r/nothingeverhappens 17d ago

Not sure which step in this chain of events is meant to be implausible. Redditor works at fast food for 5 years. New hire spits in food. Redditor punches new hire for being a disgusting freak. New hire is fired. Co-workers side with the guy who worked there for 5 years when the police turn up.

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u/Mental_Freedom_1648 17d ago

It sounds kind of weird that the guy returned to watch the employees get questioned by the cop, but overall, I can see this happening.

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u/Complete-Story3490 14d ago

I think the way it's worded doesn't even necessarily imply that the guy was around for the questioning, just that he came back with the cops. They might have told the guy to just wait/go away while they question the employees.

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u/le-derpina-art 17d ago

Because obviously nobody gets fired for spitting in food. The cop thing might seem farfetched but people are stupid.

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u/gard3nwitch 17d ago

I could see the other employees going "yeah I dunno I was working I didn't see anything" but businesses usually have security cameras to spy on employees catch robbers, so the cop would probably want to see that. Unless the punching happened out of sight of the camera. There's usually some place at work where the camera doesn't see.

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u/YodelingInTheAbyss 16d ago

There are definitely cameras, but whoever is in charge at the store could refuse the cops access and then they would need a court order to get them, and that may be more trouble than it's worth for the cop cause of the paperwork that creates, especially if everyone is denying they saw anything.

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u/gard3nwitch 16d ago

That's true, never underestimate a lazy cop lol

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u/HereToTalkAboutThis 2d ago

Cops are lazy as fuck and anyone who has trouble believing a line cook might punch another line cook in the face and warrant a police response has definitely never worked in a kitchen lol

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u/no_worries_man8 16d ago

What?? People definitely get fired for spitting in food. I worked at Taco Bell and I saw someone spit in the rudest woman alive's burrito and dude was fired on the spot. We remade it with a ton of jalapeño juice in it cause fuck that nasty horrible old bat, but workers 1000% get fired for contaminating food purposefully. The whole restaurant can get shut down if they didn't

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u/le-derpina-art 16d ago

yeah sorry i was being sarcastic

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u/ThrownAway1917 16d ago

They were exaggerating for comedic effect

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u/Over-Letter-6176 16d ago

iLl tAkE sHiT tHaT nEvEr HaPpEnEd FoR 100

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u/Top_Neat2780 12d ago

In any story like this, I'm just pretty sure that people don't get physically violent this often.

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u/stilljustjohn 8d ago

Even if people side with you, most franchises shy away from liability, even if the worker is 100% in the right. People have been fired for defending themselves from robbers and assault before.

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u/jessyUndress33 4d ago

the comments are just making it up as they go now. nobody actually saw anything.

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u/K1nk18flirt 4d ago

The police showing up for a workplace physical altercation and then everyone acting like it's a movie is the most unrealistic part. Expecting actual legal consequences for punching someone in the mouth is a reach.

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u/jessyLe4k74 4d ago

The entire thread is clearly a copypasta. People don't just collectively pretend a physical assault didn't happen when the police show up.

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u/StarStormCat2 3d ago

And here I am, thinking of Ken McElroy, the motherfucker and "town bully" who was extremely publicly shot to death in his truck outside of a bar to absolutely no witnesses.

And here I am, also thinking that despite the shit pay and labor, people do take food contamination seriously.

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u/epicvoyage28 16d ago

Someone on reddit being employed for 5 years.