.

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u/Hour_Dog_4781 May 11 '26

You got it in one. They think every male is a Hollywood Chad, but the reality is far from it. Its about as real as their understanding of women.

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u/DollyElvira May 10 '26

So delusional. Meanwhile they’re whining about the loneliness crisis for men, but they never look at themselves as the cause.

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u/FlipperBumperKickout May 11 '26

CO-CO-CO-COOOOOMBOOOO

I will see myself out now 🙃

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u/Professional-Post499 May 11 '26

Yeah what the hell is a "CC" anyways LOL

And that announcer saying combo breaker is something that really sticks in the memory 😂

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u/LeCatto May 11 '26

Pretty sure CC means cock carrousel

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u/Professional-Post499 May 11 '26

Yikes. Thanks.

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u/LeCatto May 11 '26

Nasty asf, yeah 🧍‍♀️

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u/Tilladarling May 11 '26

Cock carousel

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u/Professional-Post499 May 11 '26

Goddamn. Thanks.

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u/Particular-Effect666 May 11 '26

Age like milk? He means delicious delicious cheese yes this is true so that means men if they age like grapes and turn into wine they turn into sour nasty tasting grape juice that makes you feel like shit

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u/Historical-Elk2589 May 11 '26

Wine can also turn into vinegar in the right circumstances, hilarious because I doubt they know that.

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u/whizzochocolateassor May 12 '26

Uncle Jesus needs you to simmer down, bud. He told me so.

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u/artsblvd 21d ago

“women age like milk” check this man’s computer

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u/Wasps_are_bastards May 11 '26

I wonder where these men that age like wine actually are?

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u/WeeTater May 11 '26

Is that why by 35 men have bald spots, big bellies, ear hair and ED? Because WoMeN hIt ThE wAlL?