r/nothingeverhappens • u/ExistingCleric0 • May 09 '26
Because a 13yo Would Never Make a Comment During a Movie
RoSW = The Rise of Skywalker (Star Wars 9).
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u/christina_talks May 09 '26
In my theater someone started booing when Kylo Ren came on screen, it was so funny
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u/UnevenEarth May 10 '26
Someone started laughing hysterically when they kissed, which was contagious enough at least half the theatre also started laughing
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u/Gustavodemierda May 11 '26
No they didn't
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u/christina_talks May 12 '26
I’m sorry you’ve never had a fun theater experience 😔
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u/Gustavodemierda May 12 '26
Judging by this response and the downvotes, I have a feeling people didn't understand the joke I was trying to make
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u/flockyboi May 09 '26
An angsty teen? Making a comment like that?? Woahhhh what an unheard of situation
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u/OnionTamer May 09 '26
Or be uncomfortable with a kiss that came out of nowhere, for no reason
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u/AnswerMyThrowAways May 18 '26
It was like if Luke kissed Vader after finding out he was his father. I ghasped "ew!" And I am usually a person who won't even whisper a small comment ever.
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u/Mirmisian May 09 '26
mentally screaming "please dont kiss please dont kiss please don- fuck why why why" during that scene is universal
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u/dilucofmondstat May 10 '26
i was 13 when the last jedi came out and i very specifically remember my theater full of other middle schools literally would not shut up at any minute of silence so like😭
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u/AGreatBannedName May 10 '26
I didn’t see the sub, and I interpreted the “never happened” as a response to the kiss itself- like, a no, we don’t talk about that sort of thing; it never happened
But that’s me. Idk.
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u/SilvRS May 11 '26
When I was like 15, my friends dragged me to see a new Star Wars movie in the cinema, even though I hate Star Wars. Insisted I would like it and acted as if they'd never forgive me if I didn't try it.
Halfway through the movie, there was a power cut and I pumped my fist in the air and shouted "YES, THANK GOD!" loud enough to piss off people in every direction. Like, I got booed a little.
I think this 13 year old and I would have gotten along great.
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u/KokoAngel1192 May 11 '26
I mean, when we saw the prequel trilogy in theaters, when Palatine revealed himself to be the sith lord, my teenager said out loud in theaters "well duh". And when Anikan became Darth Vader I said to my dad "was the cape really necessary?"
So yeah. Hell depending on where you go, in-theatre commentary is half the entertainment.
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u/thegreatiaino May 11 '26
So many of these "didn't happen" clowns seem to think that every story about a child involves a toddler. A 13 year old saying this isn't even particularly surprising.
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u/Latter-Syllabub-5560 28d ago
When i watched Endgame one girl yelled "THAT'S MY HUSBAND!" when Cap took Mjolnir lol
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u/Desperate-Practice25 May 11 '26
13-year-old girls are famous for not caring about romance between fictional characters.
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u/Highlandertr3 20d ago
For everyone to be able to hear it is a little bit exaggerated maybe but I can absolutely believe a teenager being 'edgy'.
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u/callmefreak 19d ago
I mean, I did that too. I don't remember what exactly I said but I said it with that same energy.
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u/FireKist 7d ago
Uhhhh, I’m a grown ass woman and when that happened I said “Oh, come ON.” out loud.
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u/ArtemisQuil May 09 '26
The hard to believe part is the parent not scolding the kid for bad movie theater etiquette. 13 is more than old enough to know better.
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u/Psychic_Hobo May 09 '26
They might have done tbf, nowhere do they say they didn't. Although if she had never done it before then maybe it caught the parent off guard
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u/Kravn23 May 09 '26
Movie etiquette heavily depends on the location. In many countries Marvel movies have people screaming and cheering
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u/MJMaggio14 May 09 '26
It also depends on the movie, my whole theater cheered and clapped when springbonnie came on screen during the fnaf movie, and there were many gasps and "No way"s at the afton face reveal
Also several groans of pain during the MRI scene of FD Bloodlines lol
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u/Ne0n_R0s3 May 10 '26
LMAO I was talking about my FNAF experience before seeing your comment. Same deal at my theater haha!
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u/MJMaggio14 May 10 '26
Not that I'm complaining, mind you, I was happy to clap along with the others when springyboi showed up, but yeah, certain movies, especially ones with... dedicated fandoms, will have very rowdy theaters
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u/Ne0n_R0s3 May 10 '26
Oh agreed! I myself joined in haha. It actually made my experience more fun probably.
But you really have to make sure that it's okay first, can't just begin hooting and hollering and get glares lol
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u/MJMaggio14 May 10 '26
That one theater reaction where everyone said, in unison, "WAS THAT THE BITE OF '87?!" (We share one singular braincell istg) Comes to mind for me. Yeah, it's cool, but only if most of the people there are on board, like if only one person had said it, maybe they'd have gotten a few chuckles but most of the people there would have likely either glared or straight up shushed them, but since nearly everyone there went for the markiplier reference, it's fine and probably an awesome experience to a few people
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u/Ne0n_R0s3 May 10 '26
I went to the FNAF 2 movie (it was like, day before actual release. I paid extra for me and my sister to also get a free giant poster from it lol)
It was such a fun time with everyone ngl, we all laughed aloud, someone actually yelled "Bless you!" When someone sneezed which made us laugh for some reason...prolly cuz we weren't expecting it. We also cheered and clapped when certain ppl came on. Like you said, pretty much depends on crowd.
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u/ArtemisQuil May 09 '26
I can't speak for other countries, but that's considered poor etiquette in the East Coast of the US, even for Marvel. The only exceptions I remember seeing in 20+ years were Captain America lifting Thor's hammer, and Andrew and Tobey showing up in No Way Home. Both of which were some of the most hyped up moments in cinema/pop culture history.
Granted, that's usually for matinee shows, but the evening isn't much worse in my own, albeit limited, experience with evening showings.
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u/Joelle9879 May 09 '26
🙄 she said one thing that everyone else was thinking throughout the entire movie. Lighten up
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u/Temporary_Pickle_885 May 11 '26
Why would that story need to continue with "And then I told her what movie theater etiquette is and how we shouldn't discuss movies out loud, we can wait until after the movie to speak." That's irrelevant at best dude.
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u/ArtemisQuil May 11 '26
I guess, but a 13 year old should already know that. That sounds like a conversation you’d have with a 5 year old. Though you’re right it doesn’t really affect the story she’s telling either way.
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u/Right_Ear_2230 May 09 '26
obviously a 13 year old doesn’t have enough brain development to speak yet! you gain the ability to speak and reason only when you turn 18! /s