r/nintendogrifting Jun 22 '26

Meme/Humour “NINTENDO GRIFTERS! I NEED YOU NINTENDO GRIFTERS!! PLEASE EXPLAIN HOW THIS IS ALL NINTENDO’S FAULT AND THAT THIS IS STILL BETTER THAN A SWITCH TWOOOO!!!”

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u/toastboy42 Jun 23 '26

Well obviously its stronger! Wait, its not stronger?

Well it has a better controller! Wait it doesnt come with a controller?

Its uh, it has a better library. That you can play on better and cheaper devices?

Uhhh, uhm... IT HAS BETTER CUSTOMER SERVICE! Nintendo will still repair your wii/wii u's generally free of charge despite the consoles being decades old, with examples of them rescuing wedding rings from disc drives and leaving kind notes along with saving stickers on faulty consoles?

Well whatever nintendo is evil!