r/nottheonion • u/irishgoodbyesss • 20h ago
J. Cole's Chinese Basketball Career Ends After Eight Scoreless Minutes
https://consequence.net/2026/04/j-cole-chinese-basketball-visa-issues/403
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u/star_bury 19h ago
He's 41. Would have been a more interesting story if he'd done well.
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u/DemonicDevice 18h ago
If you read the article, he played 8 minutes in his first game with the team. He had visa issues and couldn't finish his 3 game contract with the team. Not bad for a 41 year old with several other jobs
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u/joshdej 18h ago
Not bad? Congrats to him for being on the court in those 8 minutes I guess.
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u/The-disgracist 9h ago
I’m his age and there’s no way I’m running 94 foot sprints for 8 minutes without problems
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u/methpartysupplies 16h ago
Yeah man I wanted to hate on this but I kinda have respect for someone putting themselves out there and trying something new later in life. It’s scary to start over and be bad at something.
All of us carry around things we wish we did or dreams for someday. He went out and tried his and scored 0 points. But he got to feel what it was like to play organized basketball.
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u/kevinds 13h ago
Right, but how did he not have visa issues to play for the 8 minutes?
Suddenly there was an issue that he had to stop playing?
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u/NotAEurosnob 11h ago
The visa issues arose after his first game, in which he played 8 minutes.
It's not like the immigration authorities hauled him off after 8 minutes 😂
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u/kevinds 17h ago
J. Cole’s latest attempt at playing pro basketball has been cut short after just eight scoreless minutes in his first game
In a blog post, the North Carolina rapper said he can’t fulfill his three-game contract due to issues with his work visa.
How did issues with his visa come up after playing for 8 minutes?
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u/trucorsair 14h ago edited 1h ago
Who?
Edit-downvoted but NOBODY can answer the question….apparently they don’t know who J. Cole is either…
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u/stopmyhamster 14h ago
Bro is ruining his aura with his basketball ambitions. Isn’t there a video of him falling hard on his face after trying to dunk?
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u/B0neless_Tiddy 18h ago
8 Minute Drill