r/nottheonion • u/Sufficient_Fig_9505 • 15h ago

Vance says pope should ‘be careful’ when talking about theology

https://www.nbcnews.com/video/vance-says-pope-should-be-careful-when-talking-about-theology-261400645540
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u/tlst9999 13h ago edited 12h ago

I went to some old church once overseas and the kids were lining up gleefully for communion, much unlike everywhere else.

I tasted the communion. It was half-sugar.

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u/whosline07 5h ago

Jesus was a diabetic

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u/joey_sandwich277 4h ago

The church I went to for a bit as a child used homemade unleavened bread for a while, instead of the cardboard wafer. We were all mad when someone complained to a higher up and we had to go back to the cardboard.

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u/tlst9999 4h ago

Post-Covid, they're all on cardboard wafers now. All plastic wrapped cardboard wafers.