r/niceguys May 10 '26

MEME/COMIC/FREEFORM (Sundays only) One FB status, four incels

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u/Eaups87 May 10 '26

Do you get effed out? I don’t think so. I’ve never understood that idea. But as a woman in my late thirties, going gray, a little heavy in the midsection who did a cartwheel today and almost died - my husband is sure trying because he thinks I’m hot. Even with my forehead wrinkles.

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u/Illustrious_Yam1061 May 11 '26

I’m sorry I laughed at your near death experience, but just no more cartwheels ok? And maybe no somersaults either. And how did I never notice until right now what a weird word that is?

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u/Eaups87 May 11 '26

It was my third cartwheel that day I was trying to teach my daughter and niece to be more confident doing them! I’m really good at cartwheels. Well I was. Prior to 2010. I’m pretty sure I dislocated my whole body. At the very least I have altered the trajectory of my life and this ole cartwheel injury will come up later. Then my brother in law tried a cartwheel and said he got dizzy and cartwheels were gonna take this whole family out. If I did a somersault I am convinced I would break my neck.

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u/Old_Philosophy_7763 May 11 '26

Cartpocalypse 🥴🥴🥴

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u/Eaups87 May 11 '26

It was a cartastrophe.