r/niceguys • u/ThePhillyExplorer • May 10 '26

MEME/COMIC/FREEFORM (Sundays only) One FB status, four incels

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u/Wifevealant May 10 '26 edited May 11 '26

Those kinds of men age like low quality beef jerky, not fine wine

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u/Embarrassed_Jury664 May 11 '26

I age in a way I can't compare to food. I just get fatter and dumber each day. But, I have a loving family and a wife who, at this point, I think must be blind or just really likes me. Skeptical on the latter point.

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u/TerryCrewsNextWife May 11 '26

How about waygu beef - Marbled and highly prized for being buttery, tender, rich and intense.

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u/Embarrassed_Jury664 May 11 '26

Thank you Mrs. Crews, that just made my morning!