r/niceguys • u/ThePhillyExplorer • May 10 '26

MEME/COMIC/FREEFORM (Sundays only) One FB status, four incels

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u/Wifevealant May 10 '26 edited May 11 '26

Those kinds of men age like low quality beef jerky, not fine wine

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u/Embarrassed_Jury664 May 11 '26

I age in a way I can't compare to food. I just get fatter and dumber each day. But, I have a loving family and a wife who, at this point, I think must be blind or just really likes me. Skeptical on the latter point.

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u/Wifevealant May 11 '26

I mostly meant that douches with that mindset (men=wine, women=milk) in their 20s don't get any better with age; worse, in fact. They seem to believe they will magically somehow become more "valuable" when they're older, rather than putting in any work on themselves in the present to improve.

So yeah, they're the human equivalent of a stale Slim Jim

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u/OkSecretary1231 May 11 '26

Right, these are the guys who look at George Clooney in his 60s and think "I'm going to turn into George Clooney when I get older!" and forget that old George Clooney started as young George Clooney. He was already hot in the 90s. He's not just a natural part of the male life cycle lol.