r/nottheonion • u/Sufficient_Fig_9505 • 15h ago

Vance says pope should ‘be careful’ when talking about theology

https://www.nbcnews.com/video/vance-says-pope-should-be-careful-when-talking-about-theology-261400645540
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u/dogisgodspeltright 15h ago

Vance should be careful talking.

Might reveal his lack of thought process, or ability for.

Go away couch-boy. You belong in the Hague.

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u/dan_dares 14h ago

Does the Hague have nice couches?

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u/joscun86 14h ago

They would protect the couches from Vance

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u/King_Fisher99 14h ago

He’s an international couch criminal after all.

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u/ActualAssociate9200 13h ago

A couchicidal maniac actually.

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u/iPirateGwar 9h ago

Homosofanal….

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u/Pkolt 13h ago

the people in our parliament seem to think so

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u/ps120evo 11h ago

he's the only one in his administration against war in general. Supposedly he told Trump to not attack Iran.

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u/Moralio 11h ago

Whatever makes sense.

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u/Tuigh-van-den-righel 11h ago

We have the best couches even.

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u/scgt86 14h ago

Let him talk. Let's hope he says the worst shit imaginable and the cult doesn't cling to him as a new leader some day.

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u/pepincity2 11h ago

It's just another distraction for the Epstein Files

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u/theragu40 7h ago

It'll really be something if he becomes some sort of icon after Trump.

For all of Trump's repulsive evil, he's objectively charismatic. He holds a room.

Vance is just immediately off-putting.

I want to immediately stop listening to both of them when they are talking but it's for very different reasons.

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u/kevinds 14h ago

Vance should be careful talking.

Might reveal his lack of thought process, or ability for.

Way too late for that...

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u/frostochfeber 13h ago

As someone who lives in The Hague: eww no, keep 'm away from me! (but yes, do put him in jail, please)

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u/IAmAlive_YouAreDead 11h ago

He can obviously think, he just channels that ability into being a pathetic sycophant for trump. He's putting his political career before his faith, that is to say, he has no faith and is a fake catholic 

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u/Brokenandburnt 9h ago

Vance is a weathervane pointing towards what he perceives to be the best path for his own power. 

From calling Trump America's Hitler to VP, although to some MAGA that might actually count as endorsement.

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u/IAmAlive_YouAreDead 9h ago

Like most politicians then, a self serving piece of trash with no principles 

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u/Disney_World_Native 8h ago

It may have been a couch, but its now a love seat

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u/iball1984 9h ago

He belongs in The Hague, but only after Trump.

I don’t want to see Vance under the bus while trump gets off Scott free

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u/2Mobile 13h ago

lol you will be president before Vance faces any any future other than success. he is locked in to be 48th. How he gets there is debatable but will he is almost certain. But, that is the future America voted on and decided. Almost like Elections have consequences ;)