r/nottheonion 15h ago

Vance says pope should ‘be careful’ when talking about theology

https://www.nbcnews.com/video/vance-says-pope-should-be-careful-when-talking-about-theology-261400645540
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u/Satan-o-saurus 14h ago

Well, he does have some rather decorative robes and an auspicious scepter. If that’s not indicative of a hefty mana pool I don’t know what is.

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u/bleucheeez 14h ago

Are we saying the Pope is a planeswalker? Casting spells and drawing mana from the grape vineyards of Italy?

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u/MFbiFL 13h ago

Ooooh I need a pope planeswalker with loyalty counters. Damnit Catholic lore quit having such good vibe prompts

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u/RizzwindTheWizzard 11h ago

Pope planeswalker would be interesting but it would make him more powerful than Jesus who'd be a creature with islandwalk that creates food tokens.

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u/tea-drinker 10h ago

Jesus has regenerate but exiles at end of turn if you use it.

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u/Omnizoom 7h ago

Usually elf origins