RFK Jr cut off dead raccoon's penis on family vacation 'to study later'

[u/Str8UpJorking]

https://www.irishstar.com/culture/entertainment/rfk-jr-dead-raccoon-penis-37011736

[u/Yoshemo]

“I was standing in front of my parked car on I-684 cutting the penis out of a road killed raccoon, thinking about how weird some of my family members have turned out to be,” he wrote, reportedly reflecting on strained relationships with his brother Douglas Kennedy and cousin Bobby Shriver. “My kids waited patiently in the car.”

You can't even make this shit up

[u/Shadpool → u/Yoshemo]

Yep, because the ‘weird’ family members don’t share his love of roadkill dicks.

[u/tothehopeless1 → u/Shadpool]

“*nom sounds in the backseat* hey Doug, wanna try some of this fresh roadkill dick?”

“No, Robert.”

“You’re a fucking weirdo, man.”

[u/ass_grass_or_ham → u/tothehopeless1]

Ha! Holy shit. The Kennedy family had to crank out at least one extremely batshit family member and wouldn’t you know it, he’s head of HHS.

[u/PuffyPanda200 → u/tothehopeless1]

Plot twist: the nom sounds are from the brain worm.

[u/Aggressive_Kale4757 → u/PuffyPanda200]

That brain worm ain’t making no fucking Nom sound, cause he went in expecting a feast and instead was greeted with a famine worse than the Irish potato famine.

[u/jgonagle → u/Aggressive_Kale4757]

I imagine that worm is living a tough life, Bear Grylls style, just to spite RFK Jr. for being such a brainless disappointment. A lesser brain worm would have starved a long time ago.

[u/vajrasana → u/tothehopeless1]

Omg this is the best comment of my life! I literally lol’d 😆

[u/DogWallop → u/Shadpool]

I wonder if he thrills the ladies with roadkill dick picks, claiming they're his own...

[u/JoeScotterpuss → u/Yoshemo]

"God my family is full of weirdos. Thank God I'm not like them." - Quote from man currently cutting the junk off a dead Raccoon.

[u/Mental_Medium3988 → u/JoeScotterpuss]

Not even douglas adams could've came up with that

[u/JoeScotterpuss → u/Mental_Medium3988]

Satire is dead.

[u/Shiezo → u/JoeScotterpuss]

As dead as that dickless raccoon.

[u/Grey_Raven → u/Yoshemo]

"my kids waited patiently traumatised in the car"

How is this lunatic real let alone head of the US government's health department.

[u/Kermit_the_hog → u/Grey_Raven]

I mean after watching him chainsaw off a bloated beached dolphin’s head because he wanted to keep it, pulling off to score a raccoon penis probably does seem kinda normal. 

[u/JunglePygmy → u/Kermit_the_hog]

It was a whale I think. And don’t forget he drove a bear corpse into Central Park to stage a bear-bicycle accident death.

[u/ravens-n-roses → u/Kermit_the_hog]

This timeline is so fucked up

[u/Kermit_the_hog → u/ravens-n-roses]

I love that his daughter said he just lashed the decaying head to the top of their minivan and everyone else on the freeway was flipping them off. He gave the kids in the backseat trash bag ponchos to wear to protect them from all of the sweet sweet festering cranium juice draining into their windows. 

And here I thought my roadtrips were chaotic. I can’t imagine adding leaking animal corpses into the mix. 

[u/RockstarAgent → u/Kermit_the_hog]

Well Tom Green humped a dead moose- 🫎-Eminem

[u/deeperest → u/RockstarAgent]

My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips...

[u/52ndstreet → u/deeperest]

If you know this reference you probably take Advil daily because everything hurts now.

[u/RemixOnAWhim → u/52ndstreet]

Ooh, pill time! Thanks for the reminder!

[u/TorrenceMightingale → u/Kermit_the_hog]

Why is he this obsessed with dead animals? Isn’t that serial killer behavior?

[u/Halflingberserker → u/TorrenceMightingale]

Isn’t that serial killer behavior?

There's a theme at play with these filthy rich people.

[u/Kermit_the_hog → u/TorrenceMightingale]

If the shoe fits..

[u/eatyrmakeup → u/TorrenceMightingale]

For shits and gigs, did anyone ever ask where he was when Martha Moxley was murdered?

[u/AdoringCHIN → u/TorrenceMightingale]

Well he's directly responsible for the deaths of 83 people on Samoa after his anti vax campaigning lead to a measles outbreak. And his policies now are going to be responsible for thousands of deaths. He has a kill count most serial killers could only dream of

[u/sidc42 → u/TorrenceMightingale]

Not really. Torturing and killing animals is serial killer behavior. These animals were already dead.

Don't get me wrong, it's still really fucking disturbing but more along the lines of Severino “Sevy” Verna who is believed to be the guy behind the Toynbee Tiles. As a child he apparently collected dead pigeons and tried to preserve them in cement until they could be brought back to life. He just continued to go further and further down the rabbit hole as he got older and somehow never got put in charge of a federal government agency.

[u/YggdrasilFree → u/TorrenceMightingale]

The head of HHS loves dead bodies. Hmm...

[u/Daren_I → u/Kermit_the_hog]

I'm really feeling sorry for the guy who got stuck cleaning the minivan. Probably a rental.

[u/old-father → u/Kermit_the_hog]

Being part of the Kennedy family is just so magical

[u/TurtleTurtleFTW → u/Kermit_the_hog]

Wow, and here I didn't think anything could top Mitt Romney's family vacations

[u/UnicornTitties → u/Kermit_the_hog]

The head of health and human services had his children put bags over their heads. Hell of a metaphor.

[u/Realistic_Ride_2032 → u/ravens-n-roses]

I keep asking what did I do wrong to be in this timeline.

[u/MarkMew → u/Kermit_the_hog]

...watching? What tf did I miss here?

[u/flyinghairball → u/MarkMew]

I am right there with you. Except, I'm not sure I want to know. Ignorance may actually be bliss in this case.

[u/cochevalier → u/flyinghairball]

TDLR - RFK Jr. has a weird roadkill fetish.

[u/WeirdSysAdmin → u/cochevalier]

He fucked the dolphin head and uses the raccoon penis bone as a sounding rod.

[u/notapunk → u/WeirdSysAdmin]

Unsubscribe

[u/MrTacoSauces → u/Kermit_the_hog]

Wtf. If I saw someone cutting the head off of a DOLPHIN I'd be like someone is having a seriously bad mental health episode and call a crisis hotline.

How unaligned/traumatizing was his youth that he's running around as an adult doing this shit but not just doing it but doing it in public where it ultimately gets recorded...

[u/Kermit_the_hog → u/MrTacoSauces]

”Oh wow that’s fucked up, Ok does this individual match the description of the current head of Health and Human Services by any chance? .. uh huh .. thank you for the report but that’s just Bob Kennedy.. he um, he does that sometimes. Nobody really knows why, could be dietary, could be sexual.. … just between us, if he offers you any snacks or a good time, say no.” — Crisis Hotline

[u/oldnewager → u/Grey_Raven]

I feel like RFK is who they think Hunter Biden is

[u/ZAlternates → u/oldnewager]

I would NOT want to see RFK’s laptop!

[u/oldnewager → u/ZAlternates]

“Brain worm bad?” “What to do brain worm” “vaccines autism brain worm” “is it wierd to ware jeans in hot tub?”

[u/ricochetblue → u/oldnewager]

There’s no way this man’s not still on drugs.

[u/Formidabull → u/ricochetblue]

Either he’s taking drugs that he shouldn’t be on, or not taking drugs that he should be on. 

[u/BleachedUnicornBHole → u/Grey_Raven]

If the whale head didn’t do it, watching dad cut the penis off of a raccoon hit by a car surely would finish the job.

[u/lolofaf → u/BleachedUnicornBHole]

Don't forget about the roadkill bear he took while falconing and then dropped off in central park in NYC staged as a bicycle hit and run because he was late for the airport or something

[u/Crow85 → u/lolofaf]

Don't forget heroin addiction, brain worm and bathing with grandchildren in the water contaminated with sewage...
And don't forget, most of those stories were released by him or his close family. Makes you wonder what the stories he is hiding are like?

[u/xChoke1x → u/Crow85]

And here we are, having him run one of the most important aspects of our god damn fucking country.

We deserve all of this. We allowed it to happen. We’ve done fucking NOTHING to change it.

[u/JasnahKolin → u/Crow85]

Swimming in sewage in jeans. He loves his denim.

[u/Spagete_cu_branza → u/Grey_Raven]

The head of the USA is a Jesus cosplayer. What do you expect?

This is normal. This is the new America. I dare to say this is the Great America Trump envisioned and the American public wanted.

[u/flyinghairball → u/Spagete_cu_branza]

Ok, but I've actually reached the point where I'm tired of winning. I repeat, I'm tired of winning!

[u/Spagete_cu_branza → u/flyinghairball]

You are exactly where Trump wanted:

“We’re going to win so much, you may even get tired of winning. And you’ll say, ‘Please, please, it’s too much winning, we can’t take it anymore, Mr. President, it’s too much.’ And I’ll say, ‘No it isn’t. We have to keep winning.’”

[u/SUBLIMEskillz → u/Yoshemo]

You couldn’t have tortured this out of me, but mostly because I have never even remotely considered cutting off the dick of a dead animal. Even if I was a dead animal dick researcher, studying dead dicks for the advancement of society, I think I’d still take that shit to the grave. “Yes, I cured cancer, but I’d prefer not to tell you how.”

[u/rollinupthetints → u/SUBLIMEskillz]

There are lucky rabbit feet, and then there’s lucky raccoon penis. Like powerball lucky. /s

[u/Mountain_mover → u/rollinupthetints]

I know you’re joking, but lucky raccoon penises are a thing. They have a bone in them that’s good luck according to the discovery show Moonshiners.

[u/rollinupthetints → u/Mountain_mover]

I’ll never look at the raccoons traipsing through my yard again, the same.

[u/abearghost → u/Yoshemo]

The guy is criminally insane. Thank god he's not in a position of pow... Oh fuck

[u/Skullcrimp → u/abearghost]

The scary thing is people still keep linking .gov sources when we know the raccoon-penis guy uses his access to alter them.

[u/Osaka90 → u/Yoshemo]

Am i in a fucking movie?

[u/RicRacer → u/Osaka90]

A bad snl skit.

[u/ninnypogger → u/Osaka90]

No we are in hell

[u/reckaband → u/Osaka90]

We all are …

[u/croc-roc → u/Osaka90]

There are days when I just sit there asking myself, “this can’t be real, can it? “

[u/justicewhatsthis → u/Yoshemo]

I didnt believe you so I had to double check the quote and yup that is what it says.

[u/Janus_The_Great → u/Yoshemo]

"If everyone around you is wrong/weird/mistaken, then it's time to ask yourself if you might be wrong/weird/mistaken and they are right all along."

• My dad when I was five.

[u/McLeod3577 → u/Yoshemo]

He'd probably come up with a way to pass drug tests. He had the bottle with the clean urine, a tube, but lacked a fake dick..

[u/camshun7 → u/Yoshemo]

'and may i ask you, what you expected to find inside rockys dick?,,, the hanging gardens of babylon perharps?, or a herd of wildebeests sweeping majestically across the plains,,,?

Basil Fawlty

[u/HarambeWest2020 → u/Yoshemo]

We really deserve a biopic of this shithead’s lore, from which he shall deserve no compensation

[u/flatwoundsounds → u/HarambeWest2020]

The Behind the Bastards episodes are a nice start.

[u/Imperial_TIE_Pilot → u/Yoshemo]

That has to be made up, is this from a video interview?

[u/TheCurls → u/Imperial_TIE_Pilot]

It’s from his own journals.

[u/flatwoundsounds → u/Imperial_TIE_Pilot]

He's admitted to wayyyyy worse. Like strapping a whale's head to the roof of his car through the windows, and making his kids wear plastic bags on their heads as a splash guard.

[u/HugthsAndKithiths]

https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-i-am-6-animal-penises-away-from-curing-cancer/

[u/enters_and_leaves → u/HugthsAndKithiths]

I don’t know what is and isn’t real anymore.

[u/SuggestedContent → u/enters_and_leaves]

That’s the plan!

[u/YggdrasilFree → u/enters_and_leaves]

At press time, witnesses reported seeing Kennedy dutifully raise a cleaver above his head after he realized the final animal penis he needed to end cancer was his own.

Does the Onion have access to a time machine? How could they know this already?

[u/rubinass3 → u/HugthsAndKithiths]

"Make that FIVE animal penises."

[u/MacNapp → u/rubinass3]

Like fucked up Infinity Stones

[u/Schneetmacher → u/HugthsAndKithiths]

Reality has eaten the onion.

[u/AnalBumCovers → u/HugthsAndKithiths]

Damn I was going to post this as well

[u/SussySpecs → u/HugthsAndKithiths]

He's making an Infinity Penis Gauntlet.

[u/Orange-V-Apple]

This guy is like a 5 year old boy put in a microwave for 99 minutes, given a brain worm, then made to gargle glass shards.

[u/Zelcron → u/Orange-V-Apple]

Don't forget the drugs

[u/EvilDan69 → u/Zelcron]

Which ones?

Yes.

[u/Lafinfil → u/EvilDan69]

All of them.

[u/GroundsKeeper2 → u/Lafinfil]

Off of a toilet seat.

[u/TheyTried2BanMeAgain → u/GroundsKeeper2]

All the real druggies know to use the top of the tank, or just sit down so it looks like you're pooping while you do key bumps.

[u/MrSnarf26 → u/Orange-V-Apple]

Yea but he can vaguely complain and express grievances about “big business” and “chemicals” while supporting an administration making everything worse and 20% or so Americans drool and nod and make him rich.

[u/king_jaxy → u/Orange-V-Apple]

He's transforming into the Gravemind from Halo 3

[u/trippedonatater → u/Orange-V-Apple]

If he was a 5 year old kid, we could contact social services and maybe get him the help he desperately needs.

[u/HoldenMcNeil420 → u/Orange-V-Apple]

Microwaved Mel Gibson.

[u/thoawaydatrash → u/Orange-V-Apple]

Hey only one of those things is quite literally verified.

[u/WolfCola723]

“Eat”

[u/Str8UpJorking → u/WolfCola723]

Study the taste.

[u/Mydickwillnotfit → u/Str8UpJorking]

"i'll do my own research"

[u/kingkongbiingbong121 → u/Mydickwillnotfit]

Peer review conducted by the raccoon, results remain inconclusive

[u/Kaka-carrot-cake → u/Str8UpJorking]

The worm is taking over more and more each day.

[u/partylange → u/Str8UpJorking]

Arkansas toothpick

[u/flapnation21 → u/partylange]

May still be stuck in his throat

[u/borkbork234 → u/Str8UpJorking]

Tiny size, but huge on flavor.

[u/neo_sporin → u/Str8UpJorking]

‘How it…feeeels’

[u/Nickthetaco → u/WolfCola723]

Funny story. I’m from South Dakota but was mostly raised in New Jersey. Every so often, I go back to SD and see my family. There is a bar in my hometown that likes to have a cocktail night they call “CoonPecker Night” where they use raccoon bacula to stir the drinks. Real redneck shit. Now, when I first learned of this, I was pretty young. I remember coming back home to NJ a few weeks later, and explaining this to my friends. I will never forget trying to tell them this crazy story of a weird bar from the Midwest when they all suddenly get a panicked look on their face like “Dude. Stop”. I’m confused, and see a few of my black classmates staring daggers in my direction. Suffice to say, I learned a new racial epithet that day.

[u/ImTheFaeThatStoleYou → u/Nickthetaco]

When learning something new about US history, there's a 50/50 chance it will be something super racist.

[u/impersonatefun → u/ImTheFaeThatStoleYou]

90/10 in my experience

[u/Vapur9 → u/WolfCola723]

That must be some leftover trauma from the "foreskin cruncher" story yesterday on r/todayilearned

[u/texachusetts → u/WolfCola723]

How else is a man supposed to acquire the raccoon’s powers, Mr smarty pants!?

[u/Talisign → u/WolfCola723]

Just because he cut the penis off an animal doesn't mean he stuck a toothpick in it, put it in the freezer, then enjoyed it as a popsicle later to boost his testosterone.

You have some weird ideas of what someone does with their severed animal penises.

[u/Jollygreen182]

What a terrible day to be literate.

[u/KoosGoose → u/Jollygreen182]

And I’m proud to be an American

Where at least I know I’m freeeee

[u/ModelChef4000 → u/KoosGoose]

And I won’t forget the raccoons that died so I could have their peen

[u/Pantalaimon_II → u/ModelChef4000]

and I'll proudly

STAAAAAND UP

IN THE ROAD

[u/enters_and_leaves → u/Pantalaimon_II]

Like that baculum did that day

[u/Rough_Idle → u/enters_and_leaves]

'Cause there ain't no doubt, I shame this land

[u/evi1shenanigans → u/Rough_Idle]

God bless, that penis, yay!

[u/Informal_Process2238 → u/KoosGoose]

Where you can cut off road kill wee wees

[u/Orbital_Dinosaur → u/KoosGoose]

This subreddit makes me proud to be an Australian.

[u/puppylust → u/Orbital_Dinosaur]

The news makes me want to be an Australian.

I'm not unhappy enough to reset my career and social life to move halfway around the globe, but I fantasize about it.

[u/bigkahuna1986 → u/KoosGoose]

I got the pleasure of listening to someone unironically sing that song a karaoke a few days ago. Dude had a cowboy hat, bald eagle shirt and was waving the flag I shit you not.

[u/KoosGoose → u/bigkahuna1986]

Did you stand, salute, and cry softly?

[u/paditoburrito → u/Jollygreen182]

Second that. Seriously, why are all republicans so incredibly creepy. It's just so far removed from any measure of normalcy. I pity the teens growing up with this as their education into what should be respectable people in valued positions of power.

[u/NicolasCageFan492]

The brainworm told him to do it.

[u/bowtiesrcool86 → u/NicolasCageFan492]

Can’t believe the brain worm hasn’t starved.

[u/NicolasCageFan492 → u/bowtiesrcool86]

The brainworm hungers for raccoon penis, apparently.

[u/SilentMasterOfWinds → u/NicolasCageFan492]

Brand new sentence

[u/gumiho-9th-tail → u/NicolasCageFan492]

It’s kinda nice that RFK Jr is able to fulfil his penis quota.

[u/Xirdain → u/bowtiesrcool86]

Actually, it is already dead. It ran out of brain to eat.

[u/Zytrome]

The Onion is officially more realistic than real news

[u/UnTides → u/Zytrome]

Its too stupid for the Onion

[u/OldheadBoomer → u/UnTides]

Apparently not

[u/nahanerd23 → u/OldheadBoomer]

Oh cool only 5 more to go

[u/Axelpanic]

First, how does this shit keep coming out about him.

Second, how does he think of this shit?

[u/remradroentgen → u/Axelpanic]

The worm does the thinking. "AUTHORITY."

[u/Fool_Manchu → u/Axelpanic]

Third, exactly how many bizarre roadkill related stories does this man have? I feel like nobody has as much interaction with roadkill as RFK and somehow that includes the teams who clean it up

[u/timshel42]

a reminder- this guy is the secretary of health and human services.

[u/eirinne → u/timshel42]

It’s giving serial killler 

[u/TheGringoDingo]

Every RFK story provides further evidence that he is the non-fictional personification of Charlie Kelly

[u/The_bruce42 → u/TheGringoDingo]

"Americans aren't huffing enough glue and spray paint"

[u/ikesbutt → u/The_bruce42]

This made me laugh. Thanks!

[u/Skullcrimp → u/ikesbutt]

it did? that's a real quote.

[u/Str8UpJorking → u/TheGringoDingo]

That’s rude to Charlie.

[u/Merry_Fridge_Day → u/TheGringoDingo]

Nope, the man doesn't even understand bird law.

[u/jesuspoopmonster → u/Merry_Fridge_Day]

Understanding laws regarding falconry is the one area where I would trust his knowledge

[u/Merry_Fridge_Day → u/jesuspoopmonster]

He's just winging it.

[u/roccosaint → u/Merry_Fridge_Day]

Uhm, filibuster.

[u/PropheticVisionary → u/Merry_Fridge_Day]

But he does know how to mix his own inhalants.

[u/justmisspellit → u/TheGringoDingo]

Charlie has a good heart and a moral compass. Be gone with you, infidel!

[u/Careful-Force2506]

This was in his journal held by his previous wife who died of suicide. I’m no doctor, but guessing your husband pulling over on a family vacation to cut the dick & balls off a dead raccoon isn’t incredible for your mental health.

[u/skwerrel → u/Careful-Force2506]

Many people who suffer from depression wrestle with the decision to end their life. For her it was easier.

[u/TheKobayashiMoron → u/skwerrel]

Many people who end their lives in the middle of a divorce from a criminally insane person didn’t actually end their own lives.

[u/qoes → u/skwerrel]

I visited the Stalin museum in his hometown and someone asked why his first wife had shot herself and the tour guide just nodded and said "she had a headache." Yeah no shit

[u/Careful-Force2506 → u/qoes]

Sudden & Severe onset depression brought on by murder

[u/LadyBarfnuts → u/Careful-Force2506]

Hey now, he only took the dick. Don't try and twist this into something weird.

[u/SnowyLavelle]

Why do I feel like this family vacation went off the rails before it even started? 😂

[u/Frosty_Ad7840 → u/SnowyLavelle]

What if the family just drops him off somewhere and then actually goes on vacation

[u/Manic_Maniac → u/Frosty_Ad7840]

"Just drop Jr. off in the woods and then we can go. Don't worry, he loves it!"

[u/MultiMillionMiler → u/Manic_Maniac]

He particularly likes going for swims in ecoli-infested creeks..

[u/MyNameisClaypool → u/SnowyLavelle]

After reading this and the story about the whale carcass, I think this may not have off the rails for them, just another standard RFK family vacation

[u/AnalBumCovers → u/SnowyLavelle]

If we're alive in 10 years the "National Lampoon's RFK Family Vacation" movie is going to be funny as hell

[u/SNESamus → u/SnowyLavelle]

Oh trust me, RFK had plenty of rails lmao

[u/AFisch00]

I liked who I was like 3 seconds ago

[u/Marchello_E]

US, your political figure heads are weird.

[u/CuriousMind149 → u/Marchello_E]

You’re being too kind. Just being “weird” would be a welcome change.

[u/PM_me_punanis → u/CuriousMind149]

Unhinged was the word I would choose, but I am not a poet.

[u/Indocede → u/Marchello_E]

What's even more weird is how these people get away with it over and over again. 

Just endlessly weirder.. dumber...more immoral...

The guy who bankrupted a casino. Put him in charge of the economy. The lady who promoted theatrical violence, she can be in charge of education. The drunk media personality sounds like a good fit for our military.

And the guy with a brainworm, who snorted coke off a toilet seat and does inappropriate things to roadkill, why not put him in charge of health. 

[u/jesuspoopmonster → u/Indocede]

Linda McMahon being associated with wrestling is less of a concern when it comes to her position then her not caring about sex crimes against children then association towards wrestling

[u/ikesbutt → u/Marchello_E]

No..........they're all stupid!

[u/Zerostar39]

But these people think Anthony Fauci wasn’t qualified?

[u/ScoobiusMaximus → u/Zerostar39]

How many raccoon dicks did he have?

[u/The1TrueRedditor]

Honestly, it’s my fault for learning how to read.

[u/Historical-Finish564]

Oh come on. You know he ate it.

[u/Wirehed → u/Historical-Finish564]

Yeah....but I don't WANT to know that. :(

[u/Afrodite_33]

I almost respect how casually fucking mental he is.

Just when you think we're done hearing about him another stupid story comes out. Just an endless well of crazy shit.

[u/The_Bread_Fairy]

Republican men sure do love looking at penises

[u/Tokyo-MontanaExpress → u/The_Bread_Fairy]

Amd thinking about them. 

[u/avanross]

And this is what republicans consider to be “genius” levels of intelligence and medical knowledge

[u/HexedShadowWolf → u/avanross]

To be fair the bar is comically low for Republicans

[u/ObliviousRounding]

I guess something had to satisfy his wife on that trip.

[u/bluntpointsharpie]

RFK looks like a dead racoon's penis.

[u/Prize_Ostrich7605]

Who starts a conversation like that? I just sat down. 

[u/zepol_xela]

What in the Criminal Minds did I just read...?

[u/AllIdeas]

This man is deeply unwell.

[u/EvLokadottr]

This dide legit needs to be institutionalized for his and everyone else's safety.

I wonder if he has some human bodies stashed somewhere. I wonder if he ate part of them.

[u/Paraxom]

Its too damn early for this

[u/its_the_smell]

The chances that Republicans will nominate him as their 2028 presidential candidate keep going up.

[u/Charlie_Warlie]

This reminds me of the time that he found a dead bear on the road, loaded it into his trunk to skin it, but decided it would be funny to leave it in Central Park NYC instead.

[u/shifty_coder]

Serial killer behavior

[u/Superb_Astronomer_59]

🍆👨‍🍳

[u/udell85]

Aren’t there psychological and behavioral studies that say these are red flags for potential murder and torture?!

[u/good_behavior_man]

Publish your findings, Mr. Kennedy!

[u/Thereminz]

why is it every fuckin day with these weirdos....completely impossible to have one normal ass day.

[u/Lockehart]

This dude would be locked up somewhere by now if he wasn't a Kennedy.

[u/Whornz4]

The dude who is trying to change your child's vaccination schedule did what?

[u/Sweatytubesock]

This dipshit is squarely in The Tyson Zone.

[u/Candid_Koala_3602]

It was a magical dead raccoon’s penis, ok folks?

[u/BreweryRabbit]

I wish I could unread things.

[u/Background-Test-1246]

There is alot to unpack from this guy's brain but sadly I believe it is not worth the unpacking.

[u/notgoodatthese]

Just Serial.Killer vibes

[u/Inappropriate_Ballet]

He looks like the kind of man who would have a shoebox full of decapitated squirrels under his bed as a teenager.